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OfflineToTheSummit
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"Do these pants make my ass look fat?"
    #4018721 - 04/05/05 07:08 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Why ask this question? Its a fucking trap! There is no correct answer!!

I usually say something stupid like...
"I don't think the pants have anything to do with it."









...and then I sleep on the couch.


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #4018736 - 04/05/05 07:10 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Dude that was so a couple hours ago.

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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #4018739 - 04/05/05 07:10 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

never been asked the question.. although i'll ask people similar questions and then pretend to be mad no matter what reply they give me. It's amusing.


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #4018745 - 04/05/05 07:11 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

the girls just want the drama.. they love it..

edit: they*


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Edited by Locus (04/05/05 07:49 PM)

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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: Locus]
    #4018778 - 04/05/05 07:19 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

i know i do.


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: Ayla]
    #4018893 - 04/05/05 07:50 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

yepp i know you do too.


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: Locus]
    #4018963 - 04/05/05 08:14 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

your sig is the best. ive always loved it. hope you never change it!

got a bigger copy of it by chance?


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #4018978 - 04/05/05 08:15 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

yes.


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #4019184 - 04/05/05 09:02 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

say " im not sure, let me compare to your ass naked"

then have raunchy sex and she will forget about the question

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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: oDin]
    #4019196 - 04/05/05 09:05 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

oDin said:
say " im not sure, let me compare to your ass naked"

then have raunchy sex and she will forget about the question




ding ding ding...winner!
I think I finally have the right answer! :grin:


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #4019252 - 04/05/05 09:20 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Are you denying the fact that you're in denial?


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: kadakuda]
    #4019328 - 04/05/05 09:41 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Oh hey thanks man, Im glad you like it. :laugh:
Don't think I have a larger one though... actually i may have a while back, but I don't remember where it is now.. sorry bout that..


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"Fear is the great barrier to human growth." ~ Dr. Robert Monroe



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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: oDin]
    #5143745 - 01/05/06 03:56 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

oDin said:
say " im not sure, let me compare to your ass naked"

then have raunchy sex and she will forget about the question




that's pure genius!  :thumbup:


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5143750 - 01/05/06 03:59 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ToTheSummit said:
Why ask this question? Its a fucking trap! There is no correct answer!!

I usually say something stupid like...
"I don't think the pants have anything to do with it."









...and then I sleep on the couch.



So that's why I saw you passed out on the couch when I stayed with you that one weekend.


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: In(di)go]
    #5143751 - 01/05/06 03:59 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

i usally shoved my hands down the front of my pants and said "i dont know, but does THIS make my cock look bigger?" Diversion is your best friend!


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5143822 - 01/05/06 04:27 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ToTheSummit said:
Why ask this question?  Its a fucking trap!  There is no correct answer!!

I usually say something stupid like...
"I don't think the pants have anything to do with it."









...and then I sleep on the couch.





:tongue2:

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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5143831 - 01/05/06 04:29 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

i have a t-shirt that says:

"does this condom make me look fat?"


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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: 40oz]
    #5143850 - 01/05/06 04:37 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Well ok see i feel differently about this. When i ask someone if i look fat in what i'm wearing it's cause i want an honest answer. Becuase to be honest some clothes are flattering and some clothes aren't. it's good to get a second opinion on it. Then again i rarely ever ask men that question cuase i usually have no men to ask.. heh... but you can never go wrong with giving a weird look and saying "hmmm a little bit, try something else on" or "well what else were you thinking about wearing? lets see how that works"

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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: Aninator]
    #5144616 - 01/05/06 08:11 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I'd say , " No , your ass makes the pants look small , lol . "

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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: HippieChick]
    #5144750 - 01/05/06 08:48 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

do these pants make my ass look fat?no that ass make those pants look fat


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