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walmart. now sells caskets. LOL
    #11347320 - 10/29/09 08:43 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory?id=8939111

wtf.  so i just read that ol' wally world is now in the casket business.  and you can pay for them over a year with no interest!!  apparently this decision came after costco decided to start selling them.  this article i read doesn't say so, but my roommate said that costco is gonna have them on display in the store.  wtf.


"well we came here to get a 10pk of ketchup and a pallet of toilet paper...but then we saw this beautiful coffin!  who can pass up a deal!"  :lol:


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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: redHue]
    #11347336 - 10/29/09 08:45 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

sweet i wonder if they take refunds on caskets too.


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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: redHue]
    #11347337 - 10/29/09 08:45 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

i saw that on a commercial last night and could not stop laughing.


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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: aamon]
    #11347347 - 10/29/09 08:46 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

:ilold:


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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: Salomon]
    #11347363 - 10/29/09 08:49 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

i know they have a special on worthless souls for 5.99 for a dozen.


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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: subject]
    #11347370 - 10/29/09 08:50 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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sweet i wonder if they take refunds on caskets too.





to customer service:  "yeah i got this casket i wanna return...but i don't have a receipt, it was a gift.  turns out the gonorrhea was treatable..."  :lol::lol:


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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: redHue]
    #11347379 - 10/29/09 08:52 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

we all know what to get grandma for xmas


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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: aamon]
    #11347452 - 10/29/09 09:03 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

no one has any more coffin jokes? :sad:


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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: redHue]
    #11347506 - 10/29/09 09:10 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: aamon]
    #11347519 - 10/29/09 09:12 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

At first I find it funny but when you're the person buying a coffin, hell coffins for less.  Who gives a fuck.  They're dead.


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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11347520 - 10/29/09 09:12 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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Pretty nice casket, 10/28/2009
I picked one up to bury my cat in. Other than having room for about 100 cats, it worked well. Oh, had to dig a really big hole too, and that was rough on my back. But at least when my dog dies I can just open 'er up again and stick him in too.





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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: redHue]
    #11347526 - 10/29/09 09:13 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Meh, Costco has sold caskets for at least the past few years now.


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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #11347578 - 10/29/09 09:19 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

yeah?  guess i haven't stayed current on the casket market...


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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: redHue]
    #11347593 - 10/29/09 09:21 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

If you go to costco.com one of their sections at the top is labeled FUNERAL. Kinda hard to miss if you've ever been to their site.


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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #11347596 - 10/29/09 09:22 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

i wonder if you can get a styrofoam cooler casket for budget funerals


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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
    #11347619 - 10/29/09 09:24 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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At first I find it funny but when you're the person buying a coffin, hell coffins for less.  Who gives a fuck.  They're dead.




Agreed. I'd rather be cremated or shot into space- but if I'm getting buried, please make a cheap plain box.


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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: Doc_T]
    #11347664 - 10/29/09 09:30 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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At first I find it funny but when you're the person buying a coffin, hell coffins for less.  Who gives a fuck.  They're dead.




Agreed. I'd rather be cremated or shot into space- but if I'm getting buried, please make a cheap plain box.





i dont want a box... i want to be buried deep in the sand on a beach. so one day in the far future, when the sand is washed away, some kids will find my corpse and be like :omgz:


:awesome:


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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: Salomon]
    #11347680 - 10/29/09 09:32 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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FeedingMyDreams said:
At first I find it funny but when you're the person buying a coffin, hell coffins for less.  Who gives a fuck.  They're dead.




Agreed. I'd rather be cremated or shot into space- but if I'm getting buried, please make a cheap plain box.





i dont want a box... i want to be buried deep in the sand on a beach. so one day in the far future, when the sand is washed away, some kids will find my corpse and be like :omgz:


:awesome:




i just wanna be a Halloween ornament.


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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: elementswrath]
    #11347731 - 10/29/09 09:40 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I want the wide body coffin myself.


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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #11347764 - 10/29/09 09:43 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

i just want to be wrapped in plastic and then buried inside a walmart shopping cart


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