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California is so fucked
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Hey whats up with California huh? I think they should become their own state, like Canada. Its literally burning in hellfire and maybe they're why the US economy has been tanking. Anyhow I've accumulated a lot of evidence that the powers of evil are at work, justifying a pre-emptive attack, not ruling the use of chemical weapons. You'll notice the correlation with the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse:

1. Arnold Schwartzeneger, is elected Governor of California. Masked rider on a white horse anyone? Second sign of the apocalypse:

2. Its on fire, people are burning to death. I think that one explains itself.

3. Announcer of "The Price is Right" dies, at the age of 66.

Well whatever if the bible has seven signs of the apocalypse, give the church a couple millenia and they're bound to fabricate 3 or 4. But I mean, its pretty clear, California is fucked and the powers of evil are behind it. Sometimes I wonder what the deal is? What are they thinking.

Also, many refugees from California move up here. The land gets crowded, theres more pestilence, locusts, etc, etc. Anyhow we obviously can't just wait around waiting for them to be sucked back into the ocean can we? I think we need to act now.

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Re: California is so fucked [Re: djfrog]
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The US should just cut along one of the fault lines and push California out into the Pacific.

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Re: California is so fucked [Re: oneducktwoducks]
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I'm afraid that if we submerge California, it will cause the tide levels to rise in places that should be saved.

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Re: California is so fucked [Re: djfrog]
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i hear they eat their own babies in california

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Re: California is so fucked [Re: oDin]
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I dont know why you got beef against Cali. I dont live their or anything but its defiantely a nice place to visit. Carmel and san Fran bay are awesome. Arnold being governor is kinda funny I think. Im not a politician or anything and I'd probally fall under a liberal....but since the liberal party doesnt usually get more than a few percent of the votes, its kind of a waste of a vote to go for them. I would of voted for arnold just cause I dont give a shit about politics and its a good laugh watching that guy trying to govern a state.

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Re: California is so fucked [Re: orizon]
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I would of voted for arnold just cause I dont give a shit about politics and its a good laugh watching that guy trying to govern a state
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We're going to spend several hundred billion teaching that philosophy to Iraq.

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Re: California is so fucked [Re: djfrog]
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djfrog said:
3.  Announcer of "The Price is Right" dies, at the age of 66.

Whoa, he was only 66?  I thought he was pushin' eighty :lipsrsealed:
 


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Re: California is so fucked [Re: geokills]
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How close are you GEO?...


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Re: California is so fucked [Re: oneducktwoducks]
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Quote:
MMerletto said:
The US should just cut along one of the fault lines and push California out into the Pacific. 



There's no need.. it will do that naturally. Give it a year or so.

"The Isles of California"  :wink: 


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Re: California is so fucked [Re: Shroomism]
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Fuck California.

Bob Barker is Dead?


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Re: California is so fucked [Re: Madtowntripper]
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not bob barker, the guy that said "come on down" died.

DJfrog- If you read at all you should check out the Left Behind series. I don't remember the authors. But it is about the Apocalypse. Scary shit man.

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Re: California is so fucked [Re: student]
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Edited by Xibalba (09/29/05 11:32 PM)

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Re: California is so fucked [Re: orizon]
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"I would of voted for arnold just cause I dont give a shit about politics and its a good laugh watching that guy trying to govern a state."

This is why the US is such a shithole.


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Re: California is so fucked [Re: student]
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His name was Rod Roddy or something close to that. He always wore shiny jackets with sequins and generally looked like a flamer.

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Re: California is so fucked [Re: oneducktwoducks]
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:smile:  :thumbup: Phluck :thumbup: :smile:

It is sad that Rod Roddy's life will be remembered by the phrase "Come on Down!"  I used to watch The Price is Right every day in my childhood.  It was at about age 15 when it suddenly dawned on me during one of the pricing games that the show was one long, poorly guised mind-numbing commercial.  How Rod must have felt to end is life as the side-star of a valueless program which depicted and partly contributed to the subtle decay of America's moral and intellectual foundations?

   


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Re: California is so fucked [Re: Phluck]
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Exactly  :laugh: 


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Re: California is so fucked [Re: Zero7a1]
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hah

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