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Offlinemr_kite
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Porn is shit
    #5857880 - 07/14/06 12:32 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

My woman's away for almost two months so all I got is some porn on my computer and my hand. And its rubbish. Maybe I'm just too long gone from being a teenager but sitting in front of the puter bashing away just doesnt really do it for me. I mean, Im looking at a stunningly gorgeous naked busty russian lady but WHHHHHHOOOOOOOAH!!!! there's a man who's at least 35 WITH HIS COCK OUT. Shit I don't want to see his cock....awwwh shit shes rubbing it. Now its in her mouth...shit, Im watching two people fucking. I don't want to watch people who don't even know each other fucking...wait, I don't want to watch people who do know eachother fucking either. I don't want to watch people fucking, I WANT TO FUCK. I feel like a pervert..oh shitting piss I feel rubbish.

Well at least I got maryjane.  :stoned:  :blazed:  :bigblunt:  :gethigh:  {{{:ass2mouth:}}}


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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: Porn is shit [Re: mr_kite]
    #5857902 - 07/14/06 12:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I don't understand why most porn has to show the chick with a dick in her mouth. I just wanna see fucking!  :doggystyle:


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Offlinemr_kite
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Re: Porn is shit [Re: mr_kite]
    #5857910 - 07/14/06 12:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

The only dick i want to see is mine.


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InvisibleAtheist
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Re: Porn is shit [Re: mr_kite]
    #5857926 - 07/14/06 12:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)



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InvisibleSilversoul
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Re: Porn is shit [Re: Le_Canard]
    #5857929 - 07/14/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

ToiletDuk said:
I don't understand why most porn has to show the chick with a dick in her mouth. I just wanna see fucking!  :doggystyle:



Agreed.  I always skip the blow job scene and go straight to the action.


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Offlinegrphish
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Re: Porn is shit [Re: Silversoul]
    #5858274 - 07/14/06 02:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i always jizz before the action comes in
cause then its all close up of the guy's balls and some disgusting hairy ass and a
loose clit beeing penetrated
blowjobs are much more tidy


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OfflineJack_Flash
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Re: Porn is shit [Re: grphish]
    #5858802 - 07/14/06 05:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

you masturbate to blow jobs? thats not tidy.... :lol:
what sites do you guys use?
bangbros is pretyy damn shitty....


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Offlinemr_kite
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Re: Porn is shit [Re: Jack_Flash]
    #5858818 - 07/14/06 05:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

No you bastards this thread is ANTI-PORN...


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Re: Porn is shit [Re: mr_kite]
    #5858919 - 07/14/06 06:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Supercult.

splif


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Re: Porn is shit [Re: mr_kite]
    #5858947 - 07/14/06 06:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Porn is shit [Re: mr_kite]
    #5859120 - 07/14/06 06:58 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

That's why I mostly watch lesbian porn. I don't want dicks in my screen.
Oily lesbian orgy. MMMHhhmm.. :drooling:


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OfflineNewbieS
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Re: Porn is shit [Re: grphish]
    #5859285 - 07/14/06 07:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

grphish said:

loose clit beeing penetrated





Ouch


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OfflineEmperorKuzco
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Re: Porn is shit [Re: Newbie]
    #5859834 - 07/14/06 09:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah lesbian porn is the best.  I can imagine myself right in the middle, like the meat in a really sexy sandwich. :3some:


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