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 The Male Body is a Work of Art 
#5119070 - 12/29/05 02:11 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Women: post your favorite pictures of the gorgeous masculine form!
Edited by Veritas (12/29/05 03:26 PM)
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 Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5119095 - 12/29/05 02:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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The Pub only allows pics of naked women. Naked men are not allowed.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5119121 - 12/29/05 02:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sez you! 
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5119196 - 12/29/05 02:36 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sez you!
Although it appears as if not all of the male pubbers in here think so... I see a lot of views for this thread.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5119200 - 12/29/05 02:37 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Views without replies. We're all busy going "ew."
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: RandalFlagg]
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There ARE female pubbers, too, you know. Not to mention the gay or bi male pubbers. (Closeted or not.)
What's your problem with the male body? You have one, I presume? 
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EWWWWW!!!! 
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5119213 - 12/29/05 02:40 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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You'll notice I thoughtfully did not include any full-frontal pics. I didn't want you all to get whiplash when your homophobia kicked in.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5119220 - 12/29/05 02:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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There ARE female pubbers, too, you know.
But, you're in the minority. You need to learn your place!
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Veritas said:
Not to mention the gay male pubbers. (Closeted or not.)
Call it a hunch...but I have a feeling there are a lot of those. 
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What's your problem with the male body? You have one, I presume?
But mine looks pathetic in comparison to those guy's bodies. This thread just makes me feel inadequate.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5119223 - 12/29/05 02:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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The problem is, is that I am male and have a male body. And I look at it everyday, why the hell would I want to look at another one????
Which is why I enjoy looking at WOMEN's bodies. Thank you for playing.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5119226 - 12/29/05 02:43 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Do you mind if I show off my bod-ay in this thread?
I'll be modest, I'll only show my top front.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
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The male body *can be a work of art. Those guys are super ripped. Its a lotta work to keep a body in that kinda frame. Most guys I know are way to lazy for that.
And lets face it, cocks are gross.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: SilentSeed]
#5119249 - 12/29/05 02:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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cocks are gross.
My purple helmeted soldier is actually good looking, and so I've been told.
I even laugh and sneer at 90% of the cocks in porn. I could be a model for dildos, damnit.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5119253 - 12/29/05 02:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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This guy looks like he is about to have diahrrea.
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This guy looks likes he is trying to hold in a fart.
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Man...I could have abs of steel like that if I didn't spend so much time on the Shroomery.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: RandalFlagg]
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 I am always up for some nekid males.
I don't think a guy has to be ripped to be a work of art either...art is art, hot is hot.
thanks for the back shots btw, funny enough backs are one of my favourite body parts...
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Gillette]
#5119291 - 12/29/05 02:58 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Me, too. Backs, shoulders & butts.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5119302 - 12/29/05 03:03 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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No one is making you look, Randall. You read the title of the thread...why not just move on to something which interests you?
I've looked at the Naked Woman thread, but not to rag on it. I think the female body can be a work of art, too. Especially when it is natural & not the work of a plastic surgeon.
 If you're not into guys, just don't click on the thread, man.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5119306 - 12/29/05 03:04 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Man...I could have abs of steel like that if I didn't spend so much time on the Shroomery.
Listen to me, my man. I am a fitness model, personal trainer and gym manager with a private health club in New York City. Additionally, I am affiliated with the "City Gym Boys" Urban Fitness Company as a featured model in public appearances and in specialty items. I am presently launching various fitness projects involving printed media, television, modeling, instruction, and teaching.
My family is from West Africa and St. Thomas, Virgin Islands. I am 26 years old, and began training at the age of 19. As I pursue my workout discipline, I look forward to seeing how my body grows naturally over the years.
I train 5 days a week, whereby my goal is to develop a symmetrical physique. 3 to 4 weeks prior to a contest, I maintain a dietary regimen without engaging in any cardiovascular training. I'm naturally blessed with a 28-inch waist. My diet is replete with carbohydrates, includes 250 grams of protein a day, and covers a wide variety of foods.
I truly believe that hard training, a proper diet, and nutritional supplementation with dedication can work naturally for anyone. I do it every day, and my work ethic and physique always seem to inspire people.
My ultimate goal in bodybuilding is to be the greatest natural bodybuilder in the world. That would grant me the opportunity to promote the benefits of training and a proper diet.
My advice to anyone trying to build his or her physique is to be patient, dedicated, and determined. The key is to stick to your goals, keep focused, and allow your body to develop.
My plan for 2006 is to compete in the Shroomery Championship in The Pub, in June. I hope to see you all there.
Finally, I would like to thank my family, friends and colleagues, as well as the City Gym Boys and Musclemania, for their great support.
Allow me to show you, what you can have as long as you never, ever give up.
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All that, and brains too!! 
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Booby]
#5119327 - 12/29/05 03:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I got a nice tan, man.
Edit: And a facelift!
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Booby]
#5119328 - 12/29/05 03:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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 Nice catch!
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5119331 - 12/29/05 03:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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And of course, only now do I realize the resemblance between Fedor Emelianenko and I. 
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#5119337 - 12/29/05 03:19 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Awesome work, veritas. It's about time someone represented the women. And people need to stop gay bashing on here too. It makes me sick 
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You are one awesome piece of meat. Opps I meant piece of muscle, work , art etc.
Veritas and I would like you to come over for dinner. (she made me say that) lean meat only for dinner.
The male body is a work of art. I did a lot of working out myself over the years and always liked the way I felt physically. And while I like looking at women for a sexual fix, men who are fit are like a tiger or lion, pure physical beauty. But certain kinds of physiques are a gift of nature. You need to be fit but you don't need to look any certain way. It's truly what is in the heart and soul that counts.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5119348 - 12/29/05 03:24 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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everything on this planet is a work of art if you think about long enough
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Infrared]
#5119353 - 12/29/05 03:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I agree. I'm just focusing on muscles today. 
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5119357 - 12/29/05 03:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have a nice penis.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: theuser]
#5119389 - 12/29/05 03:33 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Good for you! (and your partner )
I think penises (penii??) are great!
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5119396 - 12/29/05 03:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sometimes I stare at my pecker and wonder if there really is a God.
Anyone up for some Greek sports?
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5119425 - 12/29/05 03:44 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Haha penii. One way I know to say the plural of penis is penes. PEE KNEES?
I just got a digicam...I'd take a picture of myself nude doing a backwards crab walk but somehow I don't think anyone'd care.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Gillette]
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5119447 - 12/29/05 03:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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So are we talking unconditional love of the male body in any form?
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Re: The Male Body CAN be a Work of Art [Re: TheDude]
#5119455 - 12/29/05 03:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ok, that one's a stretch.
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Re: The Male Body CAN be a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5119472 - 12/29/05 03:56 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Let us not forget the trannies.
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Re: The Male Body CAN be a Work of Art [Re: theuser]
#5119491 - 12/29/05 04:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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OK, watch it or I will post some great Rosanne Barr and Tammy Faye Bakker shots in the naked women thread!
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Re: The Male Body CAN be a Work of Art [Re: theuser]
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In art classes we've always had to draw nekid males, never females, I wonder why that is.....
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Re: The Male Body CAN be a Work of Art [Re: Gillette]
#5119503 - 12/29/05 04:04 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Probably because the classes would be flooded with non-art-majors if college guys heard there were naked women to stare at.
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Re: The Male Body CAN be a Work of Art [Re: Gillette]
#5119506 - 12/29/05 04:05 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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So they don't get a bunch of horn balls gaukin away...
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Quote:
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Do you mind if I show off my bod-ay in this thread?
I'll be modest, I'll only show my top front.
excellent physique. i was really into bodybuilding for about 6-10 months, but i got addicted to world of warcraft and lost almost all of the gains i made. i gained about 30 pounds, lost 10-15 of it since i quit.
however, i quit world of warcraf too, gotta get back to the gym and the kitchen!
anyways, here's a before/after photo
http://ssnakess.com/photopost/data/513/3370clarke-florida.JPG
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/duggan18/MM.jpg
what's your diet like, skorpivo?
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: duggan18]
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lol, world of warcraft.......its like crack, i also noticed that you were alone in the second pic, is that also the work of WOWC? just kidding, but yeah i need to work out and turn myself into a more tasteful piece of art....
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Idiot]
#5119539 - 12/29/05 04:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Funny that this beautiful male form is a hairless, ripped form that most males will never have a hope of having. Do we live for our bodies or some idea of how they MUST be?
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Lakefingers]
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Personally, my concept of a beautiful body is one that is more geared towards functionality than asthetics.
Not a fan of the gym physiqe....personally, i'd rather let my body develop along the lines of use.
I.E. running, swimming, walking, biking, sports.....with a bit of strength training targeted at overall enhancement of those activities.
The "model" ideal is not one i aspire to.
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Interesting..
I've played different sports over the years, lifted weights and experimented with martial arts. I've found hiking and yoga to be the best for my body (not just the appearance, but also the feel...and the impact on the functioning of it in general).
..my body, a physical thing which I am, not an idea I strive for.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Lakefingers]
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My entire mindstate comes from a MANIACLLY active life....played soccer and baseball for 4 years growing up, got my lifeguards cert when i was 16?
(since lapsed)
ran track in highschool, state competitor in the 110's....Cross country....
Hiking is great shit.
So that's probably the source of the thought.
That and the singular fact that i didn't understand the concept of combing my hair till the 8th grade.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Lakefingers]
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Funny that this beautiful male form is a hairless, ripped form that most males will never have a hope of having. Do we live for our bodies or some idea of how they MUST be?
The same goes for the ideal female form. Pornography and fashion photography alike feature bodies which represent .01% of the females in the world. After they select the "most perfect" females, they digitally enhance the photos to improve skin texture, blot out minor blemishes, tidy-up hairdos, etc...
At least muscles are something you can get with hard work at the gym. Perfect, gravity-defying double DD breasts can only be obtained through expensive surgery.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
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There ARE female pubbers, too, you know. Not to mention the gay or bi male pubbers. (Closeted or not.)
What's your problem with the male body? You have one, I presume?
I think the female body looks much better than the male.....
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Le_Canard]
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But is that a purely aesthetic judgment, or related to your sexual orientation and cultural programming?
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5119618 - 12/29/05 04:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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A little bit of all three, I'd say. 
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
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Funny that this beautiful male form is a hairless, ripped form that most males will never have a hope of having. Do we live for our bodies or some idea of how they MUST be?
The same goes for the ideal female form. Pornography and fashion photography alike feature bodies which represent .01% of the females in the world. After they select the "most perfect" females, they digitally enhance the photos to improve skin texture, blot out minor blemishes, tidy-up hairdos, etc...
At least muscles are something you can get with hard work at the gym. Perfect, gravity-defying double DD breasts can only be obtained through expensive surgery.
true, but there are just as many females who hold the same ideals as men do when it comes to choosing people to fuck. So, in reality, we have just as much pressure if not more on us when we go out as you do when you go out.
its a double edged sword. While the male physique can be a wonderful thing, there's just something about the female form that holds more beauty. I guess i see men like the ones pictured like rock, while the women, more soft? Plus, im a guy, i know what guys are like and the thoughts that go on in our heads, and believe me they aint pretty
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We're all busy going " I'm still straight I'm still straight I'm still straight. I LOVE WOMEN I REALLY DO.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5120230 - 12/29/05 07:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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^^ ahahahahaha`
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RandalFlagg
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: coda]
#5120553 - 12/29/05 09:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Instead of focusing on the ideal male form, let's all praise the realistic male form:
Beautiful. Breathtaking. Awe-inspiring.
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Veritas
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5120626 - 12/29/05 09:43 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Awwww...it's so brave of you to post your photo!!
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RandalFlagg
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5120668 - 12/29/05 09:53 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Awwww...it's so brave of you to post your photo!!
I am much more hairless and dainty looking than that. That, my dear, is what the gay community calls a "bear". Not that I have any knowledge about that kind of stuff.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5121338 - 12/30/05 04:49 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lakefingers said:
Funny that this beautiful male form is a hairless, ripped form that most males will never have a hope of having. Do we live for our bodies or some idea of how they MUST be?
The same goes for the ideal female form. Pornography and fashion photography alike feature bodies which represent .01% of the females in the world. After they select the "most perfect" females, they digitally enhance the photos to improve skin texture, blot out minor blemishes, tidy-up hairdos, etc...
At least muscles are something you can get with hard work at the gym. Perfect, gravity-defying double DD breasts can only be obtained through expensive surgery.
Thank you for informing me.
Are you thinking then that since female forms are completely objectified, catalogued and whored that the same should apply to males...? In that case, to meet up to Shroomery standards you're going to have to post .gifs of men wanking their wongs and .gifs of cum dripping out of their asses.
What is your point of making this post?
Was it to get a rise out of the homophobes here, or...?
Have you read Germaine Greer's "The Boy"?
Edited by Lakefingers (12/30/05 04:59 AM)
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Re: The Male Body as a non-Platonic Work of Art [Re: Lakefingers]
#5121344 - 12/30/05 05:16 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Let us not forget that the "male" penis is not naturally circumsized and that a bit of smegma is intrinsic to the male form:
 (Robin Shaw "Hands")
Let us not forget the appeal of underage males and their importance to ideals of the male form throughout the ages:
 (Germaine Greer)
 (Cupid and Psyche - Orazio Gentileschi)
And the cleanshavenness is not a universal trend, in the late medieval period the sexiest man was the man with a full-beard:
A well-styled beard and a man's uniform have also enhanced the male form:
 (World Beard Championships)
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5121386 - 12/30/05 06:19 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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At least muscles are something you can get with hard work at the gym. Perfect, gravity-defying double DD breasts can only be obtained through expensive surgery.
An attractive female body also generally comes from hard work at the gym, or good genes, not plastic surgery. Huge, fake breasts are far from the ideal IME. Pretty much every guy I know would prefer a woman with a nice, fit body earned at the gym than one whose only "work" concerning her body are boobs that are hard, misshapen, and payed for. As far as I'm concerned exercise is the road to an attractive body in both males and females. Not to mention, I would imagine just as large a proportion of attractive male physiques are gained not only with hard work at the gym, but with exercise coupled with steroid use, as are female bodies that are supplemented with plastic surgery.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Lakefingers]
#5121387 - 12/30/05 06:21 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lakefingers said:
Was it to get a rise out of the homophobes here, or...?
I don't think anybody here is a homophobe. We just like to joke around.
Why do I keep coming back into this thread? Ew!!! Icky!!!
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5121408 - 12/30/05 06:42 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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primal instinct influences most women to prefer a muscular butt and back for better thrust and thorough penetration.
preferences for a nice and defined body have certain primal reasons for being appealing. i think that's all pretty interesting.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: felix]
#5121415 - 12/30/05 06:53 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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primal instinct influences most women to prefer a muscular butt and back for better thrust and thorough penetration.
Wow.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5121754 - 12/30/05 10:13 AM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, better thrust and penetration. That sounds real good to me. Lets hit the gym boys.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Lakefingers]
#5121983 - 12/30/05 11:04 AM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lakefingers said:
Are you thinking then that since female forms are completely objectified, catalogued and whored that the same should apply to males...? In that case, to meet up to Shroomery standards you're going to have to post .gifs of men wanking their wongs and .gifs of cum dripping out of their asses.
Only in OTD.
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What is your point of making this post?
Was it to get a rise out of the homophobes here, or...?
I was looking at the Naked Woman thread & noticed that two females had posted saying "someone should start a Naked Man thread for us." I decided it was a good idea. I figured the homophobes could steer clear if I labeled the thread accurately. Guess not.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Twister]
#5122197 - 12/30/05 11:40 AM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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The ideal woman doesn't have to be perfectly toned or anything like that. As long as she looks healthy, not too fat, and not too thin.
For me, the face is the most attractive part of a girl... and frankly no matter how much plastic surgery you have, you can't get anywhere near the appearance of a naturally beautiful face.
Someone with 0 body fat isn't that much fun to sleep with. I don't want a girl that's chubby, but I'd prefer her to at least be a little bit soft.
But if she has big pretty eyes and looks at me the right way, she could tell me to do anything and I'd have to oblige.
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