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MadValley
Stranger than Most

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Last night's Fortune Cookie

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#25849554 - 03/03/19 10:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

"Allow your curiosity to lead you to the answer you seek."

What's yours?

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Tantrika
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Registered: 03/26/12
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Re: Last night's Fortune Cookie

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#25849563 - 03/03/19 10:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

"Depart not from the path fate has set you upon"
used to eat at a Chinese place several times per week
got a lot of repeat fortunes, but only got that one once
so kept it around and it periodically shows up in my life again at points while feeling lost

and there you go, your curiosity lead you to an answer,
just as the cookie ordained

:fatfear:

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Amanita86
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Posts: 92,969
Loc: hades

Re: Last night's Fortune Cookie

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#25849571 - 03/03/19 10:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

“Enthusiams is contagious. Lack of enthusiams is also contagious”

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MadValley
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Re: Last night's Fortune Cookie

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#25849594 - 03/03/19 11:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Amanita86 said:

“Enthusiams is contagious. Lack of enthusiams is also contagious”

I got this one once.

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MadValley
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#25930206 - 04/12/19 09:03 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

"All your fingers can't be the same length." WTF?

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#25930210 - 04/12/19 09:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

"The brain is just a meatball."

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Crazy_Horse
I’m Rick James, bitch!

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#25930220 - 04/12/19 09:09 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I didn't get one. :sad:

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#25930236 - 04/12/19 09:19 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I have one taped on my office wall to keep me humble:

"The greatest danger could be your stupidity"

LOL
:wtfno:

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spirit_shadow
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#25930409 - 04/12/19 11:17 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

best fortune cookie experience ever was when I was in highschool: went to chinese, ate, got a cookie it said "your fortune is in another cookie"....was like wtf....so I went back and got 2 more just in case I got some more of that bs. so I open 1st one it says "face life with happiness and a smile" I was like cool ok, then open the second one it said "ignore previous cookie"....wtf lmao this really happened to me lol

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MadValley
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#25953391 - 04/24/19 06:32 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

"The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese."

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Amanita86
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#25953447 - 04/24/19 06:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

“The moment you settle for less than you deserve you get less than you settled for.”

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#25953456 - 04/24/19 06:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:doggystyle:

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Citizen X
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#25953459 - 04/24/19 06:58 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I can’t afford Chinese food
:broke:

:broke:

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Patlal
You ask too many questions

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#25953488 - 04/24/19 07:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

"Stare in the mirror and you shall see an idiot"

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Amanita86
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#25953490 - 04/24/19 07:20 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

“One day when we own you you’ll eat dog too”

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#25953497 - 04/24/19 07:25 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I got this one a few years ago and it fucked me up. I'm still haunted by it. I even considered not eating at my favorite chinese spot anymore.

I still did, though. Their orange chicken is bomb.

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#25953889 - 04/25/19 12:11 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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"great things may come to those who wait, but only what's left by those who hustle"

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