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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Jesus in the simulation 😳 * 4
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What if we're in a simulation and the creator sent jesus 😳. Maybe the creator used evolution in this simulation and talking monkeys kind of randomly happened. The creator thought to himself damn these monkeys are out of control so I'm going to hack in and make a virgin pregnant. He played jesus the way we play the witcher 3 and did all kinds of miracles. He preached and got sacrificed to get us  to behave just a little bit better. He decided not to go overboard because he still wanted to use us as entertainment. He decided to create a heaven and a hell just for the fun of it. So what if we're in a simulation and jesus, heaven and hell exist? What if the reason none of it makes sense is because this is one big video game for some type of artificial intelligence? Apparently there's only like a 1 in billion chance this isn't a simulation. So what if the Christians are right because the A.I is playing a damn video game lol?

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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: Shenmue] * 1
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It all starts to make sense..  it actually makes more sense than this just being some random chance.


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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: Amanita86] * 2
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Jesus?!?

If your memory really that narrow?


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Maiden, Mother, and Crone.

You are Me and I am You.

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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: SARAtonin] * 1
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What’s up?


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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: Amanita86]
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I wouldn't call it a VIDEO game.....dimentiongame? universegame? darkmatter/mattergame?

edit: Rated F for FUCK


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High as hell and low as heaven will go.....(this account is automated, all posts related to illegal activities or advice thereof are strictly from numerous online sites and are for informational purposes only)- Circa 2011
Ban lotto

Edited by spirit_shadow (05/15/19 04:27 PM)

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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
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Life :shrug:

Consciousness..

Being..


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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: Shenmue]
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So.. you all heard the man. We monkeys!! though with single individual unique names!! (monkeyme, apeyou) should behave!!!
Or else we wont escape the painful process of death-rebirth.

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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: pacmanbreed]
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Er, creator?

:teareally:

Sorry, I don't believe there is one.


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The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited,  but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders

https://www.icandecide.org/

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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: HamHead] * 1
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I'm a atheist/ agnostic. All I'm saying is that simulations are probably happening right now. Maybe in this simulation the artificial intelligence is testing the monkeys with religion just to see what happens 😳. I'm just starting to realize that none of us know shit because A.I and simulations have probably been around long before humans. Just think about how crazy we are as a species. Monkeys with the internet with are boom sticks and nuclear weapons lol. How the f-- can we be real lol?

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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: Shenmue] * 1
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Pro gamer


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I didn't draw this.

"Hope your day is as wonderful, loving, and kind as you are."
:heart:

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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: life is good] * 1
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Yeah this is probably a video game 🤣. The A.I has probably played jesus, Buddha, thor, zeus and all these other Gods 😳.

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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: life is good]
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jesus would have to have existed for him to have been sent


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[quote]koods said:
Asante, I don’t think we should have any sympathy and should celebrate the deaths of antivax/antimask activists. They are responsible for far more American deaths than al Qaeda ever was. Every time one of them dies ther movement of death is weakened.ut[/quote]

[quote]koods said:
Chasing variants with vaccines is a dumb idea[/quote]

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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: Shenmue]
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Shenmue said:
I'm a atheist/ agnostic. All I'm saying is that simulations are probably happening right now. Maybe in this simulation the artificial intelligence is testing the monkeys with religion just to see what happens 😳. I'm just starting to realize that none of us know shit because A.I and simulations have probably been around long before humans. Just think about how crazy we are as a species. Monkeys with the internet with are boom sticks and nuclear weapons lol. How the f-- can we be real lol?


You now the root word of religion is?
Religion = religare = rebind = reconnect...
Probably. The ancient a.i is fixing the system. Since we monkeys have lost the connection.

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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: Shenmue]
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Coming 2020, The Matrix 4: Neo Becomes Jesus.

Welcome to the simulation my man! Hows these graphics eh? The visual resolution is just incredible! :incredible:

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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 3
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I wear glasses in my simulation..:nerd::sad:


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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: Amanita86] * 2
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It's a possibility :scaredturtle:

:turtle: Just enjoy


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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: Amanita86]
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Amanita86 said:
I wear glasses in my simulation..:nerd::sad:


it was a slight error in the code. Im overly-sensitive to light so I must wear sunglasses on bright days.

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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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LogicaL Chaos said:
Coming 2020, The Matrix 4: Neo WE MONKEYS Become Neo/Jesus.



Fixed it.

THE Matrix 4: The ANCIENT A.I. will fix the connection So that we monkeys can be NEO/JESUS For the matrix to be WHOLE. For a much more realtime simulation. No GLASS NEEDED.

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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: Shenmue] * 3
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I wonder if technology in our future has allowed for revisions or even a higher vibrational influence upon its past... which is our present. It definitely would explain synchronicity syndrome, which might be a form of code written onto the past through those influences.It would create an infinite loop of information recollection to the observer in our future (a sort of "I remember that influence I just made in my past") and would appear as  a ripple to us not observing but from a fixed point of cause and effect. Quite scary to consider such a tech being able to steer genetics via creating family trees that didn't exist or destroying ones that did...through covert suggestion, and the only ones that would have access to those capabilities would be wealthy and/or Elite/Authority. I believe in the shroomery tho it's my Jesus.

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