Dear Mr. Anti Porn Guy,
"" Prison cells will be made smaller. I would set this to approximately 1/2 of their average current size.
Prisoners kept in their cells 24/7 (i.e. NEVER leaving
their cell during incarceration).
Prisoners will only be fed bread and butter.
NO contact with ANY other human being during incarceration.
NO TV, medical care, or entertainment of any sort.
NO sunlight will penetrate a prison cell.""
Okay so in other words you want every guy that actually has sex to be forced to tug it like you must. Well APG: You're not nearly tugging it often enough!
""get more insight into the sexual habits of homosexuals and others of their ilk.
I believe in a national dress code.""
heheh gay guys only do dresscode on special parties but if you want to make it a nationwide thing ?t's cool with me. Let us start by making alien conspiracy t-shirts worn by visibly sexually frustrated guys the national dresscode for "pathetic loser". This can only happen by reducing the existing international status of this dresscode to the national level.
""I am in favor of the death penalty for drug dealers, and for a mandatory 10-year prison sentence for anyone caught with ANY illegal drug""
Please visit my toolshed and I'll happily extract the DMT from your pineal gland so you won't have to go to jail where you'll be forced to tug it some decades more 
"" I will legalize police entrapment ""
Hmm now thats a good idea. Six glazed doughnuts for one buck and when they're all in padlock the doughnut shop door 
"" I propose that anyone suspected of being a terrorist ought to be required, if necessary, to serve up to 5 years in prison without formal charges being brought forward.""
How about websites promoting racism, sexism and sexual discrimination operated by somebody that has neither race, sex OR sexual preference? If only you lived in singapore 
""I also want to ban the manufacture and sale of contraceptives (birth control) with a prison term of up to 1 year in jail and/or a fine of up to $5,000 for violating this ban. ""
I think your parents in hindsight would merrily pay the fine AND do the time if that had gotten them that single condom who's absence caused them so much embarassment 
"Favorite bible quotes" Hmm.. Leviticus 21 has one especially for you:
""""17 "Say to Aaron, None of your descendants throughout their generations who has a blemish may approach to offer the bread of his God. 18 For no one who has a blemish shall draw near, a man blind or lame, or one who has a mutilated face or a limb too long, 19 or a man who has an injured foot or an injured hand, 20 or a hunchback, or a dwarf, or a man with a defect in his sight or an itching disease or scabs or crushed testicles; 21 no man of the descendants of Aaron the priest who has a blemish shall come near to offer the LORD's offerings by fire; since he has a blemish, he shall not come near to offer the bread of his God. 22 He may eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy and of the holy things, 23 but he shall not come near the veil or approach the altar, because he has a blemish, that he may not profane my sanctuaries"""
So Anti-Porn Guy, anyone who's seen your pics and who has (or has not) read this will agree the look of you is an abomination in the eye of the Lord. So kindly lay off the PREACHING because you're mocking your own God by speaking on his behalf while not worthy. Its the page next to the homostuff you're so fond of so it's remarkable you've overlooked it. Oh wait, you've got a defect in your sight too. There's plenty where that came from 
""" Sexual Sadism - involves people who are sexually aroused by causing the psychological or physical suffering of a victim (e.g., "restraint, blindfolding, paddling, spanking, whipping, pinching, beating, burning, electrical shocks, rape, cutting, stabbing, strangulation, torture, mutilation, or killing"). """
Hey, are you calling my date a sexual deviant? I can assure you it was great fun trying to guess what he would think up next and now you're calling him a pervert! Thats RUDE ya'know?! 
Just because you're so fond of tugging it doesn't mean I should be deprived of these simple pleasures... oh yeah you forgot branding
""" Telephone Scatologia - involves people who are sexually aroused by making obscene phone calls """
Nope: telephone scatologia is unscrewing the reciever and crapping into the telephone. Ring ring mothafukka, reality's calling
""" The average yearly income of a fag is $55,430.00 """
heheheh I thought the site was about morality, not envy
"""59.6% of fags are college graduates. 18.0% of the general population are college graduates (24). Too bad they aren't smart enough to listen to God. "Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools" (Romans 1:22). """
Well you don't need to be a psychology major to see who's been tugging it when he ought to have been studying 
When you're already a fool you're spared the hassle of becoming one.
""" Fags can be heard chanting "TEN PERCENT IS NOT ENOUGH, RECRUIT, RECRUIT, RECRUIT" in their fag parades. """
Indeed we do, but you have to be smack in the middle of that parade to have heard it but I guess you're pissed off you didn't get any fliers 
Anti Porn Guy: Unlike an egg you will never get laid. Since you don't look rich I can understand you favor the "five finger discount" technique you're practicing now. But know this: Masturbation requires imagination so if you don't drop your anti-porn attitude you can't even fantasize and then even that will be unfulfilling.
I have never seen such extensive research being performed on the topic of alternative sex practices. Your site is a treasure trove of exciting sex ideas I never would've thought of myself.
Initially I wanted to take the pic of you sitting behind your computer and photoshop a sizable dick in your hand and hello.jpg on your "PC" but that would take too long and I thought somebody would beat me to it. Its obvious someone can easily defame the shit out of someone like you and I did, the only difference I had fun doing it and you're likely still looking like you had your butthairs pulled out one by one.
One little hint: here at the Shroomery we use a lot of nitrous. We can vouch for the fact that when you let the can sit too long and don't shake it, the cream won't come out. So please, please shake your dispenser at least daily and keep it in the fridge when your not whipping it to spare us the stench of your sour cream that reeks into high heavens. When we wanna smell rotten brie we'll keep our socks on for a week.
In the name of all that does not suck:
Get A Life.
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