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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 3
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I kinda have the same feelings about Crystal as Zap and some of the others here. I admire her in a strange way because she has that level of honesty that I will never achieve....she has no filter in life....she just grasps whatever is pleasing to her and in front of her at any given time. She's sexy and intelligent and also kind and considerate....but also way too reckless.
She is like a Briggs and Stratton with no governor...just runs wide open all the time...problem is, they always burn up in the end...long before their time. This scares me about her because her lifestyle does not yield  a long term expectancy...and, even though I've not met her personally...I think the world is a better place with her in it.


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
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MagicalOrangutan said:
Jealous of what? This bitch is certainly an ugly whore loose hallway sized vagina if she posts shit like this. My girl is crazy but not DISGUSTING. Difference. Big huge difference. I'm not envious of you people who ogle over an internet slut. There's real girls I know in real life that work at my job to ogle over and they aren't disgusting and are good people. Not sluts

Sorry to take down your opportunity to be a hero dude. Just telling it like it is



Jealous of the attention she gets here.  I don't think you can deny that.  You're pissed that people pay attention to her and not you, why else would you come into this thread to talk shit and promote yourself?

I'm not ogling nobody, and I certainly ain't no hero.  Just telling it like it is.

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: moonrockmushy]
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minge

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Thayendanegea]
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Honestly I haven't given her any attention except this one thread and the only thing it made me and Brittney think is wow what a nasty nasty nastyyyy am bitch lol


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
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MagicalOrangutan said:
Jealous of what? This bitch is certainly an ugly whore loose hallway sized vagina if she posts shit like this. My girl is crazy but not DISGUSTING. Difference. Big huge difference. I'm not envious of you people who ogle over an internet slut. There's real girls I know in real life that work at my job to ogle over and they aren't disgusting and are good people. Not sluts

Sorry to take down your opportunity to be a hero dude. Just telling it like it is



Get over yourself dude!!

No one cares to hear you compare your life to whatever you think you may know about CG.

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 6
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MagicalOrangutan said:
Honestly I haven't given her any attention except this one thread and the only thing it made me and Brittney think is wow what a nasty nasty nastyyyy am bitch lol


Remember the time your "girlfriend" didn't have sex with you for years on end and then when she actually did she said "are we done yet?" towards the end and before it happened you contemplated filming it and sending the video to her parents?


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"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Sheekle]
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Periods are so fucked up though. I had a chick tell me it all comes out in chunks once and I was out. Nope. Code red abort mission


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Thayendanegea] * 1
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Thayendanegea said:
She is like a Briggs and Stratton with no governor...just runs wide open all the time...problem is, they always burn up in the end...long before their time. This scares me about her because her lifestyle does not yield  a long term expectancy...and, even though I've not met her personally...I think the world is a better place with her in it.


This is roughly what I had to say, only a little too white knighty, and I got called jealous. :ilold:

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: D.M.T]
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I think she's probably getting ploughed as I type this.  She tried to call me around noon but I was on another call and she hasn't answered since.


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
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MagicalOrangutan said:
You're disgusting and worthless as a human being, OP. #sorrynotsorry


:goodluckwiththat2:


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The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so simple. And yet, everybody rushes around in a great panic as if it were necessary to achieve something beyond themselves.
- Allan Watts

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
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Soulidarity said:
Periods are so fucked up though. I had a chick tell me it all comes out in chunks once and I was out. Nope. Code red abort mission


:aghast:


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The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so simple. And yet, everybody rushes around in a great panic as if it were necessary to achieve something beyond themselves.
- Allan Watts

Looking for a P. Galindoi ATL#7 spore print/syringe. PM me to trade :pm:


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: MrSpadoodles]
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Search " Cunt nuggets " on urban dictionary, you will not be disappointed :hehehe:


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Soulidarity] * 4
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People who claim to be comfortable with human sexuality but are grossed out by menstruation, LOL.  Let us know when your balls drop, li'l guy.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Crystal G]
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Have you tried fertilizing your house plants with the extra blood?  It's supposedly very good for them.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: sun_spots]
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sun_spots said:
Have you tried fertilizing your house plants with the extra blood?  It's supposedly very good for them.


:freshwtf:

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: sun_spots]
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sun_spots said:
People who claim to be comfortable with human sexuality but are grossed out by menstruation, LOL.  Let us know when your balls drop, li'l guy.


Dude I've made some ridiculous porn for money and smelly witch blood will always be fucking disgusting.


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"There ain't no revolution, only evolution, but every time I'm in Georgia I eat a peach for peace."
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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: O_Dweeds]
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Ridiculous porn has very little to do with human sexuality.

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: sun_spots]
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Spots- Periods are gross dude. Like yeah woo let me go put my dick in a gunshot wound and smush around all that coagulated blood. 666 blood sacrifice the apocalypse nears


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: sun_spots]
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sun_spots said:
Have you tried fertilizing your house plants with the extra blood?  It's supposedly very good for them.


Isn't it all extra by definition?


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: moonrockmushy]
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moonrockmushy said:
Well aren't you the noble pubber.  Crystal is good shit, and definitely pushes boundaries but if you ask me she does it in an original way that has value compared to some other attention seekers here.  She's always kind to people, so I don't see why anyone would have a real problem with her unless they are uptight conformists, and personally I like that she causes that type to get their panties in a bunch.


I love you too broseph

P.S. I only ended up fucking 2 guys my first night in Manhattan. I couldn't make it to round 3. I tried though, I really did. I went as far as I could.


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