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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Icon]
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Icon said:
If you have to commit a crime that you expect will be investigated then I'd suggest turning off your phone or leaving it at home. Police can track all the cell phones in an area of a crime, and check traffic cams and drone feeds for vehicles to investigate. Don't speak to anyone of your intentions or you'll become a suspect. Have an alibi and a lawyer if necessary. But ultimately in some scenarios the best option is to turn the other cheek to avoid mutual destruction. It is possible to learn and grow from conflict without criminal vengeance.



Solid advice. Gotta be careful with that last statement tho; you have a mutual business agreement and you or the other party FO's, it doesn't matter if it's 10k or 100k.Principle of anyone with an ounce of respect for themselves and business knows there is consequence.of the physical nature.
It's not personal, it's not emotional. It's just a calculated action based on the breaking of a mutually understood business deal.
Open(to the proper degree)/honest, and especially family orientated individuals are good people; and ideally you wanna do business with those types.


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Oxygen. Water. Neil Young

Our word "planet" comes from the Greek word planetes, meaning "wanderer."

"There ain't no revolution, only evolution, but every time I'm in Georgia I eat a peach for peace."
Gregg Allman

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Shiithead]
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:lol:

Nice.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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I either will eat whatever drugs I'm driving with or if that's not possible I put em in the trunk


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theRealrollforever said:
That’s not possible; even with computers

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: theRealrollforever]
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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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Old thread, sue me bitch.
Cop was a dick, but she started it.
She was white as fuck now she's tazed.
Reminds me of some friends out in east texas.


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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Ole Field Trashe] * 1
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Ahab McBathsalts said:
Don't drink.



Thats not an option


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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: YangSupporter] * 2
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The two things that have kept me safe since a close brush decades ago.

  • Don't hurt people or do things that will make people feel bad. It's the basic "do unto others..." thing.

  • Shut the fuck up. Don't tell a soul. Not your girlfriend, not your sister, certainly not the cops.

I've seen people go to jail on many occasions because they could not grasp these two things. Going about making enemies and running their mouths like they are untouchable. Foolish kids in adult bodies.


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We are the music makers, the dreamers of dreams.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Northerner]
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That's the worst part of the illegal drug war. That dealers and growers that are otherwise good people have to be cowards when someone fucks with them. I'd love to threaten the people that owe me money or have wronged me. Or put some bad people on blast. But they have so much leverage with their knowledge. I've turned the other cheek more than I'd have liked to. But you gotta to stay safe.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Icon] * 1
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I just do drugs at home and get some flunky to deliver them. Anytime I have been even close to getting caught in my life I was in a car. Getting caught would ruin my life. Also watch those "cops" type shows so you can see their tactics.

I doubt the police would even search me, no one ever offers me drugs I don't think I fit the profile. And weed is legal in my country, that was a hassle because it's just stinky and its the drug that everyone can smell from far away. I do lots of psychedlics but I don't get them for other people, last thing you want is some guys acid freak out being traced back to you. I keep my phone clean too, if you want to talk about drugs go meet face to face, the texting code word shit offers you no protection if you get caught.

Also be nice to your neighbors so they don't rat. I went and visited my mom and was like who that friendly big black guy who said hi to me outside, she was like oh hes the neighborhood dealer, he has a big BBQ and invites the neighborhood, mows old people's lawns and keeps watch over the block. I watched his customers pull up, not one had a stereo cranking, just discreet vistors. Having quality customers is important, if you sell to low lifes who are constantly in trouble the chances of a snitching are greater.

You can do it right or you can do it wrong. Some people are bound for jail no matter what they do, its just in the cards for them. My buddy got arrested for spitting on the sidewalk.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: viraldrome]
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Cops have pretty much two questions.  First one is a nervous inquiry where they know your going to jail.  Second is a more informal asking of questions.  It's real easy to confuse people that don't know me, it's more of a problem but sometimes helps.

I've admitted to things I've done.  It helps when they are pressing for more than what got their attention.  I've been accused of things that were in no way something that happened.

Listen to your intuition and perhaps you'll not go anywhere near trouble.  You know when you are pushing risk.  After all you don't have to break the law to be questioned, just suspected of wrong doing.

I've dealt with surveillance since 1999.  So I know a few things but sometimes it gets a little heavier than it actually may be.  It's hard to keep your ego too close to your position, when all you have is on the line.

So listen to your dreams.


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"in sterquiliniis invenitur in stercore invenitur"

In filth it will be found in dung it will be found

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Shiithead]
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Don't get high in public

If you are brought in, demand a lawyer and never talk. Anything you say will be used against you.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Morel Guy] * 2
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I just don't really break any major laws. Everything I grow is legal and I drive pretty cautiously.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: psi] * 1
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psi said:
I just don't really break any major laws. Everything I grow is legal and I drive pretty cautiously.




Same here man :wink:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: psi]
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psi said:
I just don't really break any major laws. Everything I grow is legal and I drive pretty cautiously.



Yes I am the same :wink:


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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: YangSupporter]
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Except for the drugs I consume am law abiding.

I grow a lot of different grey area plants. Not strictly illegal but if the cops wanted to fuck with me and they had any idea what they are they could make my life painful.


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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Northerner]
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Trichocereus is the only grey area thing like that for me, though to my knowledge there is no precedent of charges here for any cacti. But the area it's in is closed off from public view (a legal requirement for the cannabis plants anyway). And there are no restrictions at all here on peyote. No bullshit plant limits, special licensing to grow commercially, nothing. You just can't extract.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Northerner] * 1
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Northerner said:
The two things that have kept me safe since a close brush decades ago.

  • Don't hurt people or do things that will make people feel bad. It's the basic "do unto others..." thing.

  • Shut the fuck up. Don't tell a soul. Not your girlfriend, not your sister, certainly not the cops.

I've seen people go to jail on many occasions because they could not grasp these two things. Going about making enemies and running their mouths like they are untouchable. Foolish kids in adult bodies.



I love and respect the art of breaking things down to it's simplest form and you just did that. Great post, Northerner.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Some great qoutes

"If you plan on doing something illegal, don't tell anybody" Frank

"Witness nothing and live longer" Cock


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"in sterquiliniis invenitur in stercore invenitur"

In filth it will be found in dung it will be found

Edited by Morel Guy (09/27/19 11:15 AM)

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Shiithead] * 1
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I also made this thread recently which may help some of y'all who drive at night: https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/25798593

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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Dress well.
Keep your vehicle tidy.
Bible in the front seat.
Always check your lights before driving at night.
No tint,huge rims,or anything that brings unwanted attention.
Drive like you took drivers ed.
No loud music.
Different routes.
Different stores.
No routine.
Keep some cigerettes in the cup holder.
Multiple vehicles.

Keep your drug use to yourself.
Keep your drug manufacturing to yourself.

Live modestly.

No loud ass anything that say "hey I sell drugs! Prove me wrong?"

Two phones. Change your number frequently.

Dont bring people to your house.
Especially freaks you dont know to well.
Do not show off for women/men.
Trust people with your brain. Not your prick/whoha & heart.

Dont leave droogz sitting out.
Know what you have and where you have it.

Never get fucked up around your drug stash.

Buy cigars in bulk.

Have a garden not just droogz.

Dont do stupid shit to piss people off.

Keep your nieghborhood upstanding. I pick up litter at least once or twice a month and helped get the County to put up signs stating children at play.

Security cameras with signage.

GTA sign that says "no trespassing. Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again"

Get a dog and a cat and cherish them.
They are the only ones you trust.

Make your own drugs or purchase in bulk from a reputable dealer.
Dont have multiple dealers.

If you sell. Sell em cheap and keep your customers happy. Be straight with them. Never do hand offs and form relationships. Less is more.

Never let anyone know your next move.
Move in silence.

Stay aware of your surroundings at all times. Always Find the exits and check the bathrooms.

If Your good hearted. Stay out of the kitchen. If the junkies dont eat you out of house and home the Jack boys will steal it from under you.

Don't smoke weed inside of anything.

If you can't eat it.
Shove it up your ass.


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A Man Must Learn To Sail In All Winds.:bliss: RIP ModestMouse & Big Worm:heart:

Edited by BattyKoda (09/27/19 05:36 PM)

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