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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: topdog82]
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Just curious; how many dudes have you shagged? My goal is to never go beyond 25 girls so I am just wondering

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: sun_spots]
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sun_spots said:
People who claim to be comfortable with human sexuality but are grossed out by menstruation, LOL.  Let us know when your balls drop, li'l guy.


I'm not super comfortable with sexuality but even I don't get squeamish about that. Human sexuality is sloppy as fuck


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Seriously_trippin]
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blood pussies r trash n prolly made outta dumpsters


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: topdog82]
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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: topdog82]
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topdog82 said:
Just curious; how many dudes have you shagged? My goal is to never go beyond 25 girls so I am just wondering


wayyyyy past 25, and that's before I even hit 19

(I'm well over 10+ years past this age by now, btw)

Who's counting, honestly? :lol:


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
topdog82 said:
Just curious; how many dudes have you shagged? My goal is to never go beyond 25 girls so I am just wondering


wayyyyy past 25, and that's before I even hit 19

(I'm well over 10+ years past this age by now, btw)

Who's counting, honestly? :lol:


you would be the female equivalent to a "nice guy"


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: philopian_tube]
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philopian_tube said:
Crystal G said:
topdog82 said:
Just curious; how many dudes have you shagged? My goal is to never go beyond 25 girls so I am just wondering


wayyyyy past 25, and that's before I even hit 19

(I'm well over 10+ years past this age by now, btw)

Who's counting, honestly? :lol:


you would be the female equivalent to a "nice guy"


Isn't a "nice guy" the type of guy who is only friends with women, never gets laid, and then complains about how he never gets laid by his female friends because he's always such a "nice guy," therefore meaning he was never a nice guy in the first place because he had ulterior motives?

No, if anything, I'd be the douchebag bro guy.


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Crystal G] * 1
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Crystal G said:
topdog82 said:
Just curious; how many dudes have you shagged? My goal is to never go beyond 25 girls so I am just wondering


wayyyyy past 25, and that's before I even hit 19

(I'm well over 10+ years past this age by now, btw)

Who's counting, honestly? :lol:


I'm counting for me it's at 1 right now and I see us together for a long time. If I wasn't so strictly Christian in high school I would've gotten a lot of pussy. Sex isn't super important though. Love is,sex not so much imo


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Crystal G]
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Yes very gay for love :lol:. The biggest reason I was alone until recently is because for 6 and a half years I worked full time taking care of my grandma(who recently passed)


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Crystal G]
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336 said:
Bennett?


Huh? :lol:


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Crystal G]
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Nope sorry bud


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Seriously_trippin]
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Seriously_trippin said:
I'm counting for me it's at 1 right now and I see us together for a long time. If I wasn't so strictly Christian in high school I would've gotten a lot of pussy. Sex isn't super important though. Love is,sex not so much imo


Don't get me wrong. Love is important to me too. But it seems that I only find a guy who I truly consider to be "the one" every 4 or 5 years. So, basically, in between all that time, I fill my gaps of loveless years with lots of sex and random meaningless dates. :lol:

But, sex is also important to me too. I've turned down plenty of hot and successful guys who wanted to be with me, even wanted to marry me, simply because they were bad in bed. Being being in bed is simply non-negotiable in my eyes.


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Crystal G] * 3
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When i hear crystal g stories i either think about the stories of a 17 yr old bipolar GF i once had, or things i lied about to friends as a 15 yr old to sound cool

I guaranted shes bipolar. Only liars or bipolar people act like this. Neither of them are cool.

Calling her unique makes her feel like shes acconplishing something unique with her nonsense.

Either way, she claims to be 29+ which is way too old for this behavior.

She sounds like an emo teen desparate for attention


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: JvF] * 1
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jfischer218 said:
When i hear crystal g stories i either think about the stories of a 17 yr old bipolar GF i once had, or things i lied about to friends as a 15 yr old to sound cool

I guaranted shes bipolar. Only liars or bipolar people act like this. Neither of them are cool.

Calling her unique makes her feel like shes acconplishing something unique with her nonsense.

Either way, she claims to be 29+ which is way too old for this behavior.

She sounds like an emo teen desparate for attention


It's true, I never grew up. Even the type of humor that I enjoy most, is teenage boy humor. Like Deji (ComedyShortsGamer on Youtube), or Jackass. Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O from Jackass are totally my heroes. I one day hope to find a man like Johnny Knoxville to shaft DXM enemas with in eternity.

Hell, even the fact that I'm on the SHROOMERY indicates that I have a teenage boy inside of me. Only 18 year old boys are even on this fucking website, LMAO.

My ex found it disturbing that I like all the things that teenage boys like, and act like one of them.


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Crystal G]
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CG - i guarantee theres a cynic inside of me being an asshole, but at the same time it really sounds like youre begging for attention in the most basic of ways

I dont watch youtubers so im not sure who youre talking about, but i get the idea.

The thing that "gets" me when you tell stories isnt the content itself, its the manner of which you tell them

Its probly personal because i dated a bipolar chick once. Everything "unique" she thought about herself was completely delusional. I feel bad on a level because i feel like people feeding into nonsense keeps up this behavior. Calling people like this "smart" and "good shit" encourages it.

CG i dont usually speak my heart, and at this point i doubt you care or heed warning, but please, take it easy. Get a stable job and make money. Theres nothing worse than being a burnout "traveler"/hippie, especially on the street


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Crystal G] * 3
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what the fucking fuck is this thread

i log in for the first time in years to this :rofl2:


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Deekay] * 1
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I found a picture of CrystalG in an old post of hers..



Any takers?

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Crystal G]
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I'll wait 10 years and reply CG,maybe i don't know what love truly is yet but it's getting there. However I'm a romantic, I want someone that listens to my hopes and dreams and shares them with me, makes them come true with me. That's what I love about my girl, we tell each other I've always wanted to do this and instead of saying yeah whatever we do it!. I love the idea of sharing my life with one woman I love,grow old together and make our dreams come true for each other.

Don't feel bad about who you are though,you're a cool cat. Stay gold ponyboy


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Deekay] * 1
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Deekay said:
what the fucking fuck is this thread

i log in for the first time in years to this :rofl2:


Quality thread right?

Definitely cringe worthy

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Deekay]
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Crystal G wants to be plowed by a:

-White
-6'2
-205lb lean
-Handsome
-Financially Stable
-Confident
-High Status

male.

...but she will say no and how that's not her type, however, given the opportunity, you know she would



then she would want to settle down because he's "the one", but he won't commit, because he has other options, I mean look at him.


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Edited by philopian_tube (12/10/15 12:19 AM)

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