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New successful tek to meet women at the store.--.. Just act dumb at the condom section, and be cool. * 1
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So I was standing by the condom section and they had some new sizes of condoms available in medium-large and straight up medium and medium-small.... and without thinking about it I asked a lady walking by if she knew how big I had to be to get medium  or medium-large condoms And she was like " oh.. my.. I don't work here"

My heart immediately stopped and I turned bright red and she saw it, andshe was like " OH NO! It's ok, haha, don't be embarrassed it's a good question."

So I was like "wow, sorry that was akward but thanks for being cool about it, I thought you were the pharmacist.."

so she was all bubbly now, like " well you know it all depends on how many inches you are"

and I was like " I really don't know I havn't measured recently "

so she was like "well, I'd have to see, if you're ok with it I can take a look.."

and she eyed the handicap restroom at the corner of the store.

so I was like "uh.. are you sure? "

.and she wass like ". yeah, it's ok, I'll help you out"

So we go into the bathroom, the one that's for handicap people so it's private and locks it and my heart is racing I'm thinking like omfg are you serious right now.

so she asks me to see, and I'm like.. uhh.. ok... and I drop my pants and she's like " well we have to get it hard first to tell"

and I'm like " are you sure, I mean I don't want to impose or anything"

and she's like " nah it's cool " and then grabs my dick and starts stroking it until it's fully hard, and I'm like "wow.. ok. yeah"

so she's like " Ok , you need the straight up medium size condoms, "


and I was like " greaT! well now I know. thanks for all the help. "

and she's like looking at my dick and I can see desire in her eyes and I wanted to go crazy right there but I kept my cool and pulled my pants back up ...and said "hey let's talk outside for a minute if you have time.

so we leave the restroom and talk for a while more while walking around the store,  and come to find out we have a few things in common and she wants to hang out tomorrow at her place and cook some pizza.! \

So we ended the conversation and exchanged numbers and she texted me her add4ress and we're on for tomorrow night. WHAT!

I was like OH MY FUKKING ROYAL WITH CHEEZE. - She's super cute too, and about my age. We're gonna errwit errwit all night long bae baee, wit cheeze, mah fukkas!


I honestly could not believe that happened.

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Re: New successful tek to meet women at the store.--.. Just act dumb at the condom section, and be cool. [Re: Fiery] * 2
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That was my 90 Yo grandma. She just told us the story at dinner.

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Re: New successful tek to meet women at the store.--.. Just act dumb at the condom section, and be cool. [Re: Fiery] * 2
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Dear Penthouse Forum...


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Re: New successful tek to meet women at the store.--.. Just act dumb at the condom section, and be cool. [Re: Fiery] * 2
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My first thought is that this didn't happen. If it did, don't let her see your posts here. She'll never touch your dick again, with or without cheese.

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Re: New successful tek to meet women at the store.--.. Just act dumb at the condom section, and be cool. [Re: larry.fisherman]
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sorry i'm pretty shy :cool:


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Re: New successful tek to meet women at the store.--.. Just act dumb at the condom section, and be cool. [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
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I'm sure it didn't happen.

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Re: New successful tek to meet women at the store.--.. Just act dumb at the condom section, and be cool. [Re: Fiery]
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You should write for a porno mag OP, total bullshit but nice fantasy I guess..

Maybe you should just write for /b/ until you work them creative writing skills up.


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Re: New successful tek to meet women at the store.--.. Just act dumb at the condom section, and be cool. [Re: larry.fisherman]
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XLCaps said:
My first thought is that this didn't happen. If it did, don't let her see your posts here. She'll never touch your dick again, with or without cheese.


Esp with cheese...

Not gonna lie tho, that story got a moderate tingle outta me. Hot.


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We're all mentally ill. We're all delusional. We're all junkies. It's just a matter of degree
(the Venerable Robina Curtin)

Anything I say here is a fiction, for role play or research only. Full of bollocks I am. I wouldn't believe me.

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Re: New successful tek to meet women at the store.--.. Just act dumb at the condom section, and be cool. [Re: larry.fisherman]
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XLCaps said:
My first thought is that this didn't happen. If it did, don't let her see your posts here. She'll never touch your dick again, with or without cheese.


With cheese!

You damn fool! :crankey:

:Erwit:


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Re: New successful tek to meet women at the store.--.. Just act dumb at the condom section, and be cool. [Re: Amanita86]
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Amanita86 said:
Dear Penthouse Forum...


Do it for me. Make the $250 and spend it on some cheeze!

<3 <3 <3

Love ya, Amanita86. :ohwow:

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Re: New successful tek to meet women at the store.--.. Just act dumb at the condom section, and be cool. [Re: Acuriousmycologist]
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Acuriousmycologist said:
XLCaps said:
My first thought is that this didn't happen. If it did, don't let her see your posts here. She'll never touch your dick again, with or without cheese.


Esp with cheese...

Not gonna lie tho, that story got a moderate tingle outta me. Hot.


Thanks all.

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Re: New successful tek to meet women at the store.--.. Just act dumb at the condom section, and be cool. [Re: Fiery]
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Shoulda closed the deal in the bathroom loser


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Re: New successful tek to meet women at the store.--.. Just act dumb at the condom section, and be cool. [Re: Luc1d]
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Do you have any magnum condoms for my monster dong??

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Re: New successful tek to meet women at the store.--.. Just act dumb at the condom section, and be cool. [Re: cannabinated]
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No I only buy extra small ones


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Re: New successful tek to meet women at the store.--.. Just act dumb at the condom section, and be cool. [Re: Luc1d]
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Luc1d said:
Shoulda closed the deal in the bathroom loser


Fuck that, what about the build up? I'd go for a guy who can show some self restraint over one who just wants to bust a nut. Like wrapping Christmas presents, builds anticipation waiting to see what else awaits you.

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Re: New successful tek to meet women at the store.--.. Just act dumb at the condom section, and be cool. [Re: Acuriousmycologist]
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Bathroom sluts want it now. Duhhhh.

Shit like that happens all the time. If you ask 100 random girls on the street if they wanna fuck at least 4 girls will yell at you 16 more will be mad. 79 will laugh and one will have sex with you.


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When you’re lost, here I am. Forever with your soul


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Re: New successful tek to meet women at the store.--.. Just act dumb at the condom section, and be cool. [Re: King Klick]
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King Klick said:
Bathroom sluts want it now. Duhhhh.

Shit like that happens all the time. If you ask 100 random girls on the street if they wanna fuck at least 4 girls will yell at you 16 more will be mad. 79 will laugh and one will have sex with you.


Not necessarily. Besides, even if they do, a bathroom fuck is going to be disappointing. Why go for the disappointing one off when you could open the doorway for more?

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Re: New successful tek to meet women at the store.--.. Just act dumb at the condom section, and be cool. [Re: King Klick]
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King Klick said:
Bathroom sluts want it now. Duhhhh.

Shit like that happens all the time. If you ask 100 random girls on the street if they wanna fuck at least 4 girls will yell at you 16 more will be mad. 79 will laugh and one will have sex with you.


Solid advice.


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Re: New successful tek to meet women at the store.--.. Just act dumb at the condom section, and be cool. [Re: King Klick]
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King Klick said:
Bathroom sluts want it now. Duhhhh.

Shit like that happens all the time. If you ask 100 random girls on the street if they wanna fuck at least 4 girls will yell at you 16 more will be mad. 79 will laugh and one will have sex with you.



This guy gets it.


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Re: New successful tek to meet women at the store.--.. Just act dumb at the condom section, and be cool. [Re: King Klick]
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King Klick said:
If you ask 100 random girls on the street if they wanna fuck at least 4 girls will yell at you 16 more will be mad. 79 will laugh and one will have sex with you.


My neighbor buddy, Dante, a crack dealer in the 90's, used to tell me this... Repeatedly!

Of the 100 women, is the gal who will suck your dick really who you want to be with?

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