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Re: Males with beards have smaller balls. [Re: psi]
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How the hell is testicle size related to the moment you decide to get rid of some lifeless matter growing out your head?


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Re: Males with beards have smaller balls. [Re: Tripsurfer] * 3
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It probably isn't, and it's not what was claimed in the study.

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Re: Males with beards have smaller balls. [Re: psi]
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Are we talking about ball beards or face beards? I’m lost!

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Re: Males with beards have smaller balls. [Re: Hippiebait] * 1
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the more colourful the monkey the smaller the balls


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And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
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Re: Males with beards have smaller balls. [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
Studies are amazing aren't they?

https://nypost.com/2019/04/10/males-with-long-hair-and-beards-have-smaller-testicles-study/?fbclid=IwAR35pFp6d96rjF-DridRXIyTtGJW0Cm-yLXE9yCsOK9qZELQUNHOVSFgUK8

That explains millenials.



The NY post just posted a 10min + video saying they had case changing evidence in the Jussie smolette case. They got a “tip” about a small hot sauce bottle that somehow evaded police evidence but WAS PART OF THE Fn HOAX to begin with. Don’t trust the NYPost as much as you shouldn’t trust Fox News or MSNBC


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Re: Males with beards have smaller balls. [Re: gopher] * 2
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Jesus, is ball size really something you men argue about too? :rolleyes::lol:


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Re: Males with beards have smaller balls. [Re: SARAtonin]
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SARAtonin said:
Jesus, is ball size really something you men argue about too? :rolleyes::lol:



Only incompetent idiotic misogynistic asshole fuckhead dick facey types.


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Re: Males with beards have smaller balls. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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According to my carful obsessions, there seem to be a lot of those types.


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Re: Males with beards have smaller balls. [Re: gopher]
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gopher said:
the more colourful the monkey the smaller the balls



Yeah this is the type of thing the study found. They are averages over whole species. Compared to humans, the other great apes have proportionally tiny dicks and gigantic balls. They are more promiscuous, so they don't have to try as hard to impress but must instead compete on volume of sperm.

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Re: Males with beards have smaller balls. [Re: SARAtonin]
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Who you tellin'?!:sad:


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Re: Males with beards have smaller balls. [Re: SARAtonin] * 2
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SARAtonin said:
Jesus, is ball size really something you men argue about too? :rolleyes::lol:



pleeaassseee.....I KNOW women argue just as much over breast size :p


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Re: Males with beards have smaller balls. [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
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There’s a South Park for that



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Re: Males with beards have smaller balls. [Re: SARAtonin]
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SARAtonin said:
Jesus, is ball size really something you men argue about too? :rolleyes::lol:



No not really tbh lol


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Re: Males with beards have smaller balls. [Re: SARAtonin]
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SARAtonin said:
According to my carful obsessions, there seem to be a lot of those types.



The only time I've ever known men to argue about having bigger balls than the other it's not in the literal sense. And I've never tied my masculinity to the size of my balls, though I don't have abnormally tiny balls so if I did that might be different. :shrug:


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Males with beards have smaller balls. [Re: Shroomslip]
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Shroomslip said:
SARAtonin said:
According to my carful obsessions, there seem to be a lot of those types.



The only time I've ever known men to argue about having bigger balls than the other it's not in the literal sense. And I've never tied my masculinity to the size of my balls, though I don't have abnormally tiny balls so if I did that might be different. :shrug:



we cant have sara be a liar......I bet my balls are bigger than yours :p


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Re: Males with beards have smaller balls. [Re: spirit_shadow]
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I bet mine hang lower than yours.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Males with beards have smaller balls. [Re: Shroomslip]
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Males with bigger dicks have balls that appear smaller


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Re: Males with beards have smaller balls. [Re: bodhisatta]
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My balls are always bouncing my balls are always full. And everybody comes and comes again!


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Re: Males with beards have smaller balls. [Re: Fryburn]
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Edited by tyrannicalrex (04/11/19 05:35 PM)

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Re: Males with beards have smaller balls. [Re: SARAtonin]
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SARAtonin said:
Jesus, is ball size really something you men argue about too? :rolleyes::lol:



Only men who have Balls of Steel are ready to discuss the Epic Implications of their own ball size.

For me, its meh :shrug: I find balls more of a burden than a blessing.

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