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52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness
    #2184844 - 12/17/03 10:20 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Okay now. Here is my latest observtion in Life.
I have had Chinese food since I was 8-years-old and each time I had Chinese food I was given a fortune cookie. None of them ever came true.

Well yesterday I had a big Chinese dinner here in Seattle and got the most unusual fortune from my dinner fortune cookie I have ever opened up and read.

Here it is for all to see.

I am surprised no one else has noticed this or was this for my eyes only.


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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2185205 - 12/17/03 02:00 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I always save my fortunes, and I have that one too! Only my text is red.


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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2185232 - 12/17/03 02:25 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

uhmmm is that supposed to be 'even though friend flatter you'?

either way it doesnt make sense


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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madn [Re: StonedShroom]
    #2185306 - 12/17/03 03:02 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Ive had a fortune cookie come true it said something like "you will soon embark on an improtant trip'or something close to that and then later that day i got my first mushrooms and had my first life changing trip :stoned:


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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madn [Re: buckwheat]
    #2185325 - 12/17/03 03:16 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I've only opened a single fortune cookie in my life. It said

"You are destined to do great things in your life"

Since I don't believe they can all come true, I'm keeping my eggs in this basket.  :grin: :grin:


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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2185336 - 12/17/03 03:22 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Confucious Works in Mysterious Ways.


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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness [Re: Its Pat]
    #2185854 - 12/17/03 07:07 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Really like those dancers Pat,
and as for the fortune, it is pidgin kinda from hong Kong or Shanghai.

mj


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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2186236 - 12/17/03 09:30 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I actually just got a fortune cookie today that said "you will meet a tall dark stranger". I kind of don't want this one to come true....


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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness [Re: TheDude]
    #2186281 - 12/17/03 09:43 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I got a lump of coal.


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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #2186681 - 12/18/03 12:29 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Mine always work, "in bed."


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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2191486 - 12/19/03 09:31 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I once got one that said, "You will be hungry soon. Buy takeout"


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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #2191494 - 12/19/03 09:35 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Not surprising bro


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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness [Re: Ripple]
    #2191507 - 12/19/03 09:39 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

:wtf:


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