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How to avoid jail thread.
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List tips, tricks, and hacks for how to avoid prison.

I'll go first. Be or act white.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Shiithead]
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don't do drugs.


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Connoisseur said:
oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: hex_enduction]
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/thread


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Shiithead] * 1
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Be white.


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Maiden, Mother, and Crone.

You are Me and I am You.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: SARAtonin]
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Benzos no bueno.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: SARAtonin]
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SARAtonin said:
Be white.


Very true though. I've been in front of quite a few judges who I know would have tossed me in jail if I was anything but white with blonde hair blue eyes and a respectable family.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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no benzo's :cookiemonster:

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: MushMaggot] * 6
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Don't roll a 6 on Illinois Avenue.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: PatrickKn]
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Lol


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Shiithead]
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In regards to psychadelic use

If the cop asks NEVER say you took ANYTHING doesnt matter if its tylenol or your script or whatever.

Its too costly to test you for a bunch of drugs if they reel you in so just STFU

If you're drunk you're probably fucked unless you are really nice and their shift is ending or sumthin

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Love_spirit]
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:smokinacandycane:


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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: ElViajero] * 1
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don't live in america


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:whyyy:

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: bodhisatta]
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:money: is pretty much all you need. Prisons are full of broke ass white dudes.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Shiithead]
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jail is awesome!


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I have considered such matters.

SIKE

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Cherk]
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Don't do crimes. Don't drink.


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I was pessimistic in my youth. Now I can just follow the Toronto Raptors.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: bodhisatta]
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bodhisatta said:
don't live in america


:whathesaid:


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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Ole Field Trashe]
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or don't carry anything a cop could potentially ever mistake as drugs. especially if you don't have the money to argue and prove your innocence.


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:whyyy:

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Shiithead]
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Make intelligent and well thought out decisions.


Don't keep drugs in your house when your room mate is on house arrest or probation.

Don't get lippy with cops just to 'flex your rights' if you don't actually understand how those rights work and have the money to fight it.


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Nothing says love like grannies prolapsed anus!

quote]Urb said:
I know... Its fucked up... Ill fix it minyana..[/quote]

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Shiithead] * 1
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Know yourself, know your limits.  Don't get to wasted without a plan to get home if you're out partying someplace. 

Secure your stash/stash spot if you're about to drive.  You might be a phenomenal driver, but that's not going to make other drivers you share the road with drive well.  Keep a clean vehicle, know the stash spots within the vehicle, know what you have on you and how much, be careful if packing bowls in a vehicle that you don't spill your medicine, or when beating out cashed bowls you don't have a little cherry at the bottom of the bowl that burns through your shirt or the interior of your car (if not leather).  Police know to look for the tiny burns which are caused only from burning chunks of cigarettes or weed, if your shirt is shotgun blasted with small burn holes it's going to look sketchy.

Don't make large transactions with people you don't know well.  It might be tempting to go for that deal which will reap hella guap, but be careful that deal doesn't come back to bite you in the ass.  Often times when it comes to certain business ventures related to such things the rule of "if it sounds to good to be true, it probably is" comes into play.  If you can have a set clientele that buys quantity and has been consistent in doing so for years, just stick to supplying those people and let them go sell smaller amounts, keep a proper line of communication with those people that are your consistent clients.

Don't get overeager or be to greedy, money isn't going anywhere, but if you don't think wisely then your ass sure as hell with be going someplace like boot camp, jail, or prison.  If you can have a good operation that keeps you living well then it's advisable to stick with that, safety and freedom are worth a lot, if you can have your operation run smoothly and be safe and have freedom then stick to that.  Trust your gut, if something feels bad then get out.

Don't take benzos, alcohol, ketamine, psychedelics, or excessive amounts of opiates and drive.  I am sure I missed a few drugs in there, but it's best to abstain from any substances while driving, but if you have to drive for some reason avoid it while on the drugs which have a record for causing people to nod out.

Don't hang out with people that do stupid fucking shit while high.  Don't have out with people that are violent.  In the past I found being around individuals with hot heads to be worse than being around someone that couldn't handle their shit, fighting or aggressive behavior seems to draw more attention because of the dramtic elements involved with it.  Speaking about attention, don't hang out with people that wear clothing that clearly mentions drugs, it's one thing if you're in CO or CA or a legal state and someone is wearing pro-cannabis clothing, it's another thing if you're in the bible belt and wearing certain attire.  Just be wise.

Know your rights!


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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Lucis]
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jail sucks!


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I have considered such matters.

SIKE

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