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Lakefingers

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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5121338 - 12/30/05 04:49 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lakefingers said: Funny that this beautiful male form is a hairless, ripped form that most males will never have a hope of having. Do we live for our bodies or some idea of how they MUST be?
The same goes for the ideal female form. Pornography and fashion photography alike feature bodies which represent .01% of the females in the world. After they select the "most perfect" females, they digitally enhance the photos to improve skin texture, blot out minor blemishes, tidy-up hairdos, etc...
At least muscles are something you can get with hard work at the gym. Perfect, gravity-defying double DD breasts can only be obtained through expensive surgery.
Thank you for informing me.
Are you thinking then that since female forms are completely objectified, catalogued and whored that the same should apply to males...? In that case, to meet up to Shroomery standards you're going to have to post .gifs of men wanking their wongs and .gifs of cum dripping out of their asses.
What is your point of making this post? Was it to get a rise out of the homophobes here, or...?
Have you read Germaine Greer's "The Boy"?
Edited by Lakefingers (12/30/05 04:59 AM)
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Lakefingers

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Re: The Male Body as a non-Platonic Work of Art [Re: Lakefingers]
#5121344 - 12/30/05 05:16 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Let us not forget that the "male" penis is not naturally circumsized and that a bit of smegma is intrinsic to the male form:
(Robin Shaw "Hands")
Let us not forget the appeal of underage males and their importance to ideals of the male form throughout the ages:
(Germaine Greer)
(Cupid and Psyche - Orazio Gentileschi)
And the cleanshavenness is not a universal trend, in the late medieval period the sexiest man was the man with a full-beard:

A well-styled beard and a man's uniform have also enhanced the male form:
(World Beard Championships)
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Twister
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5121386 - 12/30/05 06:19 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Veritas said: At least muscles are something you can get with hard work at the gym. Perfect, gravity-defying double DD breasts can only be obtained through expensive surgery.
An attractive female body also generally comes from hard work at the gym, or good genes, not plastic surgery. Huge, fake breasts are far from the ideal IME. Pretty much every guy I know would prefer a woman with a nice, fit body earned at the gym than one whose only "work" concerning her body are boobs that are hard, misshapen, and payed for. As far as I'm concerned exercise is the road to an attractive body in both males and females. Not to mention, I would imagine just as large a proportion of attractive male physiques are gained not only with hard work at the gym, but with exercise coupled with steroid use, as are female bodies that are supplemented with plastic surgery.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Lakefingers]
#5121387 - 12/30/05 06:21 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lakefingers said: Was it to get a rise out of the homophobes here, or...?
I don't think anybody here is a homophobe. We just like to joke around.
Why do I keep coming back into this thread? Ew!!! Icky!!!
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Veritas]
#5121408 - 12/30/05 06:42 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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primal instinct influences most women to prefer a muscular butt and back for better thrust and thorough penetration.
preferences for a nice and defined body have certain primal reasons for being appealing. i think that's all pretty interesting.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: felix]
#5121415 - 12/30/05 06:53 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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felix said: primal instinct influences most women to prefer a muscular butt and back for better thrust and thorough penetration.
Wow.
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Icelander
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5121754 - 12/30/05 10:13 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah, better thrust and penetration. That sounds real good to me. Lets hit the gym boys.
-------------------- "Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.
" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.
With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Veritas

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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Lakefingers]
#5121983 - 12/30/05 11:04 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lakefingers said: Are you thinking then that since female forms are completely objectified, catalogued and whored that the same should apply to males...? In that case, to meet up to Shroomery standards you're going to have to post .gifs of men wanking their wongs and .gifs of cum dripping out of their asses.
Only in OTD. 
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What is your point of making this post? Was it to get a rise out of the homophobes here, or...?
I was looking at the Naked Woman thread & noticed that two females had posted saying "someone should start a Naked Man thread for us." I decided it was a good idea. I figured the homophobes could steer clear if I labeled the thread accurately. Guess not.
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Re: The Male Body is a Work of Art [Re: Twister]
#5122197 - 12/30/05 11:40 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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The ideal woman doesn't have to be perfectly toned or anything like that. As long as she looks healthy, not too fat, and not too thin.
For me, the face is the most attractive part of a girl... and frankly no matter how much plastic surgery you have, you can't get anywhere near the appearance of a naturally beautiful face.
Someone with 0 body fat isn't that much fun to sleep with. I don't want a girl that's chubby, but I'd prefer her to at least be a little bit soft.
But if she has big pretty eyes and looks at me the right way, she could tell me to do anything and I'd have to oblige.
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