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BBoyStance
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Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had.
#5746073 - 06/13/06 03:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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mine is
"you love chinese food"
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doctor_gonzo
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: BBoyStance]
#5746090 - 06/13/06 03:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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"You long to see the Great Pyramids of Egypt"
Is that right? Well maybe you're right...Wait fuck you, you don't know me. Your'e just a nasty cookie that came with even worse food.
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Edited by doctor_gonzo (06/13/06 03:08 PM)
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Mr_Brown
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: doctor_gonzo]
#5746143 - 06/13/06 03:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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"A good way to stay healthy is to eat more chinese food."
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Papaver
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: BBoyStance]
#5746158 - 06/13/06 03:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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The empty ones scare me!
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: BBoyStance]
#5746164 - 06/13/06 03:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I had one once that was in chinese and another that was blank, the latter one scared me
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gema
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: BBoyStance]
#5746174 - 06/13/06 03:32 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I had one last year that said, "What you just ate, wasn't chicken."
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UlisSausage7
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: gema]
#5746200 - 06/13/06 03:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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this one was funny
"help, i'm trapped in a chinese fortune cookie factory"
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AliceDee
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: gema]
#5746212 - 06/13/06 03:41 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
gema said: I had one last year that said, "What you just ate, wasn't chicken."
thats bs... ive seen that photo on advertisements as just a joke and it was just photoshopped... theres no way a real fortune cookie would actually say that....
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goobler
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: BBoyStance]
#5746215 - 06/13/06 03:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I had one yesterday
"someone will ask you something incredibly stupid"
I never thought it would come true
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: AliceDee]
#5746298 - 06/13/06 04:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
AliceDee said:
Quote:
gema said: I had one last year that said, "What you just ate, wasn't chicken."
thats bs... ive seen that photo on advertisements as just a joke and it was just photoshopped... theres no way a real fortune cookie would actually say that....
there are gag fortune cookies, a company I used to live near produced them as well as the 'real' ones
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Ythan
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: BBoyStance]
#5746324 - 06/13/06 04:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I got one that was awesome. I forget the exact wording. I kept it in my wallet until it fell apart. It was something like "life is an eternity of suffering".
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: Ythan]
#5746542 - 06/13/06 05:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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"You will get food poisoning in the next two hours"
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indica


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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5746598 - 06/13/06 05:54 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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"There are better things to be read and gained in knowledge than what is read and gained from a cookie"
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drSE
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5746613 - 06/13/06 05:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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indica


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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: drSE]
#5746644 - 06/13/06 06:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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MAD magazine?
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ClammyJoe
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: indica]
#5747277 - 06/13/06 08:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I like the taste of the fuckers. The fortune can go fuck itself.
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5747291 - 06/13/06 08:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Some fortune cookies taste alright.
All of the above were funny. I've never had a real interesting one.
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superblingtheory
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5747306 - 06/13/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I like the one that says "Losing your mind will make the phantom limb syndrome go away"- now just where did I read that?..... Then there's- "The fire will start downstairs..."
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KungFu_Shaman
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Dead serious, I got this about a month ago.
"Made in the USA"
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VoidOfsPg
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Quote:
superblingtheory said: I like the one that says "Losing your mind will make the phantom limb syndrome go away"- now just where did I read that?..... Then there's- "The fire will start downstairs..."
Does that mean you're going to get a VD or STD?
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: BBoyStance]
#5748153 - 06/14/06 01:02 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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this would be a good one,
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5748251 - 06/14/06 01:33 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, someone should've posted that 7 hours ago.
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DrunkenAttempt
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: BBoyStance]
#5748262 - 06/14/06 01:37 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
BBoyStance said: mine is
"you love chinese food"
sounds like subliminal advertizing, that chinese are trying to take over the food industry
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Konnrade
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
#5748300 - 06/14/06 01:49 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
DrunkenAttempt said:
Quote:
BBoyStance said: mine is
"you love chinese food"
sounds like subliminal advertizing, that chinese are trying to take over the food industry
They allready own most of the mexican restaurants in my area, they're off to a good start
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Newbie
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: Papaver]
#5748480 - 06/14/06 03:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Papaver said: The empty ones scare me!
Yeah I get them all the time. Either empty or I'll find 3 lol.
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indica


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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: Newbie]
#5748512 - 06/14/06 03:37 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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"Your mission, should you choose to accept it..."
and
"Don't look now but I think you're being followed by that guy over at table 3"
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