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Phluck
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Do any of you believe in Santa Claus?
#2179137 - 12/15/03 09:35 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well?
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kaiowas
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Re: Do any of you believe in Santa Claus? [Re: Phluck]
#2179141 - 12/15/03 09:37 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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yes, he still brings me presents if I believe in him enough.
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Re: Do any of you believe in Santa Claus? [Re: kaiowas]
#2179152 - 12/15/03 09:42 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas hohohohooho
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Re: Do any of you believe in Santa Claus? [Re: Phluck]
#2179156 - 12/15/03 09:43 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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Do you?
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Re: Do any of you believe in Santa Claus? [Re: kaiowas]
#2179159 - 12/15/03 09:45 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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Santa Claus sez:
HOHOHO! MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMITES!
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silversoul7
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Re: Do any of you believe in Santa Claus? [Re: Phluck]
#2179702 - 12/15/03 01:49 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Do any of you believe in Santa Claus? [Re: silversoul7]
#2179715 - 12/15/03 01:51 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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BTW, do you know where the whole red and white Santa suit we've come to know originated from? Coca-Cola. Now if that's not good marketing, I don't know what is.
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Re: Do any of you believe in Santa Claus? [Re: Phluck]
#2179724 - 12/15/03 01:53 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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I used to but i dont anymore.
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haz
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Re: Do any of you believe in Santa Claus? [Re: OctopusDr]
#2179800 - 12/15/03 02:14 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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I believe santa claus is something made up to keep kids acting good for the majority of the year... remember kids, if your naughty, santa will give you jack crap for xmas, but if your a good kid and do everything your parents tell you, you will get lots of xmas... I hate lies like that.... I like how people use fear to get other people to do what they want, or to act a certain way.
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Re: Do any of you believe in Santa Claus? [Re: silversoul7]
#2180092 - 12/15/03 04:06 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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I find it mildy amusing as well as depressing that our biggest mythical figure was an invention by a soft drink corporation. What a sign of our times eh?
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Re: Do any of you believe in Santa Claus? [Re: haz]
#2180133 - 12/15/03 04:24 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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" I like how people use fear to get other people to do what they want, or to act a certain way."
Reminds me of Christianity. If you dont do what the church tells you, you're going to hell.
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jahfeelirie
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Re: Do any of you believe in Santa Claus? [Re: silversoul7]
#2180158 - 12/15/03 04:36 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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silversoul7 said: BTW, do you know where the whole red and white Santa suit we've come to know originated from? Coca-Cola. Now if that's not good marketing, I don't know what is.
Go further than that. Accept it or not, heres my thoughts on that... What other object can you think that is short, stout, red white and black? What other short, stout, red white and black object stimulates your brain, altering your conciousness (without caffeine and sugar)? Santa Claus brings presents over night right? Little colorful objects of joy and euphoria, that pop up just overnight under an evergreen tree. Flying Reindeer??!? What could it be that created all these legends? My feeling? Amanita Muscaria. If you subscribe to any of the ideas that Jung brings forth, namely the Archetype theory... then maybe you understand what I mean. I believe that Santa represents the ancient Shaman, and the amanita, his little gifts, are the 'drug of choice'. Reindeer have been used to administer the Soma via their urine, after mastication and ingestion of the Amanita up there in Siberia.... (in the tradition of CP) a.k.a. RP hehe. And the fact that CocaCola adapted it and created this socially stamped and approved image of Jolly St. Nick makes it even more entertaining. This short can containing, essentially, plant substances and stimulants as a replacement for the awe-inspiring visions and knowledge of the Soma says alot of how society handles old traditions. would you trade your hallucinogens in for caffeine and sugar conciously? I wouldnt anyways, thats my thoughts, as jumbled and fractured as they may be... Makes sense to me jfi I know some references on this stuff online, im just too lazy to post them.
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Re: Do any of you believe in Santa Claus? [Re: jahfeelirie]
#2180176 - 12/15/03 04:45 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think you might be stretching just a little...
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silversoul7
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Re: Do any of you believe in Santa Claus? [Re: NiamhNyx]
#2180179 - 12/15/03 04:46 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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NiamhNyx said: I find it mildy amusing as well as depressing that our biggest mythical figure was an invention by a soft drink corporation. What a sign of our times eh?
Coca-Cola didn't invent Santa Claus. They just invented his look.
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Re: Do any of you believe in Santa Claus? [Re: silversoul7]
#2180184 - 12/15/03 04:48 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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Im not stretching anything. Its not my explanation, just one I tend towards hmm? are you a fan of tool at all? dug this up quickly on google... http://www.toolband.com/news/letter/2000_12.php Doesn't really matter whether or not you believe me, I just find this extremely interesting. My facts and science of the matter arent there, only fragments of a story. just take a quick look there. ill dig up some others.
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Re: Do any of you believe in Santa Claus? [Re: jahfeelirie]
#2180186 - 12/15/03 04:49 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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Santa isn't real?!
Even worse he was made up by coke?!
That I actually didnt know, pretty crazy. The idea of Santa is an interesting one. I dont even know if I approve of it or not yet, or weither I will tell my kids. I wouldn't use him to control my kids, I dont even think that works. As a kid I rarely acted good so I would get a good x-mas gift, enless it was really close. I dont think most people did either. But to believe in something mystical like that, or the tooth fairy etc is pretty cool. I'm not even sure if I like that fact that I grew up believe, so not sure if I would change it....
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silversoul7
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Re: Do any of you believe in Santa Claus? [Re: jahfeelirie]
#2180208 - 12/15/03 04:55 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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As much as I love Tool, I would not consider them to be reputable authorities on such a matter.
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Re: Do any of you believe in Santa Claus? [Re: Phluck]
#2180213 - 12/15/03 04:56 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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Phluck said: Well?
hahahah....no. Bah humbug!, i hate christmas. im not even christian. I wouldn't buy shit in december either, if ppl werent' buying me dumb crap that i can't use...i return thier gift out of a twisted feeling of guuilt. Next year im telling everyone not to buy me anything and celebrate the feasting, with family,... without the commercial crap. edit: mabye im just mad i havn't started my xmas shopping yet...
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jahfeelirie
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Re: Do any of you believe in Santa Claus? [Re: silversoul7]
#2180221 - 12/15/03 04:59 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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silversoul7 said: As much as I love Tool, I would not consider them to be reputable authorities on such a matter.
I never said they created the idea either, Silver
The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross by John Allegro. The Key to the Sacred Mushroom by Andrija Puhurich Soma: Divine Mushroom of Immortality by Gordon Wasson The Flesh of the Gods by Peter T. Furst The White Goddess by Robert Graves
not to mention Eluesinian Fields by Wasson (great one)
Again, im not trying to convince anything here.
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Re: Do any of you believe in Santa Claus? [Re: DailyPot]
#2180229 - 12/15/03 05:01 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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I figured out santa wasn't real in preschool, but I kept pretending like I was fooled for my parents sake, plus I figured if my parents didnt get that "Santa satisfaction" then my present haul wouldnt be as good.
"You better watch out, you better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why
Cause I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! Fuck!
He's making a list, he's checking it twice He's gonna find out who's a fucker...
And nobody's getting fuck! You hear me? Nobody's getting any toys! FUCK! Nobody's getting fuck!
He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake He doesn't know a god damn thing 'cause the whole fucking thing is fake
"Santa, is there anything I can do?" "Is there anything you can do? You can GET BACK TO WORK!"
You better watch out, you better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why
Cause I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! Fuck!
He's making a list, he's checking it twice He's gonna find out who's a fucker...
And nobody's getting fuck! You hear me? Nobody's getting any more toys! FUCK! I want some fuckin SLUTS!!!
He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake Your stocking's filled with coal because you're a spoiled brat-ass dick
You better make sure you learn how to spell Cause if you don't you're burning in hell
Santa Claus is coming, I said Santa Claus is coming, I said Santa Claus is coming, I said Santa Claus is coming, Santa Claus is coming to town Shit
-CKY
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