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"Do these pants make my ass look fat?"
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Why ask this question? Its a fucking trap! There is no correct answer!!

I usually say something stupid like...
"I don't think the pants have anything to do with it."









...and then I sleep on the couch.


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
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Dude that was so a couple hours ago.

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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
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never been asked the question.. although i'll ask people similar questions and then pretend to be mad no matter what reply they give me. It's amusing.


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
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the girls just want the drama.. they love it..

edit: they*


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"Fear is the great barrier to human growth." ~ Dr. Robert Monroe



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Edited by Locus (04/05/05 07:49 PM)

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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: Locus]
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i know i do.


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: Ayla]
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yepp i know you do too.


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The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity. ~ Albert Einstein
"Fear is the great barrier to human growth." ~ Dr. Robert Monroe



~~~*Dosis sola facit venenum*~~~

*Check my profile to listen to my music* :smile:

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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: Locus]
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your sig is the best. ive always loved it. hope you never change it!

got a bigger copy of it by chance?


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
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yes.


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
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say " im not sure, let me compare to your ass naked"

then have raunchy sex and she will forget about the question

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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: oDin]
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oDin said:
say " im not sure, let me compare to your ass naked"

then have raunchy sex and she will forget about the question


ding ding ding...winner!
I think I finally have the right answer! :grin:


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
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Are you denying the fact that you're in denial?


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: kadakuda]
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Oh hey thanks man, Im glad you like it. :laugh:
Don't think I have a larger one though... actually i may have a while back, but I don't remember where it is now.. sorry bout that..


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The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity. ~ Albert Einstein
"Fear is the great barrier to human growth." ~ Dr. Robert Monroe



~~~*Dosis sola facit venenum*~~~

*Check my profile to listen to my music* :smile:

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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: oDin]
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oDin said:
say " im not sure, let me compare to your ass naked"

then have raunchy sex and she will forget about the question


that's pure genius!  :thumbup:


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
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ToTheSummit said:
Why ask this question? Its a fucking trap! There is no correct answer!!

I usually say something stupid like...
"I don't think the pants have anything to do with it."









...and then I sleep on the couch.


So that's why I saw you passed out on the couch when I stayed with you that one weekend.


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: In(di)go]
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i usally shoved my hands down the front of my pants and said "i dont know, but does THIS make my cock look bigger?" Diversion is your best friend!


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i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
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ToTheSummit said:
Why ask this question?  Its a fucking trap!  There is no correct answer!!

I usually say something stupid like...
"I don't think the pants have anything to do with it."









...and then I sleep on the couch.



:tongue2:

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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
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i have a t-shirt that says:

"does this condom make me look fat?"


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: 40oz]
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Well ok see i feel differently about this. When i ask someone if i look fat in what i'm wearing it's cause i want an honest answer. Becuase to be honest some clothes are flattering and some clothes aren't. it's good to get a second opinion on it. Then again i rarely ever ask men that question cuase i usually have no men to ask.. heh... but you can never go wrong with giving a weird look and saying "hmmm a little bit, try something else on" or "well what else were you thinking about wearing? lets see how that works"

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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: Aninator]
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I'd say , " No , your ass makes the pants look small , lol . "

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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: HippieChick]
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do these pants make my ass look fat?no that ass make those pants look fat


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