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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Cherk]
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Stay at home.

Or, being white works for a lot of people, sadly.

It's worked for me once, or twice. Hard to tell.


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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: HamHead] * 3
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Be nice to cops. I've got out of some crazy fucking shit in my life on that alone.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Shiithead]
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Dont steal anything.

Dont murder anyone.

Dont assualt anyone, including sexual assualt.

Dont scam anyone.

Hide your drug use from mostly everyone.

Dont break/destory other peoples property.

Dont tresspass onto other peoples property.

Dont threaten people in hardcore ways.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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LogicaL Chaos said:
Dont threaten people in hardcore ways.



Wait... softcore threats are acceptable though?  What exactly IS a softcore threat?


"You better back off mister or my ghosts are going to haunt your ass!"

:wink:


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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: mndfreeze]
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Yeah, now yer getting it.

Any less than physical, sexual or emotional threats should do well.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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Use your head; know your partner in any deal (from an intelligent, factual sense).
  Those who run their mouths/hot-heads are not the ones to worry about from a violent aspect. The ones who really do it don't ever talk about it; they just do it.
  It's nothing personal; it's straightforward business that everyone agrees to. Those who break the deal know what's inevitably coming their way.
  Talk or steal from anyone intelligent on a business deal and it'll happen when you least expect it.


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Oxygen. Water. Neil Young

Our word "planet" comes from the Greek word planetes, meaning "wanderer."

"There ain't no revolution, only evolution, but every time I'm in Georgia I eat a peach for peace."
Gregg Allman

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: O_Dweeds]
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Don’t deal or purchase at night.  Best time is before noon when most cops are at schools.  Never seen a roadblock before noon.

Rain is your friend.  Cops don’t like getting wet and generally will not pull people in the rain.

Be humble and respectful when speaking to police.  They can give you a much harder time than you can give them.  I have known people to be arrested just for what they said.

If you live in a small town donate time volunteering with cop organizations.  These guys are people too.  If you can get to know them and they view you as a “good citizen” they may cut you some slack.  It’s worked for me before.

Check all your lights on your car before you go anywhere holding.  Also make sure your tags are good.


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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Phegnomeanon]
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White doesn't matter as much as being nice and act like a decent human.. "Yes sir, No sir..." like a decent human should speak anyway.. i have gotten out of a lot of crap just by being cool to the cop.

I have a friend, who is lily white that used to be an asshole to cops.. would get his ass kicked and goto jail every time.. cracked me up :smile:


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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: SARAtonin] * 1
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SARAtonin said:
Be white.


And have money for a good lawyer.


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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: yogabunny] * 1
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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Shiithead]
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If you have a drug addiction or say you do, it's so hard to go to jail now

That's the one and only result of the epidemic and spread of the diseased cult known as Alcoholics Anonymous thank I am thankful for

Doesn't even matter what crime short of killing or raping someone

"I'm an addict, that's why I broke into your house and stole your grandmothers wedding ring,I just COULDN'T control myself I was SO SICK your honor, I'm a hardworking young man with a future and I just WASNT MYSELF on heroin"

Probation/drug court

They'll just try and program the shit out of you and THAT'S where you have to check yourself, because that's when that AA bullshit you spouted at court to get out of jail comin to steal your thoughts right from under you and cast you under their addiction is a disease model

Being white and cleancut anf healthy helps too

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: stzacrack] * 1
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You been watching too much FOX news.


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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Shiithead]
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Showing cops a little respect goes a long ways too. It's the last thing they expect when having to deal with someone potentially combative or militant, both which they have labeled me, even though I have never resisted arrest. I have ran and got away a few times, even once in a car chase where I pulled a dukes of hazard move down a side road when the cop was still behind me and around a corner.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Ole Field Trashe]
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Ahab McBathsalts said:
You been watching too much FOX news.



I've first hand experience over the course of 8 years of probation and courts and used this tactic to avoid 3-5 years state prison

And its true for any "addict", why doesthhe judge and probation officers mandate AA meetings?

It's borderline church and state shit

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: stzacrack]
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Thankfully the last time I had to do drug classes, my counselor let me continue using herb. I got my blood tested weekly instead of pissing because I can't piss in strange bathrooms since I was a kid. My thc count was always in the 2000 range which is off the charts, but he didn't even seem to know how much it was. He even let me out of 3 classes of the 12 I was supposed to attend.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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Some people in the rehabilitation field keep it real, some probation officers too

Some people DO give a fuck, if you give them a reason too

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: stzacrack]
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Yeah I was completely honest with him about my drug use, which I don't think he was used to. Everyone else in the class was extremely quiet and kept to themselves. I wanted more therapy where people actually talked, not just write a few sentences on a worksheet about an addiction movie from the 80's.:rolleyes:

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Shiithead]
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My tip:  don't be a moron.


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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
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If you have to commit a crime that you expect will be investigated then I'd suggest turning off your phone or leaving it at home. Police can track all the cell phones in an area of a crime, and check traffic cams and drone feeds for vehicles to investigate. Don't speak to anyone of your intentions or you'll become a suspect. Have an alibi and a lawyer if necessary. But ultimately in some scenarios the best option is to turn the other cheek to avoid mutual destruction. It is possible to learn and grow from conflict without criminal vengeance.

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