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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7821291 - 01/01/08 07:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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I don't understand why you would throw them away. :shrug:





because i get them for free.  :grin:


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Siekoaktiv]
    #7821365 - 01/01/08 07:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

first off i cant believe that fukin old bitch went out of her way to rat you out. second i just want to say wal-mart can eat a bowl of diks. Ok so this one time i bout this shitty cheap ass-pair of sandals from this 1 big ass chain store and they were pretty good for only like $5. but any way i was at this store again bout 2 weeks later gettin some groceries and i fukkin tripped over this carpet that was fuked up cause some under paid r tard didn't feel like layin it out right and ripped 1 of the sandals in 2 pieces, so im standing there thinkin "o this is just fukin great now gotta get a new pair". so i went back to look at another pair and im all like fuk it these bitches o me some new sandals so i put the new ones on left the old ones there and went about my business wearing the new pair which by the way are like new and its been over 4yrs.


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: KuntJoose]
    #7821420 - 01/01/08 07:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I used to do something similar to that regarding shoes. Buying a pair of really cheap shoes and going to a shoestore (not in a shopping mall) when it was busy. Find some shoes I liked and exchange them, walking out with the fresh ones on my feet. I haven't done that in years though.

i must note, the shoes were made by underpaid children in china, they should not capitalize on cheap labor.


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
    #7821529 - 01/01/08 08:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You do realize you're just looking for any means necessary to justify your kleptomaniacal ways, right?


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
    #7821551 - 01/01/08 08:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You got away? damn, ..im sure if i would have tried that i would have been fucked.


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #7821569 - 01/01/08 08:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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You do realize you're just looking for any means necessary to justify your kleptomaniacal ways, right?




i use to do the same thing when i stole. it's a very had habit to break. im not sure how i even stopped. i guess i stocked up on things and didn't need anything for a while and then decided that i didn't want a criminal record.


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7822567 - 01/02/08 03:56 AM (16 years, 30 days ago)

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That's one way to really fuck things up, in ones life.





I couldnt imagine spending a year on probation for a $10 difference in price, not
to mention the fines and supervision fees, it'll rack up a grand in that year




when youre skint 10 bucks is as good as a thousand


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Ego Death]
    #7823547 - 01/02/08 12:17 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

i stole a young girls heart in the heat of the moment.


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Baeosistine]
    #7823554 - 01/02/08 12:19 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

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Imagine if you had got caught

"What did you get done for?"
"I stole a bottle of whiskey"
"Hey well at least you got a free drink out of it lol"
"Erm no I actually paid $12 for it"
"So what you actually stole was JD's trademark markup"
"Yeah it tasted good :rolleyes:"





BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA!


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7824001 - 01/02/08 02:44 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

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DiabloSmurf said:
That's one way to really fuck things up, in ones life.





I couldnt imagine spending a year on probation for a $10 difference in price, not
to mention the fines and supervision fees, it'll rack up a grand in that year



QFT
id rather cap sum bud with that money :smile:
stealing is fucked up


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Brainiac]
    #7824116 - 01/02/08 03:15 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

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it was $3.50 deodorant. I would expect them to do nothing more than to make me pay for it, and ban me from the store.

I just see calling the cops on some one over $3.50 as kind of silly. If derx got away with buying double-the-price whiskey that is...

He got off so easy...




so was it you or your friend?  :wink:

i use to steal just about all my personal hygiene supplies.  i haven't paid for razors in over two years along with many other personal hygiene supplies.  i still have a bunch of razors left too.  and i have other supplies left.  the grocery store i stole from now has cameras everywhere in it.




:lol: it was actually my friend.

I just buy a pack of disposable razors, and reuse them. I'm still using the same razor out of the pack of four that i bought whenever the summer started. I don't understand why you would throw them away. :shrug:

so that saved me some money on razors.




To get them to last longer, use a blow dryer to dry them off.




I'll have to try that.  My beard is really tough.  Usually after one use the damn thing is ruined.


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Cowgold]
    #7824135 - 01/02/08 03:22 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

The trick is to steal from women and drug dealers.


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: d33p]
    #7824138 - 01/02/08 03:24 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

Fuck stealing from drug dealers, that's shady. I'd steal from wal-mart any day before I stole from a drug dealer.


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Cowgold]
    #7824139 - 01/02/08 03:24 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

sometimes when i buy fish at walmart, they forget to check how many are in the bag and only charge me for one.


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
    #7824188 - 01/02/08 03:39 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

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I was at a commercial grocery store and decided it would be clever to put an expensive bottle of jack daniels inside of this box that cheaper whiskey comes in. JD=$22/5th, evan williams=$12/5th.






$22 is expensive? fuck, for all of that trouble you should have tried to snag something a little more expensive.....

but hey, on the bright side, you tipped the manager $12 for something you didnt even get. lol


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    #7824271 - 01/02/08 04:05 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: OneRainyWish]
    #7824521 - 01/02/08 05:38 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

nothing like a good run from the cops to get your blood going :smile: ive had a few of those nights in my younger years.  :runaway:


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Ego Death]
    #7824561 - 01/02/08 05:51 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

Just read the first page... some people need to chill the fuck out. We all do stupid shit now and then. Even after you "grow up". I've always been too pussy to steal from stores, but I find it hilarious when I have a steal-a-holic accomplice I'm hanging out with that steals $20 worth of candy every corner store I step into with him/her/it/SWIM LoLski

I've never really felt bad for corp.z that get ripped from shoplifters. I don't really feel bad for people that have to pay 1.03 now instead of 1.00 because .03(probably even less) of the chocolate bars at the store get stolen on average, either. (shitty example, I know)

"IT'S A WRITE OFF" - Best life saying, LoLski!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Sorry.

EDIT: but yeah, in the end, getting caught shoplifting is shitty, embarrassing, and will fuck you with a criminal record for the rest of your life. It's not worth it, unless you have a fool-proof way(which I don't believe exists).


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: CMACD]
    #7824575 - 01/02/08 05:53 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

stealing from walmart just isnt fun anymore. its not even a challenge. :shrug:


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7824594 - 01/02/08 05:59 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

what's "leftysurprise" mean? I think it's cool, cause if I was a boxer, I'd want to develop a quick devastating left hook, and have my nickname be "leftysurprise" cause it will be like

"just when you thought you had it won, LEFTYSURPRISE"


and he will be knocked the fuck out, teeth ripped out with his mouthguard, broken jaw, broken orbital bone, concussion, crying, etc...

Sorry.


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