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 redHue
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 walmart. now sells caskets. LOL 
#11347320 - 10/29/09 08:43 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory?id=8939111
wtf. so i just read that ol' wally world is now in the casket business. and you can pay for them over a year with no interest!! apparently this decision came after costco decided to start selling them. this article i read doesn't say so, but my roommate said that costco is gonna have them on display in the store. wtf.
"well we came here to get a 10pk of ketchup and a pallet of toilet paper...but then we saw this beautiful coffin! who can pass up a deal!" 
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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: redHue]
#11347336 - 10/29/09 08:45 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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sweet i wonder if they take refunds on caskets too.
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aamon
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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: redHue]
#11347337 - 10/29/09 08:45 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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i saw that on a commercial last night and could not stop laughing.
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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: aamon]
#11347347 - 10/29/09 08:46 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: Salomon]
#11347363 - 10/29/09 08:49 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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i know they have a special on worthless souls for 5.99 for a dozen.
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redHue
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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: subject]
#11347370 - 10/29/09 08:50 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
subject said:
sweet i wonder if they take refunds on caskets too.
to customer service: "yeah i got this casket i wanna return...but i don't have a receipt, it was a gift. turns out the gonorrhea was treatable..."
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aamon
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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: redHue]
#11347379 - 10/29/09 08:52 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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we all know what to get grandma for xmas
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aamon
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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: aamon]
#11347452 - 10/29/09 09:03 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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no one has any more coffin jokes? 
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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: redHue]
#11347506 - 10/29/09 09:10 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: aamon]
#11347519 - 10/29/09 09:12 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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At first I find it funny but when you're the person buying a coffin, hell coffins for less. Who gives a fuck. They're dead.
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UnholyChild666
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Pretty nice casket, 10/28/2009
I picked one up to bury my cat in. Other than having room for about 100 cats, it worked well. Oh, had to dig a really big hole too, and that was rough on my back. But at least when my dog dies I can just open 'er up again and stick him in too.
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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: redHue]
#11347526 - 10/29/09 09:13 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Meh, Costco has sold caskets for at least the past few years now.
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redHue
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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: WakeboardrB]
#11347578 - 10/29/09 09:19 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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yeah? guess i haven't stayed current on the casket market...
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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: redHue]
#11347593 - 10/29/09 09:21 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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If you go to costco.com one of their sections at the top is labeled FUNERAL. Kinda hard to miss if you've ever been to their site.
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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: WakeboardrB]
#11347596 - 10/29/09 09:22 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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i wonder if you can get a styrofoam cooler casket for budget funerals
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Quote:
FeedingMyDreams said:
At first I find it funny but when you're the person buying a coffin, hell coffins for less. Who gives a fuck. They're dead.
Agreed. I'd rather be cremated or shot into space- but if I'm getting buried, please make a cheap plain box.
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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: Doc_T]
#11347664 - 10/29/09 09:30 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Doc_T said:
Quote:
FeedingMyDreams said:
At first I find it funny but when you're the person buying a coffin, hell coffins for less. Who gives a fuck. They're dead.
Agreed. I'd rather be cremated or shot into space- but if I'm getting buried, please make a cheap plain box.
i dont want a box... i want to be buried deep in the sand on a beach. so one day in the far future, when the sand is washed away, some kids will find my corpse and be like 
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Re: walmart. now sells caskets. LOL [Re: Salomon]
#11347680 - 10/29/09 09:32 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Salomon said:
Quote:
Doc_T said:
Quote:
FeedingMyDreams said:
At first I find it funny but when you're the person buying a coffin, hell coffins for less. Who gives a fuck. They're dead.
Agreed. I'd rather be cremated or shot into space- but if I'm getting buried, please make a cheap plain box.
i dont want a box... i want to be buried deep in the sand on a beach. so one day in the far future, when the sand is washed away, some kids will find my corpse and be like
i just wanna be a Halloween ornament.
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TrancedShroom
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I want the wide body coffin myself.
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i just want to be wrapped in plastic and then buried inside a walmart shopping cart
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