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I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me * 4
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Holy effing shit. I never realized just how much I bleed, until I actually bought a menstrual cup so I could collect my blood to make art with.
They say the average woman bleeds around 6 tablespoons for the entire week. I’ve already gone through 3 COMPLETELY FULL, OVERFLOWING Diva cups on the VERY FIRST day of my period. Now, let me break the fucking math down and quantify this shit for you guys right now…

They say a diva cup holds a full 1 ounce. According to diva cup users on forums who have actually measured the fluid inside, they say the diva cup can hold up to 1.5 ounces before it starts overflowing, but for argument’s sake let’s just say and assume it can ONLY hold 1 ounce.

1 ounce = 2 tablespoons, and I’ve already gone through 3 full, overflowing Diva Cups. Meaning, that in ONE FUCKING DAY, I bleed the entire amount that a woman usually bleeds for her ENTIRE period. And the day isn’t even CLOSE to over yet, so it’s technically only been HALF a fucking day!!!!! What the FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!

Right now, I am using the blood to work on my art and re-do and improve the abortion piece. I’m also currently working on a piece that is a rendition of the severed horse head from the movie The Godfather. I already added like 3 full layers of blood to it though, and I’m not sure if I’ll be able to get away with adding anymore until it dries first.

I have no idea what to do with the rest of this blood, guys. It’s only day 1, and I still have like, SEVEN MORE days of this shit to go.
God, I NEED to have sex like RIGHT NAO, to completely drain myself of all of this blood completely. I’m SO FUCKING SEXUALLY AGGRO right now, it’s not even funny.

The bleeding is so excessive, that I have this HORRIBLE, SHOOTING PAIN all throughout my ovaries and pelvis that accompanies it, and the ONLY thing that eases the pain is a good inter-vaginal orgasm. Not even painkillers ease this pain, and I’ve already taken some in the morning. Also, a long, good fucking pretty much drains all the blood completely out of my system, so I barely bleed for the next 2-3 days, and I feel no pain at all afterward.

I’m not even joking, whoever is the FIRST person to respond to this, I will have sex with you TONIGHT. I don’t give a fuck WHO you are right now, I just really, really, REALLY need to get fucked tonight. Like seriously, TONIGHT.

I can attest and provide papers that I am completely 100% clean, I just got tested on Monday. (I would still like to use condoms however, just to protect myself.) HIT A NIGGA UP, PLEASE GOD I’M FUCKING DYING.


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Crystal G] * 1
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do u have to change ur tampon like 10 times a day or something, that's a ton of blood.


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
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"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Sheekle] * 2
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someone fuck this woman asap!

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Crystal G] * 3
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Crystal G said:
Right now, I am using the blood to work on my art and re-do and improve the abortion piece.


Wait....you weren't joking about that abortion piece in your other thread? :horrified:

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Crystal G] * 4
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I think I've got a Shroomery buddy in SoCal actually, let me shoot him a text and ask if he's tryna fuck some bloody pussy


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Hobozen] * 1
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Do you have a picture of yourself?


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Why so much hate mate?

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Sheekle] * 9
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Fucking vile


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
do u have to change ur tampon like 10 times a day or something, that's a ton of blood.


There have been times where I was wearing a tampon AND wearing one of those thick maxi pads underneath, and STILL ended up bleeding out a puddle THROUGH the pad, THROUGH my underwear, and onto my pants covering basically my entire butt.

It's fucking ridiculous how much I bleed.


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Bumbaa]
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Bumbaa said:
Do you have a picture of yourself?


ARE YOU IN CALIFORNIA OR NOT


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Crystal G]
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Quote:
I’m also currently working on a piece that is a rendition of the severed horse head from the movie The Godfather.


I'd like to see that when it's complete. :lol:

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Crystal G] * 3
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Why don't you just use a vibrator or something instead of fucking the first desperate dude this site provides?

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Bumbaa] * 3
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Bumbaa said:
Do you have a picture of yourself?


Haha bro, you'll be a legend. Crystal G looks reasonably normal, a standard muscular asian. There's a chance she has wild STD'd that can't be tested for though, but use the condom effectively and you should be good  to go. You'll go down in history bro


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
I think I've got a Shroomery buddy in SoCal actually, let me shoot him a text and ask if he's tryna fuck some bloody pussy


LOL


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 2
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SirShroomsAlott said:
Why don't you just use a vibrator or something instead of fucking the first desperate dude this site provides?


Why are you being so mean.  Treant could finally swipe his V card.


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"There are a million reasons to drink and one just popped into my head.  If a man can't drink when he's living how the Hell can he drink when he's dead?" - Irish Limerick
I PLURed once because it was PLUR or die. - D.M.T.

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Sheekle]
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I'm in line to buy a ticket to SoCal.


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Patlal] * 1
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Also. Arent you married Crystal?


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Patlal] * 10
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Patlal said:
Also. Arent you married Crystal?


That's so last week bro


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
Also. Arent you married Crystal?


On your period you are legally not married.  That is how it works in America.


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"There are a million reasons to drink and one just popped into my head.  If a man can't drink when he's living how the Hell can he drink when he's dead?" - Irish Limerick
I PLURed once because it was PLUR or die. - D.M.T.

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Patlal] * 19
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you guys remember coaster?

remember that Crystal G and coaster were going to hang out one night and they did

you guys seen coaster lately?

think about it... coaster ded


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
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Sheekle said:
Bumbaa said:
Do you have a picture of yourself?


Haha bro, you'll be a legend. Crystal G looks reasonably normal, a standard muscular asian. There's a chance she has wild STD'd that can't be tested for though, but use the condom effectively and you should be good  to go. You'll go down in history bro


I'm not that muscular anymore, but I'm super lean and cut now.


SirShroomsAlott said:
Why don't you just use a vibrator or something instead of fucking the first desperate dude this site provides?


Because I'm an IDIOT, and I threw them all away before moving back to Philadelphia so I wouldn't have to deal with movers or airport people going through my shit.

Also, there's no way I'm getting this bed all messy. Hell naw, we're going to the fucking park and doing this shit outside or in a car with a towel under me or some shit :lol:


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