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Man Steals Puppies By Shoving Them Down His Pants
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A family is less suspicious than a guy prowling the puppy cribs by himself, and this man happened to be shopping with a couple and a toddler. “I mean, you come here to steal a dog with a kid, that’s insane,” observed the employee on duty at the time.

Of course, a store full of tiny, wriggling $800 bundles of cuteness has surveillance cameras, and the theft was caught on tape. Not after the family got away with the two pups.

http://consumerist.com/2013/08/12/man-steals-puppies-by-shoving-them-down-his-pants/LMMF in'Ass off...:dog: . . . :peace:


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Re: Man Steals Puppies By Shoving Them Down His Pants [Re: vinsue]
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Did he make hot dogs afterwords?


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Re: Man Steals Puppies By Shoving Them Down His Pants [Re: Synthe]
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I wonder if they were :smilingpuppy: about it afterwards


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Re: Man Steals Puppies By Shoving Them Down His Pants [Re: rulesq]
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My buddy put a boa constrictor in his pants and stole it.

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Re: Man Steals Puppies By Shoving Them Down His Pants [Re: rulesq]
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Man there's been some reeeeally fucked up headlines on this website, but stealing puppies? :awedisgust:


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Re: Man Steals Puppies By Shoving Them Down His Pants [Re: vinsue]
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I'm actually surprised by how often this happens.. :lol:


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Re: Man Steals Puppies By Shoving Them Down His Pants [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
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LuSiD enthusiast said:
Man there's been some reeeeally fucked up headlines on this website, but stealing puppies? :awedisgust:



$800 for a puppy?




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Re: Man Steals Puppies By Shoving Them Down His Pants [Re: vinsue] * 1
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doggy daycare.... :peace:


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Re: Man Steals Puppies By Shoving Them Down His Pants [Re: vinsue]
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Me and my friends use'd to do that with hermit crabs back in highschool.
We let a couple loose one night in another one of our buddies houses while his family was gone because we knew a door that was always open, and a couple days later in the middle of the night he calls or texts me saying he heard something scratching at his door... It was a hermit crab :lol:


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This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
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Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
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Re: Man Steals Puppies By Shoving Them Down His Pants [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
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Very brave to stick animals with pincers down your pants.. lol


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Man Steals Puppies By Shoving Them Down His Pants [Re: Shroomslip]
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We put em in our pockets... But still pretty close :crazy2:


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Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
:mushroom2::rainbowdrink:
This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
:twirlyface:

If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
(<3);}

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