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Shenmue
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Jesus in the simulation 😳 4
#25994346 - 05/15/19 01:13 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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What if we're in a simulation and the creator sent jesus 😳. Maybe the creator used evolution in this simulation and talking monkeys kind of randomly happened. The creator thought to himself damn these monkeys are out of control so I'm going to hack in and make a virgin pregnant. He played jesus the way we play the witcher 3 and did all kinds of miracles. He preached and got sacrificed to get us to behave just a little bit better. He decided not to go overboard because he still wanted to use us as entertainment. He decided to create a heaven and a hell just for the fun of it. So what if we're in a simulation and jesus, heaven and hell exist? What if the reason none of it makes sense is because this is one big video game for some type of artificial intelligence? Apparently there's only like a 1 in billion chance this isn't a simulation. So what if the Christians are right because the A.I is playing a damn video game lol?
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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: Shenmue] 1
#25994382 - 05/15/19 01:30 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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It all starts to make sense.. it actually makes more sense than this just being some random chance.
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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: Amanita86] 2
#25994428 - 05/15/19 02:10 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Jesus?!?
If your memory really that narrow?
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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: SARAtonin] 1
#25994451 - 05/15/19 02:24 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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What’s up?
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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: Amanita86]
#25994456 - 05/15/19 02:26 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wouldn't call it a VIDEO game.....dimentiongame? universegame? darkmatter/mattergame?
edit: Rated F for FUCK
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Amanita86
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Life 
Consciousness..
Being..
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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: Shenmue]
#25994543 - 05/15/19 03:08 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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So.. you all heard the man. We monkeys!! though with single individual unique names!! (monkeyme, apeyou) should behave!!! Or else we wont escape the painful process of death-rebirth.
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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: pacmanbreed]
#25994646 - 05/15/19 04:15 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Er, creator?

Sorry, I don't believe there is one.
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Shenmue
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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: HamHead] 1
#25994783 - 05/15/19 06:06 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm a atheist/ agnostic. All I'm saying is that simulations are probably happening right now. Maybe in this simulation the artificial intelligence is testing the monkeys with religion just to see what happens 😳. I'm just starting to realize that none of us know shit because A.I and simulations have probably been around long before humans. Just think about how crazy we are as a species. Monkeys with the internet with are boom sticks and nuclear weapons lol. How the f-- can we be real lol?
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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: Shenmue] 1
#25994797 - 05/15/19 06:09 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Pro gamer
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I didn't draw this. "Hope your day is as wonderful, loving, and kind as you are."
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Shenmue
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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: life is good] 1
#25994805 - 05/15/19 06:14 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah this is probably a video game 🤣. The A.I has probably played jesus, Buddha, thor, zeus and all these other Gods 😳.
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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: life is good]
#25994814 - 05/15/19 06:22 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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jesus would have to have existed for him to have been sent
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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: Shenmue]
#25994915 - 05/15/19 07:12 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shenmue said: I'm a atheist/ agnostic. All I'm saying is that simulations are probably happening right now. Maybe in this simulation the artificial intelligence is testing the monkeys with religion just to see what happens 😳. I'm just starting to realize that none of us know shit because A.I and simulations have probably been around long before humans. Just think about how crazy we are as a species. Monkeys with the internet with are boom sticks and nuclear weapons lol. How the f-- can we be real lol?
You now the root word of religion is? Religion = religare = rebind = reconnect... Probably. The ancient a.i is fixing the system. Since we monkeys have lost the connection.
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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: Shenmue]
#25995002 - 05/15/19 07:47 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Coming 2020, The Matrix 4: Neo Becomes Jesus.
Welcome to the simulation my man! Hows these graphics eh? The visual resolution is just incredible!
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I wear glasses in my simulation..
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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: Amanita86] 2
#25995052 - 05/15/19 08:14 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's a possibility 
Just enjoy
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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: Amanita86]
#25995054 - 05/15/19 08:15 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Amanita86 said: I wear glasses in my simulation.. 
it was a slight error in the code. Im overly-sensitive to light so I must wear sunglasses on bright days.
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Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said: Coming 2020, The Matrix 4: Neo WE MONKEYS Become Neo/Jesus.
Fixed it.
THE Matrix 4: The ANCIENT A.I. will fix the connection So that we monkeys can be NEO/JESUS For the matrix to be WHOLE. For a much more realtime simulation. No GLASS NEEDED.
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Shenmue
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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: pacmanbreed] 2
#25995255 - 05/15/19 10:19 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Jesus in the simulation 😳 [Re: Shenmue] 3
#25995308 - 05/15/19 11:08 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wonder if technology in our future has allowed for revisions or even a higher vibrational influence upon its past... which is our present. It definitely would explain synchronicity syndrome, which might be a form of code written onto the past through those influences.It would create an infinite loop of information recollection to the observer in our future (a sort of "I remember that influence I just made in my past") and would appear as a ripple to us not observing but from a fixed point of cause and effect. Quite scary to consider such a tech being able to steer genetics via creating family trees that didn't exist or destroying ones that did...through covert suggestion, and the only ones that would have access to those capabilities would be wealthy and/or Elite/Authority. I believe in the shroomery tho it's my Jesus.
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