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OfflineBBoyStance
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Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had.
    #5746073 - 06/13/06 03:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

mine is

"you love chinese food"


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Invisibledoctor_gonzo
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: BBoyStance]
    #5746090 - 06/13/06 03:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

"You long to see the Great Pyramids of Egypt"

Is that right? Well maybe you're right...Wait fuck you, you don't know me. Your'e just a nasty cookie that came with even worse food.


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Edited by doctor_gonzo (06/13/06 03:08 PM)


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OfflineMr_Brown
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: doctor_gonzo]
    #5746143 - 06/13/06 03:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

"A good way to stay healthy is to eat more chinese food."


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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: BBoyStance]
    #5746158 - 06/13/06 03:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

The empty ones scare me! :shocked:


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: BBoyStance]
    #5746164 - 06/13/06 03:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I had one once that was in chinese and another that was blank, the latter one scared me


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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: BBoyStance]
    #5746174 - 06/13/06 03:32 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I had one last year that said, "What you just ate, wasn't chicken."


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OfflineUlisSausage7
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: gema]
    #5746200 - 06/13/06 03:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

this one was funny

"help, i'm trapped in a chinese fortune cookie factory"


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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: gema]
    #5746212 - 06/13/06 03:41 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

gema said:
I had one last year that said, "What you just ate, wasn't chicken."




thats bs... ive seen that photo on advertisements as just a joke and it was just photoshopped... theres no way a real fortune cookie would actually say that....


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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: BBoyStance]
    #5746215 - 06/13/06 03:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I had one yesterday

"someone will ask you something incredibly stupid"


I never thought it would come true


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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: AliceDee]
    #5746298 - 06/13/06 04:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

AliceDee said:
Quote:

gema said:
I had one last year that said, "What you just ate, wasn't chicken."




thats bs... ive seen that photo on advertisements as just a joke and it was just photoshopped... theres no way a real fortune cookie would actually say that....




there are gag fortune cookies, a company I used to live near produced them as well as the 'real' ones


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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: BBoyStance]
    #5746324 - 06/13/06 04:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I got one that was awesome. I forget the exact wording. I kept it in my wallet until it fell apart. It was something like "life is an eternity of suffering".


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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: Ythan]
    #5746542 - 06/13/06 05:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

"You will get food poisoning in the next two hours"


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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5746598 - 06/13/06 05:54 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

"There are better things to be read and gained in knowledge than what is read and gained from a cookie"


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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5746613 - 06/13/06 05:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: drSE]
    #5746644 - 06/13/06 06:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

MAD magazine?


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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: indica]
    #5747277 - 06/13/06 08:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I like the taste of the fuckers. The fortune can go fuck itself.


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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5747291 - 06/13/06 08:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Some fortune cookies taste alright.

All of the above were funny. I've never had a real interesting one.


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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5747306 - 06/13/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I like the one that says "Losing your mind will make the phantom limb syndrome go away"- now just where did I read that?.....
Then there's-
"The fire will start downstairs..."


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OfflineKungFu_Shaman
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: superblingtheory]
    #5747750 - 06/13/06 10:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Dead serious, I got this about a month ago.

"Made in the USA"


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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: superblingtheory]
    #5747969 - 06/14/06 12:02 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

superblingtheory said:
I like the one that says "Losing your mind will make the phantom limb syndrome go away"- now just where did I read that?.....
Then there's-
"The fire will start downstairs..."




Does that mean you're going to get a VD or STD?


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