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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7820184 - 01/01/08 02:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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lol, bad ass.
i use to steal expensive items from this one store. i would cut small holes in the boxes, pull out the metal detector strips, take the item out into the garden area, throw it over the fence, go back inside, buy something cheap, then walk right around and collect my goods. i would sell them on amazon. i profited around $3000 in a short period of time stealing from just this one store.
but anyways, one time im missed a metal detector strip, the alarm went off, i tossed everything under a bench with plants on it. i pretended like i was look at shovels. i looked inside to see if the coast was clear and i see some customers that were just outside talking to an employee and kindof pointing to the bench. i jumped the fence and ran. never went there.
i haven't stolen anything in a while and i dont plan to. stop while your ahead.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7820215 - 01/01/08 02:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7820278 - 01/01/08 02:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Did you leave your Kroger Plus Card at home or something?
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: RipVanWinkle]
#7820347 - 01/01/08 03:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Only place a ever steal from is those cheap dollar stores.Go in with nothing, come out with 100 lighters.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Ego Death]
#7820422 - 01/01/08 03:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lol i got caught for that before as well. But that was before i learned how to do it right. . I can get free bottles all day
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7820622 - 01/01/08 04:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I have a friend that got the cops called on him because he stole deodorant from a grocery store.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7820667 - 01/01/08 04:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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derx said: I was at a commercial grocery store and decided it would be clever to put an expensive bottle of jack daniels inside of this box that cheaper whiskey comes in. JD=$22/5th, evan williams=$12/5th.
That's a good idea, I'm gonna have to try that sometime.
I bet if you wouldn't have ran they would have just made you pay the difference, depending on much of an asshole the dude was.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: RobMarley420]
#7820696 - 01/01/08 04:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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hey, it worked the 6 times previously. I think the only reason i got caught this time was because I wasn't doing my normal shopping routine. I was just grabbing the liquer and especially on NYE. They were watching the liquer aisle like hawks.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: dr_gonz]
#7820705 - 01/01/08 04:44 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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dr_gonz said: what did u expect them to do?
it was $3.50 deodorant. I would expect them to do nothing more than to make me pay for it, and ban me from the store.
I just see calling the cops on some one over $3.50 as kind of silly. If derx got away with buying double-the-price whiskey that is...
He got off so easy...
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: dr_gonz]
#7820707 - 01/01/08 04:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm pretty sure most companies would charge as much $$ for an item as they could get away with, regardless of shoplifters or not.
I don't have any moral issues with people who steal from big businesses.. you know the big businesses are fucking over tons of people, nickel and diming workers, etc. etc. You can say "theyre doing that because they lose money from shoplifters" but that would be pretty naive of you.
That said, I think it's fucking retarded to steal because it's so easy to get caught on camera, and just wouldn't be worth it if you get convicted. Then for the rest of your life, or for the next decade atleast you have to tell people youre a thief when filling out applications or whatever.
However, I've stolen a few things when I was in junior high and highschool and thought it was quite a rush. I stuck a bottle of EZ Cheese down my sleeve once on a stupid impulse.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Grav]
#7820719 - 01/01/08 04:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Grav said:
I don't have any moral issues with people who steal from big businesses.. you know the big businesses are fucking over tons of people, nickel and diming workers, etc. etc.
thats exactly how I feel and why I didn't feel bad about doing it. It's the large corporations that take advantage of the working class to make the big execs rich. Welcome to America.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: derx]
#7820742 - 01/01/08 04:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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yea, still no reason to fuck up your life though.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Ego Death]
#7820752 - 01/01/08 04:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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ah psh... one of the great things about this is looking back on it knowing you got away.
Now don't do it again lol
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Drewwyann]
#7820784 - 01/01/08 05:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Drewwyann said: it was $3.50 deodorant. I would expect them to do nothing more than to make me pay for it, and ban me from the store.
I just see calling the cops on some one over $3.50 as kind of silly. If derx got away with buying double-the-price whiskey that is...
He got off so easy...
so was it you or your friend? 
i use to steal just about all my personal hygiene supplies. i haven't paid for razors in over two years along with many other personal hygiene supplies. i still have a bunch of razors left too. and i have other supplies left. the grocery store i stole from now has cameras everywhere in it.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: LayYouIn]
#7820841 - 01/01/08 05:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Stealing clothes is the easiest, you just go into the dressing room, put them on and walk out.
Not that I've ever done this.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: LayYouIn]
#7820869 - 01/01/08 05:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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LayYouIn said:
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Drewwyann said: it was $3.50 deodorant. I would expect them to do nothing more than to make me pay for it, and ban me from the store.
I just see calling the cops on some one over $3.50 as kind of silly. If derx got away with buying double-the-price whiskey that is...
He got off so easy...
so was it you or your friend? 
i use to steal just about all my personal hygiene supplies. i haven't paid for razors in over two years along with many other personal hygiene supplies. i still have a bunch of razors left too. and i have other supplies left. the grocery store i stole from now has cameras everywhere in it.
it was actually my friend.
I just buy a pack of disposable razors, and reuse them. I'm still using the same razor out of the pack of four that i bought whenever the summer started. I don't understand why you would throw them away. 
so that saved me some money on razors.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Drewwyann]
#7820986 - 01/01/08 06:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Drewwyann said:
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LayYouIn said:
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Drewwyann said: it was $3.50 deodorant. I would expect them to do nothing more than to make me pay for it, and ban me from the store.
I just see calling the cops on some one over $3.50 as kind of silly. If derx got away with buying double-the-price whiskey that is...
He got off so easy...
so was it you or your friend? 
i use to steal just about all my personal hygiene supplies. i haven't paid for razors in over two years along with many other personal hygiene supplies. i still have a bunch of razors left too. and i have other supplies left. the grocery store i stole from now has cameras everywhere in it.
it was actually my friend.
I just buy a pack of disposable razors, and reuse them. I'm still using the same razor out of the pack of four that i bought whenever the summer started. I don't understand why you would throw them away. 
so that saved me some money on razors.
To get them to last longer, use a blow dryer to dry them off.
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Brainiac]
#7821210 - 01/01/08 07:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Same thing happened to me, Derx. Of course, this was when I was under 21 and couldn't buy booze.
I had a handle of vodka stuffed into my pants. I was wearing a big jacket, headphones, and a beanie and walked right past a huge ass security guard while leaving the store, without buying anything. He caught my eye and I got a really bad feeling. While I was walking toward the door to leave I saw him following me in the reflection of the glass. He was big, but middle aged and not athletic looking at all.
I knew what I had to do.
I walked past somebody coming in and took the handle out of my pants and bolted across the parking lot and down the street with the bottle in hand. I found a nice little hiding spot in the bushes behind a friend's house a couple hundred yards away and hid out for about 1/2 hour.
These bushes were on the main road so cars were zooming by. It was dark and I was trying to call my friend, trying to explain where I was while shielding the backlit glow of my telephone and speaking in whispers. He came by and picked me up. He told me two cop cars were in the grocery store parking lot when he drove by.
It took a couple hours before I finally settled down. It's a good thing I held on to the booze. It really took the edge off. I was pretty shaken and pumped up.
I haven't really stolen anything since then, and that was about 3 years ago. Scared strait
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: TODAY]
#7821255 - 01/01/08 07:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Never stolen anything except petty things, like lighters... and when I was younger, I tried stealing some HBMG seeds. I got away with it (of course, it wasn't really hard), but I didn't eat enough to get any effect... good thing anyway, I was too young for psychedelics.
I do have a friend who, a few years ago, stuffed a can of whipped cream into his pants, went into the bathroom, and inhaled the Nitrous from the whole can in just a few breaths...
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