zappaisgod said:

I'm getting more of a Dexter vibe than Law and Order.  Maybe a little Hannibal Lecter.  I think Crystal is a bit of a cook.  I can definitely see her doing a stir fry with some Muppet parts.

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LOL Muppet Pho maybe? but with extra blood, for taste.

damn it we need to exsanquinate someone else though, Muppet's all out.

i know, she gets JustForToday to come over for some "coffee" and he's like practicing to unhook the bra strap in his mind for days, and then it's all set, he gets tied up with bungie cord, legs up, and mouth bound with a gag ball: "MMM MMM MM"

then he's gimped by dildos, as of course, this is her MO.

akira_akuma said:

his nick name is Prissy Pants, which with the tutu, is suitable.

Crystal is actually not the killer. everyone was blindfolded when they were getting shackled and penetrated. sprinkle's captured them all to cover up the truth... SHE was stealing G's panties, to sell to unsuspecting koods, thinking the underwear was just from JustforToday (he's that desperate).
















Spinkle's and G have a threesome with me in the end, no takesie backsies, and koods just watches, ala Clockwork Orange.



k, you're all hired.

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Crystal G said:

So, somebody stole my underwear at the gym. Not once, but two different times.

I thought it was just strange the first time that it happened, even though I searched everywhere for it and couldn't find it, I thought maybe I just dropped it. Then, the second time it happened, I definitely KNEW somebody stole it, because I usually just throw my dirty clothes in an empty locker room while I shower.

It was really late at night too, and the only person who was there in the women's bathroom while I was changing EACH time, was the Mexican female janitor.

Does anybody have any ideas what she is doing with my underwear? Is she selling them on eBay under the guise of "Japanese schoolgirl" panties? Is she sniffing them? What on earth could she be doing with them?

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Sweetie, nobody wants your underwear.

Well, maybe me because im sure I could fruit some potent Penis Envy's off of them

akira_akuma said:

that should be in a movie. i wanna see that... locker opens up, guy is like "oh yeeahhhh *shudder* crotch." *sniff* *collapses*

cut to G shaking a bottle of chloroform back and forth, smiling, anxiously awaiting his return to consciousness. he's all tied up, and his multiple dildos prepared to his face and ass.

oh now... this... this doesn't look good.






best porno movie ever.

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Crystal G said:

Maybe I will install a GPS chip sewn into my panties next time. Course, that means I would have to wear the same underwear without washing, possibly for weeks at a time before the next raid happens.

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install an IP camera

akira_akuma said:

zappaisgod said:

I'm getting more of a Dexter vibe than Law and Order.  Maybe a little Hannibal Lecter.  I think Crystal is a bit of a cook.  I can definitely see her doing a stir fry with some Muppet parts.

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LOL Muppet Pho maybe? but with extra blood, for taste.

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Prisoner#1 said:

Crystal G said:

Maybe I will install a GPS chip sewn into my panties next time. Course, that means I would have to wear the same underwear without washing, possibly for weeks at a time before the next raid happens.

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install an IP camera

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and stream it to the Shroomery, YES, that is an excellent idea.



i fucking bet it's JustForToday, there is just too many coincidences.

Crystal G said:

akira_akuma said:

zappaisgod said:

I'm getting more of a Dexter vibe than Law and Order.  Maybe a little Hannibal Lecter.  I think Crystal is a bit of a cook.  I can definitely see her doing a stir fry with some Muppet parts.

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LOL Muppet Pho maybe? but with extra blood, for taste.

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There is a real pho that is made of blood, and the soup is the color black and is pretty gelatinous, like the consistency of jello.

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yep, i know, it's pretty UGGGHHHHH to look at.