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mjshroomer
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52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness
#2184844 - 12/17/03 08:20 AM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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Okay now. Here is my latest observtion in Life. I have had Chinese food since I was 8-years-old and each time I had Chinese food I was given a fortune cookie. None of them ever came true.
Well yesterday I had a big Chinese dinner here in Seattle and got the most unusual fortune from my dinner fortune cookie I have ever opened up and read.
Here it is for all to see.
I am surprised no one else has noticed this or was this for my eyes only.

mjshroomer
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SpecialEd
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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness [Re: mjshroomer]
#2185205 - 12/17/03 12:00 PM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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I always save my fortunes, and I have that one too! Only my text is red.
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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness [Re: mjshroomer]
#2185232 - 12/17/03 12:25 PM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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uhmmm is that supposed to be 'even though friend flatter you'?
either way it doesnt make sense
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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madn [Re: StonedShroom]
#2185306 - 12/17/03 01:02 PM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ive had a fortune cookie come true it said something like "you will soon embark on an improtant trip'or something close to that and then later that day i got my first mushrooms and had my first life changing trip
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ummikko
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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madn [Re: buckwheat]
#2185325 - 12/17/03 01:16 PM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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I've only opened a single fortune cookie in my life. It said
"You are destined to do great things in your life"
Since I don't believe they can all come true, I'm keeping my eggs in this basket.
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Its Pat
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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness [Re: mjshroomer]
#2185336 - 12/17/03 01:22 PM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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Confucious Works in Mysterious Ways.
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mjshroomer
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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness [Re: Its Pat]
#2185854 - 12/17/03 05:07 PM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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Really like those dancers Pat, and as for the fortune, it is pidgin kinda from hong Kong or Shanghai.
mj
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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness [Re: mjshroomer]
#2186236 - 12/17/03 07:30 PM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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I actually just got a fortune cookie today that said "you will meet a tall dark stranger". I kind of don't want this one to come true....
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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness [Re: TheDude]
#2186281 - 12/17/03 07:43 PM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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I got a lump of coal.
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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#2186681 - 12/17/03 10:29 PM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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Mine always work, "in bed."
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shroomer44
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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness [Re: mjshroomer]
#2191486 - 12/19/03 07:31 PM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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I once got one that said, "You will be hungry soon. Buy takeout"
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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#2191494 - 12/19/03 07:35 PM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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Not surprising bro
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Baby_Hitler
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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness [Re: Ripple]
#2191507 - 12/19/03 07:39 PM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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