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so i got caught stealing last night
#7819937 - 01/01/08 12:44 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was at a commercial grocery store and decided it would be clever to put an expensive bottle of jack daniels inside of this box that cheaper whiskey comes in. JD=$22/5th, evan williams=$12/5th.
So I put the jack in the box and go to cash out. I see the big shit of the store start running down to the U-scans(god i fucking hate these things) and he waits near the cashier running them. After I pay for my whiskey, he comes up to me and asks to look inside of the box. He opens it and finds the expensive liquer inside. A lady standing next to him said she watched me do it and they told me to follow them. I'm thinking to myself "holy fucking shit, these people are gonna call the police and try to make me pay 10x the value" The manager tells me to come with him, they have to take me in the room. I say "ok ok" and take 4 steps, norepinephrine kicks in and I just start running like a trackstar. I ran to the automatic doors and was like "fuck, dont have time for this" and pushed them open so hard, they slammed behind me and I just high tailed it all the way out of the parking lot and down the road, where I had a friend pick me up.
Wow, that was scary.
anyone ever have any close calls with getting caught trying to steal from the man?
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7819946 - 01/01/08 12:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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That's pretty dumb, what man were you trying to steal from?
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7819949 - 01/01/08 12:48 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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better luck next time on your attempts to be jailed, maybe soon you'll get into holding up liquor stores
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7819950 - 01/01/08 12:48 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Im pretty sure they have you on camera, don't steal shit man.. That's one way to really fuck things up, in ones life.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7819953 - 01/01/08 12:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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All i have to say is,
Perty stupid.
Just remember that honest people are paying for people that steal. If there wasnt so much theft, things wouldnt be so damn expensive in the first place. Someone has to account for what goes missing and unfortunatly its honest hard working individuals that make up the loss's of theft
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7819960 - 01/01/08 12:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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yah, at kmart lol. i took like 10 cds and apparently some bitch saw me stash em outside in the garden section by the fence and tried to detain me but i was running through isles jukin' out the employees. As soon as i got out of the store i already heard cop sirens coming so i just went and hid in the parking garage of a abandoned building. good times though defintely an adreneline rush.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: S4mm1ch]
#7819977 - 01/01/08 12:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Imagine if you had got caught
"What did you get done for?" "I stole a bottle of whiskey" "Hey well at least you got a free drink out of it lol" "Erm no I actually paid $12 for it" "So what you actually stole was JD's trademark markup" "Yeah it tasted good "
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: DiabloSmurf]
#7819979 - 01/01/08 12:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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DiabloSmurf said: That's one way to really fuck things up, in ones life.
I couldnt imagine spending a year on probation for a $10 difference in price, not to mention the fines and supervision fees, it'll rack up a grand in that year
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7819982 - 01/01/08 12:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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that was fucking dumb. you didn't have 10 extra bucks?
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Prisoner#1]
#7819984 - 01/01/08 12:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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i totally agree. It was one of the most stupid things I've ever done. I'm glad I had a get out of jail free card. I learned my lesson. I've never been into theft, per say, just scamming big corporations. Either way, I'm done.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7819998 - 01/01/08 01:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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stealing alcohol gets dumb after you're 17 and start meeting people with fake ID's
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7820000 - 01/01/08 01:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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maybe if you didn't have that scary-ass avatar karma would have awarded you a 'get a free bottle of jack on the house' card.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7820001 - 01/01/08 01:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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next time just go get a fucking 12 pack of steel reserve.
lol people who can only afford cheap alcohol suck.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: StonedShroom]
#7820030 - 01/01/08 01:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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when I was 17 I turned into a clepto for a little while I would steal from the rich(wal mart,target, best buy) and give to the poor (me)! Despite the 200 cameras, I found my way around each store.. One time I jammed 5-10 dvd's down my pants, went to the bathroom, took just the cd's out, and threw away the boxes in the garbage! I was sneaky because I got away all the time! except this one time at pathmark After getting caught, and turning 18, I completely stopped stealing.But during that year, I ended stealing over 2000 dollars in merchandise!
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7820043 - 01/01/08 01:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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haha lucky they didnt catch you. When I stole from some store, they waited tell i got out of the store then stopped me, when they asked me to check my bookbag I took off but they grabbed me and pinned me down... ironically enough they broke my cross which I had on my keychain.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: LuNaTiX]
#7820085 - 01/01/08 01:35 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Back a few years ago. We would just go into the store with big ass coats on and this kid i know. He was giant. You would think hes 21. He wore shades and a hat. Filled up a cart. Then put shit in his coat. Just alcohol. Worked everytime. He just left the cart in the isle. There wssa like 4 of us. ANd we all did it at the same time. One time This kid got caught. But he got let go. And we all still got to drink. BUt i wouldnt do that shit anymore.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: smokeydablunt]
#7820099 - 01/01/08 01:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah, it's not worth it, im lucky I got off with just writing some essay about the effect of shoplifting on a business.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: smokeydablunt]
#7820107 - 01/01/08 01:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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when i was a kid i stuck a couple bottles of vodka inside a cheap crock pot box took it through the regular cashier because i thought the weight might set off alarms at the u-scans. anyways, the chick at the register opened it up to check and found the booze. i was like..."uh..not mine. can i go grab another crock pot?"
didn't even give her time to respond before i was out the door.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: StonedShroom]
#7820111 - 01/01/08 01:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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By the time you get done paying fines, it would have been cheaper to buy it.
Thats a real good way to fight the man...
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Brainiac]
#7820164 - 01/01/08 01:56 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Theres a lot of hate here, frankly I don't give a shit if you steal from a shop.
I stole a burger once from a burger shop. Just ordered it - he put it on the table and I just walked out with it. Not because I couldn't afford but because it was funny and a buzz.
The cops here don't do anything about shoplifting unless its over $150 worth.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7820184 - 01/01/08 02:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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lol, bad ass.
i use to steal expensive items from this one store. i would cut small holes in the boxes, pull out the metal detector strips, take the item out into the garden area, throw it over the fence, go back inside, buy something cheap, then walk right around and collect my goods. i would sell them on amazon. i profited around $3000 in a short period of time stealing from just this one store.
but anyways, one time im missed a metal detector strip, the alarm went off, i tossed everything under a bench with plants on it. i pretended like i was look at shovels. i looked inside to see if the coast was clear and i see some customers that were just outside talking to an employee and kindof pointing to the bench. i jumped the fence and ran. never went there.
i haven't stolen anything in a while and i dont plan to. stop while your ahead.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7820215 - 01/01/08 02:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7820278 - 01/01/08 02:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Did you leave your Kroger Plus Card at home or something?
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: RipVanWinkle]
#7820347 - 01/01/08 03:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Only place a ever steal from is those cheap dollar stores.Go in with nothing, come out with 100 lighters.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Ego Death]
#7820422 - 01/01/08 03:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lol i got caught for that before as well. But that was before i learned how to do it right. . I can get free bottles all day
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7820622 - 01/01/08 04:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I have a friend that got the cops called on him because he stole deodorant from a grocery store.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7820667 - 01/01/08 04:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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derx said: I was at a commercial grocery store and decided it would be clever to put an expensive bottle of jack daniels inside of this box that cheaper whiskey comes in. JD=$22/5th, evan williams=$12/5th.
That's a good idea, I'm gonna have to try that sometime.
I bet if you wouldn't have ran they would have just made you pay the difference, depending on much of an asshole the dude was.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: RobMarley420]
#7820696 - 01/01/08 04:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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hey, it worked the 6 times previously. I think the only reason i got caught this time was because I wasn't doing my normal shopping routine. I was just grabbing the liquer and especially on NYE. They were watching the liquer aisle like hawks.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: dr_gonz]
#7820705 - 01/01/08 04:44 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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dr_gonz said: what did u expect them to do?
it was $3.50 deodorant. I would expect them to do nothing more than to make me pay for it, and ban me from the store.
I just see calling the cops on some one over $3.50 as kind of silly. If derx got away with buying double-the-price whiskey that is...
He got off so easy...
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: dr_gonz]
#7820707 - 01/01/08 04:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm pretty sure most companies would charge as much $$ for an item as they could get away with, regardless of shoplifters or not.
I don't have any moral issues with people who steal from big businesses.. you know the big businesses are fucking over tons of people, nickel and diming workers, etc. etc. You can say "theyre doing that because they lose money from shoplifters" but that would be pretty naive of you.
That said, I think it's fucking retarded to steal because it's so easy to get caught on camera, and just wouldn't be worth it if you get convicted. Then for the rest of your life, or for the next decade atleast you have to tell people youre a thief when filling out applications or whatever.
However, I've stolen a few things when I was in junior high and highschool and thought it was quite a rush. I stuck a bottle of EZ Cheese down my sleeve once on a stupid impulse.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Grav]
#7820719 - 01/01/08 04:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Grav said:
I don't have any moral issues with people who steal from big businesses.. you know the big businesses are fucking over tons of people, nickel and diming workers, etc. etc.
thats exactly how I feel and why I didn't feel bad about doing it. It's the large corporations that take advantage of the working class to make the big execs rich. Welcome to America.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7820742 - 01/01/08 04:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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yea, still no reason to fuck up your life though.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Ego Death]
#7820752 - 01/01/08 04:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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ah psh... one of the great things about this is looking back on it knowing you got away.
Now don't do it again lol
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Drewwyann]
#7820784 - 01/01/08 05:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Drewwyann said: it was $3.50 deodorant. I would expect them to do nothing more than to make me pay for it, and ban me from the store.
I just see calling the cops on some one over $3.50 as kind of silly. If derx got away with buying double-the-price whiskey that is...
He got off so easy...
so was it you or your friend? 
i use to steal just about all my personal hygiene supplies. i haven't paid for razors in over two years along with many other personal hygiene supplies. i still have a bunch of razors left too. and i have other supplies left. the grocery store i stole from now has cameras everywhere in it.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: LayYouIn]
#7820841 - 01/01/08 05:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Stealing clothes is the easiest, you just go into the dressing room, put them on and walk out.
Not that I've ever done this.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: LayYouIn]
#7820869 - 01/01/08 05:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Drewwyann said: it was $3.50 deodorant. I would expect them to do nothing more than to make me pay for it, and ban me from the store.
I just see calling the cops on some one over $3.50 as kind of silly. If derx got away with buying double-the-price whiskey that is...
He got off so easy...
so was it you or your friend? 
i use to steal just about all my personal hygiene supplies. i haven't paid for razors in over two years along with many other personal hygiene supplies. i still have a bunch of razors left too. and i have other supplies left. the grocery store i stole from now has cameras everywhere in it.
it was actually my friend.
I just buy a pack of disposable razors, and reuse them. I'm still using the same razor out of the pack of four that i bought whenever the summer started. I don't understand why you would throw them away. 
so that saved me some money on razors.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Drewwyann]
#7820986 - 01/01/08 06:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Drewwyann said:
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LayYouIn said:
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Drewwyann said: it was $3.50 deodorant. I would expect them to do nothing more than to make me pay for it, and ban me from the store.
I just see calling the cops on some one over $3.50 as kind of silly. If derx got away with buying double-the-price whiskey that is...
He got off so easy...
so was it you or your friend? 
i use to steal just about all my personal hygiene supplies. i haven't paid for razors in over two years along with many other personal hygiene supplies. i still have a bunch of razors left too. and i have other supplies left. the grocery store i stole from now has cameras everywhere in it.
it was actually my friend.
I just buy a pack of disposable razors, and reuse them. I'm still using the same razor out of the pack of four that i bought whenever the summer started. I don't understand why you would throw them away. 
so that saved me some money on razors.
To get them to last longer, use a blow dryer to dry them off.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Brainiac]
#7821210 - 01/01/08 07:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Same thing happened to me, Derx. Of course, this was when I was under 21 and couldn't buy booze.
I had a handle of vodka stuffed into my pants. I was wearing a big jacket, headphones, and a beanie and walked right past a huge ass security guard while leaving the store, without buying anything. He caught my eye and I got a really bad feeling. While I was walking toward the door to leave I saw him following me in the reflection of the glass. He was big, but middle aged and not athletic looking at all.
I knew what I had to do.
I walked past somebody coming in and took the handle out of my pants and bolted across the parking lot and down the street with the bottle in hand. I found a nice little hiding spot in the bushes behind a friend's house a couple hundred yards away and hid out for about 1/2 hour.
These bushes were on the main road so cars were zooming by. It was dark and I was trying to call my friend, trying to explain where I was while shielding the backlit glow of my telephone and speaking in whispers. He came by and picked me up. He told me two cop cars were in the grocery store parking lot when he drove by.
It took a couple hours before I finally settled down. It's a good thing I held on to the booze. It really took the edge off. I was pretty shaken and pumped up.
I haven't really stolen anything since then, and that was about 3 years ago. Scared strait
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: TODAY]
#7821255 - 01/01/08 07:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Never stolen anything except petty things, like lighters... and when I was younger, I tried stealing some HBMG seeds. I got away with it (of course, it wasn't really hard), but I didn't eat enough to get any effect... good thing anyway, I was too young for psychedelics.
I do have a friend who, a few years ago, stuffed a can of whipped cream into his pants, went into the bathroom, and inhaled the Nitrous from the whole can in just a few breaths...
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Drewwyann]
#7821291 - 01/01/08 07:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Drewwyann said: I don't understand why you would throw them away. 
because i get them for free.
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KuntJoose




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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Siekoaktiv]
#7821365 - 01/01/08 07:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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first off i cant believe that fukin old bitch went out of her way to rat you out. second i just want to say wal-mart can eat a bowl of diks. Ok so this one time i bout this shitty cheap ass-pair of sandals from this 1 big ass chain store and they were pretty good for only like $5. but any way i was at this store again bout 2 weeks later gettin some groceries and i fukkin tripped over this carpet that was fuked up cause some under paid r tard didn't feel like layin it out right and ripped 1 of the sandals in 2 pieces, so im standing there thinkin "o this is just fukin great now gotta get a new pair". so i went back to look at another pair and im all like fuk it these bitches o me some new sandals so i put the new ones on left the old ones there and went about my business wearing the new pair which by the way are like new and its been over 4yrs.
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derx
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: KuntJoose]
#7821420 - 01/01/08 07:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I used to do something similar to that regarding shoes. Buying a pair of really cheap shoes and going to a shoestore (not in a shopping mall) when it was busy. Find some shoes I liked and exchange them, walking out with the fresh ones on my feet. I haven't done that in years though.
i must note, the shoes were made by underpaid children in china, they should not capitalize on cheap labor.
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Madtowntripper
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7821529 - 01/01/08 08:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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You do realize you're just looking for any means necessary to justify your kleptomaniacal ways, right?
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Skunk420



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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7821551 - 01/01/08 08:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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You got away? damn, ..im sure if i would have tried that i would have been fucked.
Edited by Skunk420 (01/01/08 08:42 PM)
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LayYouIn
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Madtowntripper]
#7821569 - 01/01/08 08:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Madtowntripper said: You do realize you're just looking for any means necessary to justify your kleptomaniacal ways, right?
i use to do the same thing when i stole. it's a very had habit to break. im not sure how i even stopped. i guess i stocked up on things and didn't need anything for a while and then decided that i didn't want a criminal record.
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alphabeatu
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Prisoner#1]
#7822567 - 01/02/08 03:56 AM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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DiabloSmurf said: That's one way to really fuck things up, in ones life.
I couldnt imagine spending a year on probation for a $10 difference in price, not to mention the fines and supervision fees, it'll rack up a grand in that year
when youre skint 10 bucks is as good as a thousand
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justin340
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Ego Death]
#7823547 - 01/02/08 12:17 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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i stole a young girls heart in the heat of the moment.
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sui
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Baeosistine]
#7823554 - 01/02/08 12:19 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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Baeosistine said: Imagine if you had got caught
"What did you get done for?" "I stole a bottle of whiskey" "Hey well at least you got a free drink out of it lol" "Erm no I actually paid $12 for it" "So what you actually stole was JD's trademark markup" "Yeah it tasted good "
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA!
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xpl0de
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Prisoner#1]
#7824001 - 01/02/08 02:44 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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DiabloSmurf said: That's one way to really fuck things up, in ones life.
I couldnt imagine spending a year on probation for a $10 difference in price, not to mention the fines and supervision fees, it'll rack up a grand in that year
QFT id rather cap sum bud with that money  stealing is fucked up
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Cowgold
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Brainiac]
#7824116 - 01/02/08 03:15 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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Drewwyann said:
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LayYouIn said:
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Drewwyann said: it was $3.50 deodorant. I would expect them to do nothing more than to make me pay for it, and ban me from the store.
I just see calling the cops on some one over $3.50 as kind of silly. If derx got away with buying double-the-price whiskey that is...
He got off so easy...
so was it you or your friend? 
i use to steal just about all my personal hygiene supplies. i haven't paid for razors in over two years along with many other personal hygiene supplies. i still have a bunch of razors left too. and i have other supplies left. the grocery store i stole from now has cameras everywhere in it.
it was actually my friend.
I just buy a pack of disposable razors, and reuse them. I'm still using the same razor out of the pack of four that i bought whenever the summer started. I don't understand why you would throw them away. 
so that saved me some money on razors.
To get them to last longer, use a blow dryer to dry them off.
I'll have to try that. My beard is really tough. Usually after one use the damn thing is ruined.
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d33p
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Cowgold]
#7824135 - 01/02/08 03:22 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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The trick is to steal from women and drug dealers.
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RobMarley420
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: d33p]
#7824138 - 01/02/08 03:24 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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Fuck stealing from drug dealers, that's shady. I'd steal from wal-mart any day before I stole from a drug dealer.
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Mitchnast
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Cowgold]
#7824139 - 01/02/08 03:24 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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sometimes when i buy fish at walmart, they forget to check how many are in the bag and only charge me for one.
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LeftyBurnz
Mr. I Eat Butthole



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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7824188 - 01/02/08 03:39 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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derx said: I was at a commercial grocery store and decided it would be clever to put an expensive bottle of jack daniels inside of this box that cheaper whiskey comes in. JD=$22/5th, evan williams=$12/5th.
$22 is expensive? fuck, for all of that trouble you should have tried to snag something a little more expensive.....
but hey, on the bright side, you tipped the manager $12 for something you didnt even get. lol
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OneRainyWish
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night *DELETED* [Re: Mitchnast]
#7824271 - 01/02/08 04:05 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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LeftyBurnz
Mr. I Eat Butthole



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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: OneRainyWish]
#7824521 - 01/02/08 05:38 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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nothing like a good run from the cops to get your blood going ive had a few of those nights in my younger years.
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CMACD
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Ego Death]
#7824561 - 01/02/08 05:51 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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Just read the first page... some people need to chill the fuck out. We all do stupid shit now and then. Even after you "grow up". I've always been too pussy to steal from stores, but I find it hilarious when I have a steal-a-holic accomplice I'm hanging out with that steals $20 worth of candy every corner store I step into with him/her/it/SWIM LoLski
I've never really felt bad for corp.z that get ripped from shoplifters. I don't really feel bad for people that have to pay 1.03 now instead of 1.00 because .03(probably even less) of the chocolate bars at the store get stolen on average, either. (shitty example, I know)
"IT'S A WRITE OFF" - Best life saying, LoLski!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Sorry.
EDIT: but yeah, in the end, getting caught shoplifting is shitty, embarrassing, and will fuck you with a criminal record for the rest of your life. It's not worth it, unless you have a fool-proof way(which I don't believe exists).
Edited by CMACD (01/02/08 05:53 PM)
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LeftyBurnz
Mr. I Eat Butthole



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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: CMACD]
#7824575 - 01/02/08 05:53 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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stealing from walmart just isnt fun anymore. its not even a challenge.
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CMACD
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7824594 - 01/02/08 05:59 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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what's "leftysurprise" mean? I think it's cool, cause if I was a boxer, I'd want to develop a quick devastating left hook, and have my nickname be "leftysurprise" cause it will be like
"just when you thought you had it won, LEFTYSURPRISE"
and he will be knocked the fuck out, teeth ripped out with his mouthguard, broken jaw, broken orbital bone, concussion, crying, etc...
Sorry.
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LeftyBurnz
Mr. I Eat Butthole



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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: CMACD]
#7824715 - 01/02/08 06:25 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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CMACD said: what's "leftysurprise" mean? I think it's cool, cause if I was a boxer, I'd want to develop a quick devastating left hook, and have my nickname be "leftysurprise" cause it will be like
"just when you thought you had it won, LEFTYSURPRISE"
and he will be knocked the fuck out, teeth ripped out with his mouthguard, broken jaw, broken orbital bone, concussion, crying, etc...
Sorry.
haha, thats quite a rant you had there 
actually its an old nickname i was given because i lost my right testicle to cancer. SURPRISE!
and actually, i do have a pretty mean left hook. i grew up right handed, but for the past 5 years or so ive been training myself to be as ambidextreous as possible. my right arm and leg are still a little more powerful, but im closing that gap.
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Robo
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7824805 - 01/02/08 06:40 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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so you only have one nut
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RobMarley420
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Robo]
#7826150 - 01/03/08 01:03 AM (16 years, 29 days ago) |
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I know a guy who only has one nut because he litteraly busted the other one trying to grind a hand-rail on rollerblades. Ouch.
Back on the topic of stealing... I used to steal fireworks from the fireworks stands when I was a kid, other than that I never did much shoplifting. I did get caught stealing a box of Coricidon when I was 16 though.
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Oracle Of Delphi
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: RobMarley420]
#7826526 - 01/03/08 06:51 AM (16 years, 29 days ago) |
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You should only steal from your employer.
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Newbie
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I saw a bumper sticker once that said, "You shouldn't steal, the government hates competition."
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LeftyBurnz
Mr. I Eat Butthole



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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Robo]
#7828547 - 01/03/08 06:00 PM (16 years, 29 days ago) |
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Omni said: so you only have one nut
that is correct.
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LeftyBurnz
Mr. I Eat Butthole



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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Newbie]
#7828557 - 01/03/08 06:02 PM (16 years, 29 days ago) |
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NewbieShroomie said: I saw a bumper sticker once that said, "You shouldn't steal, the government hates competition."
i had one of those. until the sun bleached the letters off.
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