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mr_kite
The Watcher


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Porn is shit
#5857880 - 07/14/06 12:32 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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My woman's away for almost two months so all I got is some porn on my computer and my hand. And its rubbish. Maybe I'm just too long gone from being a teenager but sitting in front of the puter bashing away just doesnt really do it for me. I mean, Im looking at a stunningly gorgeous naked busty russian lady but WHHHHHHOOOOOOOAH!!!! there's a man who's at least 35 WITH HIS COCK OUT. Shit I don't want to see his cock....awwwh shit shes rubbing it. Now its in her mouth...shit, Im watching two people fucking. I don't want to watch people who don't even know each other fucking...wait, I don't want to watch people who do know eachother fucking either. I don't want to watch people fucking, I WANT TO FUCK. I feel like a pervert..oh shitting piss I feel rubbish.
Well at least I got maryjane. {{{ }}}
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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides

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Re: Porn is shit [Re: mr_kite]
#5857902 - 07/14/06 12:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't understand why most porn has to show the chick with a dick in her mouth. I just wanna see fucking!
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mr_kite
The Watcher


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Re: Porn is shit [Re: mr_kite]
#5857910 - 07/14/06 12:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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The only dick i want to see is mine.
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Atheist
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Loc: USA
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Re: Porn is shit [Re: mr_kite]
#5857926 - 07/14/06 12:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Silversoul
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Re: Porn is shit [Re: Le_Canard]
#5857929 - 07/14/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
ToiletDuk said: I don't understand why most porn has to show the chick with a dick in her mouth. I just wanna see fucking!
Agreed. I always skip the blow job scene and go straight to the action.
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grphish
the Modern dayPacman

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i always jizz before the action comes in cause then its all close up of the guy's balls and some disgusting hairy ass and a loose clit beeing penetrated blowjobs are much more tidy
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Jack_Flash
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Re: Porn is shit [Re: grphish]
#5858802 - 07/14/06 05:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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you masturbate to blow jobs? thats not tidy....  what sites do you guys use? bangbros is pretyy damn shitty....
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mr_kite
The Watcher


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No you bastards this thread is ANTI-PORN...
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splifner180
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Re: Porn is shit [Re: mr_kite]
#5858919 - 07/14/06 06:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Supercult.
splif
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barfightlard
tales of theinexpressible



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Re: Porn is shit [Re: mr_kite]
#5858947 - 07/14/06 06:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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cybrbeast
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Re: Porn is shit [Re: mr_kite]
#5859120 - 07/14/06 06:58 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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That's why I mostly watch lesbian porn. I don't want dicks in my screen. Oily lesbian orgy. MMMHhhmm..
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Newbie
User of semicolons.


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Re: Porn is shit [Re: grphish]
#5859285 - 07/14/06 07:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
grphish said:
loose clit beeing penetrated
Ouch
Edited by Newbie (07/14/06 07:26 PM)
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EmperorKuzco
somewhatfamiliar

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Re: Porn is shit [Re: Newbie]
#5859834 - 07/14/06 09:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah lesbian porn is the best. I can imagine myself right in the middle, like the meat in a really sexy sandwich.
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