CMACD said:

what's "leftysurprise" mean? I think it's cool, cause if I was a boxer, I'd want to develop a quick devastating left hook, and have my nickname be "leftysurprise" cause it will be like

"just when you thought you had it won, LEFTYSURPRISE"


and he will be knocked the fuck out, teeth ripped out with his mouthguard, broken jaw, broken orbital bone, concussion, crying, etc...

Sorry.

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haha, thats quite a rant you had there

actually its an old nickname i was given because i lost my right testicle to cancer. SURPRISE!

and actually, i do have a pretty mean left hook. i grew up right handed, but for the past 5 years or so ive been training myself to be as ambidextreous as possible. my right arm and leg are still a little more powerful, but im closing that gap.

Omni said:

so you only have one nut

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NewbieShroomie said:

I saw a bumper sticker once that said, "You shouldn't steal, the government hates competition." 

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