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makaveli8x8
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Re: Solve the mystery of "What Happened To My Underwear?"

[Re: larry.fisherman]
#21607871 - 04/28/15 09:08 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

maybe she's a janitor who makes $5 an hour +tips (underwear). Thats the only way she gets by is stealing your panties and eating them for dinner

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Crystal G

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Re: Solve the mystery of "What Happened To My Underwear?"

[Re: makaveli8x8]
#21609743 - 04/28/15 06:02 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe I will install a GPS chip sewn into my panties next time. Course, that means I would have to wear the same underwear without washing, possibly for weeks at a time before the next raid happens.

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akira_akuma
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Re: Solve the mystery of "What Happened To My Underwear?"

[Re: Crystal G]
#21609755 - 04/28/15 06:06 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

you'll track them down to memes, i'm sure of it. why do you think he's always smiling. because he has your FLAVOR. :muahaha:

:muahaha:

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trekie
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Re: Solve the mystery of "What Happened To My Underwear?"

[Re: Crystal G]

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#21609769 - 04/28/15 06:12 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

If it was socks missing I would say Andy ....

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Soulidarity
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Re: Solve the mystery of "What Happened To My Underwear?"

[Re: Crystal G]
#21609773 - 04/28/15 06:13 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe you've found yourself a distant kindred spirit who likes the smell of your taint. Leave a note in them next time. Kind of like a message in a bottle I guess.

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Soulidarity
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Re: Solve the mystery of "What Happened To My Underwear?"

[Re: Soulidarity]
#21609776 - 04/28/15 06:14 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Me personally I would write on the note " can you not mate " , that's just how I roll though

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zappaisgod
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Re: Solve the mystery of "What Happened To My Underwear?"

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#21609782 - 04/28/15 06:15 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Why are you wearing panties at all? Free range pussy is organic and sustainable. Save the planet.

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akira_akuma
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Re: Solve the mystery of "What Happened To My Underwear?"

[Re: zappaisgod]
#21609820 - 04/28/15 06:24 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

smell that fresh air.

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Le_Canard
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Re: Solve the mystery of "What Happened To My Underwear?"

[Re: zappaisgod]
#21609823 - 04/28/15 06:25 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:

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moonrockmushy
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Re: Solve the mystery of "What Happened To My Underwear?"

[Re: Soulidarity]
#21609842 - 04/28/15 06:31 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Soulidarity said:

Me personally I would write on the note " can you not mate " , that's just how I roll though

This is totally unrelated but I worked in a very shitty clothing chain for a while and I would write notes and slip them into clothes all over the store, but now looking back I am really wishing I had taken women's panties and started slipping them into the pockets of all the men's clothes. I think that would have been hilarious.

Maybe you have a stalked you are not aware of Crystal. You should just leave a trail of your dirty panties into a dark alley and then pounce on whoever comes down and demand answers.

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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: Solve the mystery of "What Happened To My Underwear?"

[Re: Crystal G]

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#21610418 - 04/28/15 08:55 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Lace them with coloroform, next time the thief strikes she'll inevitably be rendered unconscious as she takes the initial sniff when she gets them in her hands. Leaving you free to deal with her as you see fit.

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akira_akuma
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Re: Solve the mystery of "What Happened To My Underwear?"

[Re: Bodhi of Ankou]

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#21610424 - 04/28/15 08:57 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

that should be in a movie. :lol:

:lol:

i wanna see that... locker opens up, guy is like "oh yeeahhhh *shudder* crotch." *sniff* *collapses*

cut to G shaking a bottle of chloroform back and forth, smiling, anxiously awaiting his return to consciousness. he's all tied up, and his multiple dildos prepared to his face and ass.

oh now... this... this doesn't look good. :uhoh:

:uhoh:

best porno movie ever.

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zappaisgod
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Re: Solve the mystery of "What Happened To My Underwear?"

[Re: akira_akuma]
#21610465 - 04/28/15 09:05 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I think you might have something there, gentlemen.

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akira_akuma
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Re: Solve the mystery of "What Happened To My Underwear?"

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#21610490 - 04/28/15 09:09 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

a joint Bohdi and akira production, if he wants. :grin:

:grin:

we just need Crystal to hop on board and fly over... well... over to my place, obviously. Bodhi can use Skype.

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zappaisgod
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Re: Solve the mystery of "What Happened To My Underwear?"

[Re: akira_akuma]
#21610550 - 04/28/15 09:18 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

You don't need Crystal. She can just be the muse. If you want real cuntpunching action you should call in sprinkles. I don't know if she wears boxers or briefs, though.

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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: Solve the mystery of "What Happened To My Underwear?"

[Re: akira_akuma]
#21610570 - 04/28/15 09:22 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

We can use Muppet as the panty thief :lol:

:lol:

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zappaisgod
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Re: Solve the mystery of "What Happened To My Underwear?"

[Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#21610577 - 04/28/15 09:24 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Finally a use for Muppet.

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akira_akuma
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Re: Solve the mystery of "What Happened To My Underwear?"

[Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#21610588 - 04/28/15 09:25 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

zappaisgod said:

You don't need Crystal. She can just be the muse. If you want real cuntpunching action you should call in sprinkles. I don't know if she wears boxers or briefs, though.

HAHAHAHA, i'll actually get Harvey Levin for her cockdouble since... oh...

Bodhi of Ankou said:

We can use Muppet as the panty thief

LOL we can put him on strings.

this just got really fucked up in my mind. but conceptually, it's brilliant.

Muppet as the panty thief, YES :lol:

:lol:

, and then after he's knocked out, he'll just be perfect. things will go in his ass, just like he did with Jane doe.

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moonrockmushy
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Re: Solve the mystery of "What Happened To My Underwear?"

[Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#21610602 - 04/28/15 09:28 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I'm pretty sure that is best suited to an episode of Law & Order SVU. Only an actor like Ice-T really has the delicacy and poise to handle a subject that is as close to people's hearts as stealing women's panties for sexual gratification.

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akira_akuma
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Re: Solve the mystery of "What Happened To My Underwear?"

[Re: moonrockmushy]
#21610622 - 04/28/15 09:33 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

he can be there for pantomime exposition:

"so when the dildo penetrates Muppet's anus, his bowel's will prolapse, because he can't tighten his sphincter? boy, this is ironic."

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