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Fortune Cookies!!!! *DELETED*
    #3472691 - 12/09/04 09:43 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Fortune Cookies!!!! [Re: blink]
    #3472798 - 12/09/04 09:57 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)



:rotfl:


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Re: Fortune Cookies!!!! [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3472804 - 12/09/04 09:58 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

What Summit said.


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Re: Fortune Cookies!!!! [Re: ricelicker]
    #3472841 - 12/09/04 10:02 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

my gfriend and i got the same fortune in our fortune cookies yesterday. it was freaky.it said "someone from your past will come and take your heart." scary shit!! i like my heart just where it is, thank you very much


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    #3474802 - 12/10/04 05:38 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Fortune Cookies!!!! [Re: blink]
    #3474806 - 12/10/04 05:45 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

WEIRDEST ONE THAT MADE ME BELIEVE IN FORTUNE COOKIES, GOT A COOKIE AT THE CHINA RESTAURANT - NO FORTUNE, ASKED FOR ANOTHER ONE IT HAD TWO FORTUNES INSIDE.HMMM


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Re: Fortune Cookies!!!! [Re: ShroomFan]
    #3475088 - 12/10/04 09:00 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

i always collect all my fortunes.  I had about 150 in my wallet at one point, but then it went through the wash and they all turned into red blank peices of paper  :frown:

About 5 years ago, i got arrested for drug related stuff i wont go into now, but so i get out of the police station and go and get chinese food, and my fortune says "Keep up the good work.  You will be rewarded"  :lol:  So instead of abandoning the drug world once and for all, i stuck with it :lol:

and then theres the fortune i got right after i started talking to this girl that i had dated along time ago, and i am totally in love with this girl and never stopped even when we broke up and didnt talk for 2 years, and we get chinese food and my fortune says "Now is the time to pursue that love interest that you have been waiting on", and that night we got back together, and its been beautifull ever since.


and im on the verge of failing out of school from partying too much and never really working on anything and i get a fortune 2 nights ago that says "You will never regret the present, you live life to its fullest".


Almost every fortune i have ever gotten has a story with it...i wont bore you all with any more.

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Re: Fortune Cookies!!!! [Re: angryjslice]
    #3475099 - 12/10/04 09:06 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)



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    #3475272 - 12/10/04 10:48 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Pissflaps


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Re: Fortune Cookies!!!! [Re: blink]
    #3475306 - 12/10/04 11:01 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I don't know if others do this, but I got started doing it when I was in high school by someone and now can't help but think it anytime I get a fortune.  When you read your fortune you must add two words at the end:  "... in bed."

So, your fortune would read:

"There is a deep and sincere friendship between you both in bed." 

I can't read a fortune now without doing that.  And maybe now you won't be able to either.  :laugh:


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