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Re: Why use coffins? [Re: sprinkles]
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You'll fucking live forever, sprinkles. You're a goddamned beast.


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Re: Why use coffins? [Re: Advocate]
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I chose donate to science, but that's not exactly what I want to do, I guess it's science related.

I want to help train dogs to find dead bodies.

They leave you in like a remote forest or bury you in a shallow grave and then train dogs to find you.


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Re: Why use coffins? [Re: Advocate]
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I'll be dead so I don't give a crap what you do with my rotting corpse. I'd rather someone not spend a fortune on a coffin for me, why waste your money? I'll be really comfortable when I'm dead, good to know.

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Re: Why use coffins? [Re: Advocate]
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I once went to the Bodies exhibit at my local science museum and was kind of freaked out thinking that all those bodies were from people who had donated their bodies to science.

As much as I'd like to help advance scientific discovery, the inability to specify what type of study is being done to my remains is concerning. Ending up in a traveling exhibit completely flayed, posed like I'm kicking a soccer ball, isn't exactly how I would want my body used.

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Re: Why use coffins? [Re: Advocate] * 3
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Advocate said:
Seriously, what's the point of buying a coffin, especially really expensive ones? It's not like your body will be better protected from eventual decay



I want to be buried in a shallow grave in the woods so that in 20 or so
years someone stumbles across my remains and they have to open a full
blown murder investigation. I'll make sure they bury me with something
of my ex wife's so she'll be the primary suspect


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Re: Why use coffins? [Re: Advocate]
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I want to be eaten and then vomited back into a hole in the ground.

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Re: Why use coffins? [Re: Le_Canard]
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I wanna be cremated


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Re: Why use coffins? [Re: spixce]
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Cremation fux with the circle of life

I'm going to invent biodegradable coffins made of mycelium and be packed tight with brown rice flour & vermiculite for when I go and become the mushroom and be spread throughout the entire world as the world will one day be taken over by the mycelium.


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Re: Why use coffins? [Re: Advocate]
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Re: Why use coffins? [Re: 28064212]
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:rofl: Basically man

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Re: Why use coffins? [Re: Advocate]
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I want my ashes mixed into a pot of chili so that I can tear my ol lady's ass up one last time

:itwasgoodforme:

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Re: Why use coffins? [Re: Khii Khwaay] * 1
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Unless the deceased has a preneed or prearrangement, usually shit like expensive caskets and what-not are a result of vulnerable, and often guilty-feeling family members equating the opulence of the funeral with a gesture to themselves and everyone else as to how much they truly cared about the deceased.  After all, everyone will notice if the casket is cheap.  And what kind of child/sibling/parent/whatever would that make me if I didn't opt for the nice one as a final gesture?

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Re: Why use coffins? [Re: abltsandwich]
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I'd tell my family to save their money and sell all my shit, at least make my death somewhat helpful. :shrug:

"No, you guys must spend money on me even after I'm in the grave!" Sorry, lets get over ourselves for a minute. I ain't worth that much. :lol:

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Re: Why use coffins? [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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STAL, I don't need a coffin, I'm an immortal from hyperspace.


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Re: Why use coffins? [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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i want to be buried without a coffin and have a tree planted over my dead body.

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