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How to Grow Mushroom Trees
    #1966368 - 09/30/03 04:27 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Umm, don't beat me please.. I was bitching about how newbies ask me about mushrooms seeds and stuff, and someone asked me how to grow the mushroom trees, so I made this tek. :laugh:


1. Dig a hole in the ground, 40 feet in diameter and Six Feet Under. Your Tool shoud be a snow shovel or else it wont work. And it has to be A Perfect Circle.

2. Slayer all the microscopic larvae within 100 yards of the perimeter. Make sure to give them good Death.

3. Iced the Earth for 6-6-6 weeks, using some Nine Inch Nails to stake down a tarp, and wetting it with some Aqua.

4. Obtain four-hundred and twenty mushroom seeds, and using a Blind Guardian, plow trenches in 77 parallel lines 1 millimeter apart. Place the seeds in the trenches.

5. Cover the hole with 200 gallons of Green Jelly. Eat Metallica until you are Pissing Razors all over it until it has reached the consistency of a Dream Theater.

6. Obtain a quart of CP 100x extract. The seeds should begin sprouting in a matter of days. Water them twice a day.

7. Listen to Opeth for six weeks. The MushroomHead should appear from the Down like an Emperor. In 400 years it will reach the full height and ready for cultivation.

8. Harvest the mushrooms in a Fear Factory as Alice in Chains puts them into a Cradle Of Filth for preparation. Dry them In Flames with Demons and Wizards overseeing the process. It they turn black, toss 'em, cause it's an Infected Mushroom.

9. Sit down in a field of Korn as you eat them and reach Nirvana. Try not to commit Deicide. Quoth the crackhead, "Nevermore!" 


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Re: How to Grow Mushroom Trees [Re: Shroomism]
    #1966384 - 09/30/03 04:33 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:lol: I can't believe you actually posted this, like I said last night your a crazy bastard:lol:


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Re: How to Grow Mushroom Trees [Re: John]
    #1966422 - 09/30/03 04:44 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I thought maybe this forum could use some humor  :ooo:


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Re: How to Grow Mushroom Trees [Re: Shroomism]
    #1966452 - 09/30/03 04:58 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

You forgot to say how to be sure you don't get an infected mushroom=]


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Re: How to Grow Mushroom Trees [Re: John]
    #1966930 - 09/30/03 07:34 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

and u totally skipped the whole "eye of newt, heart of toad" phase, itll never work w/out that


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Re: How to Grow Mushroom Trees [Re: MykeOfile]
    #1966985 - 09/30/03 07:54 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

and even then i think it would need to be blessed by MoonUnit Zappa :smirk: 


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Re: How to Grow Mushroom Trees [Re: deanofmean]
    #1967150 - 09/30/03 08:47 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

That's a killer tek!
I thing I'll use it for my next grow. Can you use it on any strain, or is it strain specific? (now, where did I put my snow shovel?)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: How to Grow Mushroom Trees [Re: Shroomism]
    #1967720 - 09/30/03 11:23 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

that tek is awesome d00d i wish i was leet like you. where can i buy some mushroom seeds?


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Re: How to Grow Mushroom Trees [Re: spud]
    #1968038 - 10/01/03 12:54 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I got some Mushroom tree seeds...

I'm not kidding, I really do...


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Re: How to Grow Mushroom Trees [Re: ISH]
    #1974743 - 10/03/03 01:35 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

mushr00m tree seeds are teh shit


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Re: How to Grow Mushroom Trees [Re: etard]
    #1975666 - 10/03/03 11:30 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

hey, i saw you mention Mushroomhead... good band man... the bass player worked at the mall right by me last yr, i use to see them live with like 100 people.... they are from my home town :smile:


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Re: How to Grow Mushroom Trees [Re: Shroomism]
    #1976222 - 10/03/03 02:25 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Out of curiosity... Have you ever tried Xenomorph or Dark Soho, or something of the kind?


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Re: How to Grow Mushroom Trees [Re: RunDMT]
    #1976411 - 10/03/03 03:21 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

remember, it need cycles of mad flourecent clear light!


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Re: How to Grow Mushroom Trees [Re: BatFly]
    #1976424 - 10/03/03 03:25 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Xenomorph sounds vaugely familiar..


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Re: How to Grow Mushroom Trees [Re: Shroomism]
    #1976569 - 10/03/03 04:21 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I've just been curious to see how a true metal freak would respond to those. ICQ = 162450807, and MSN mr_miraculix@hotmail.com if you're interested in guinea piggin'. :thumbup: 


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Re: How to Grow Mushroom Trees [Re: RunDMT]
    #1979908 - 10/04/03 11:03 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

air exchange.....if you dont supply air exchange the mushroom tree will start to shoot off lightning bolts....


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Re: How to Grow Mushroom Trees [Re: Hanky]
    #1982372 - 10/05/03 10:53 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

the trees are sensetive to air vibrations. Dr. Anonymousse found that sonifying the specimen with Prefuse 73 ,Autechre and Growling Mad Scientist for 12hr/12hr cycle gave 4.57% higher magic content in the mushroom trees than did Shpongle and Chi ad, however these results were far higher than the control group, kept in sonic isolation, which yielded 34.7kg magic per every 56.8kg tree mass.

Dr. Anonymousse et al. "Biochemica Psychadelia, vol.192477632" (1983)

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Re: How to Grow Mushroom Trees [Re: doktor_alternate]
    #1983105 - 10/06/03 04:59 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

mang ur link dint work wtf? i herd bout shromm seeds 2 bt wat is ths mussroom trre sHIT?
BTW AUTechre roxxor!!!!


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Re: How to Grow Mushroom Trees [Re: Shroomism]
    #11471676 - 11/17/09 03:51 AM (7 years, 19 days ago)

Green jelly f*#^@n rock....
And Infected Mushroom  are the shit!
I thought i might add!!


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Re: How to Grow Mushroom Trees [Re: lifebreaks]
    #11471904 - 11/17/09 05:27 AM (7 years, 19 days ago)

Thanks for bumping this.

I have been using this tek for about 5 years now, with great results.

I substitute the metal and alternative type drivel for high quality polka and pretty much follow the rest of the tek word for word.


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