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BBoyStance
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Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had.
#5746073 - 06/13/06 03:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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mine is
"you love chinese food"
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doctor_gonzo
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: BBoyStance]
#5746090 - 06/13/06 03:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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"You long to see the Great Pyramids of Egypt"
Is that right? Well maybe you're right...Wait fuck you, you don't know me. Your'e just a nasty cookie that came with even worse food.
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Edited by doctor_gonzo (06/13/06 03:08 PM)
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Mr_Brown
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: doctor_gonzo]
#5746143 - 06/13/06 03:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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"A good way to stay healthy is to eat more chinese food."
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Papaver
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: BBoyStance]
#5746158 - 06/13/06 03:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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The empty ones scare me!
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: BBoyStance]
#5746164 - 06/13/06 03:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I had one once that was in chinese and another that was blank, the latter one scared me
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gema
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: BBoyStance]
#5746174 - 06/13/06 03:32 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I had one last year that said, "What you just ate, wasn't chicken."
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UlisSausage7
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: gema]
#5746200 - 06/13/06 03:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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this one was funny
"help, i'm trapped in a chinese fortune cookie factory"
-------------------- Marx said: good luck with the microscopy
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AliceDee
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: gema]
#5746212 - 06/13/06 03:41 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
gema said: I had one last year that said, "What you just ate, wasn't chicken."
thats bs... ive seen that photo on advertisements as just a joke and it was just photoshopped... theres no way a real fortune cookie would actually say that....
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goobler
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: BBoyStance]
#5746215 - 06/13/06 03:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I had one yesterday
"someone will ask you something incredibly stupid"
I never thought it would come true
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: AliceDee]
#5746298 - 06/13/06 04:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
AliceDee said:
Quote:
gema said: I had one last year that said, "What you just ate, wasn't chicken."
thats bs... ive seen that photo on advertisements as just a joke and it was just photoshopped... theres no way a real fortune cookie would actually say that....
there are gag fortune cookies, a company I used to live near produced them as well as the 'real' ones
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Ythan
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: BBoyStance]
#5746324 - 06/13/06 04:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I got one that was awesome. I forget the exact wording. I kept it in my wallet until it fell apart. It was something like "life is an eternity of suffering".
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: Ythan]
#5746542 - 06/13/06 05:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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"You will get food poisoning in the next two hours"
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indica


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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5746598 - 06/13/06 05:54 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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"There are better things to be read and gained in knowledge than what is read and gained from a cookie"
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drSE
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5746613 - 06/13/06 05:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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indica


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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: drSE]
#5746644 - 06/13/06 06:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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MAD magazine?
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ClammyJoe
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: indica]
#5747277 - 06/13/06 08:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I like the taste of the fuckers. The fortune can go fuck itself.
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5747291 - 06/13/06 08:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Some fortune cookies taste alright.
All of the above were funny. I've never had a real interesting one.
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superblingtheory
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Re: Dumbest Fortune Cookie you ever had. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5747306 - 06/13/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I like the one that says "Losing your mind will make the phantom limb syndrome go away"- now just where did I read that?..... Then there's- "The fire will start downstairs..."
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KungFu_Shaman
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Dead serious, I got this about a month ago.
"Made in the USA"
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VoidOfsPg
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Quote:
superblingtheory said: I like the one that says "Losing your mind will make the phantom limb syndrome go away"- now just where did I read that?..... Then there's- "The fire will start downstairs..."
Does that mean you're going to get a VD or STD?
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