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ToTheSummit
peregrinus
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"Do these pants make my ass look fat?"
#4018721 - 04/05/05 07:08 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Why ask this question? Its a fucking trap! There is no correct answer!!
I usually say something stupid like... "I don't think the pants have anything to do with it."
...and then I sleep on the couch.
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Freeker
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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
#4018736 - 04/05/05 07:10 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Dude that was so a couple hours ago.
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Ayla
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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
#4018739 - 04/05/05 07:10 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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never been asked the question.. although i'll ask people similar questions and then pretend to be mad no matter what reply they give me. It's amusing.
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Locus
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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
#4018745 - 04/05/05 07:11 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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the girls just want the drama.. they love it..
edit: they*
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Edited by Locus (04/05/05 07:49 PM)
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Ayla
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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: Locus]
#4018778 - 04/05/05 07:19 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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i know i do.
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Locus
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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: Ayla]
#4018893 - 04/05/05 07:50 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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yepp i know you do too.
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kadakuda
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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: Locus]
#4018963 - 04/05/05 08:14 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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your sig is the best. ive always loved it. hope you never change it!
got a bigger copy of it by chance?
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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
#4018978 - 04/05/05 08:15 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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yes.
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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
#4019184 - 04/05/05 09:02 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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say " im not sure, let me compare to your ass naked"
then have raunchy sex and she will forget about the question
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ToTheSummit
peregrinus
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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: oDin]
#4019196 - 04/05/05 09:05 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
oDin said: say " im not sure, let me compare to your ass naked"
then have raunchy sex and she will forget about the question
ding ding ding...winner! I think I finally have the right answer!
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Psychoactive1984
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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
#4019252 - 04/05/05 09:20 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Are you denying the fact that you're in denial?
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Locus
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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: kadakuda]
#4019328 - 04/05/05 09:41 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Oh hey thanks man, Im glad you like it. Don't think I have a larger one though... actually i may have a while back, but I don't remember where it is now.. sorry bout that..
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In(di)go
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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: oDin]
#5143745 - 01/05/06 03:56 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
oDin said: say " im not sure, let me compare to your ass naked"
then have raunchy sex and she will forget about the question
that's pure genius!
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Silversoul
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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
#5143750 - 01/05/06 03:59 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
ToTheSummit said: Why ask this question? Its a fucking trap! There is no correct answer!!
I usually say something stupid like... "I don't think the pants have anything to do with it."
...and then I sleep on the couch.
So that's why I saw you passed out on the couch when I stayed with you that one weekend.
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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: In(di)go]
#5143751 - 01/05/06 03:59 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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i usally shoved my hands down the front of my pants and said "i dont know, but does THIS make my cock look bigger?" Diversion is your best friend!
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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
#5143822 - 01/05/06 04:27 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
ToTheSummit said: Why ask this question? Its a fucking trap! There is no correct answer!!
I usually say something stupid like... "I don't think the pants have anything to do with it."
...and then I sleep on the couch.
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40oz
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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: ToTheSummit]
#5143831 - 01/05/06 04:29 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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i have a t-shirt that says:
"does this condom make me look fat?"
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Aninator
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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: 40oz]
#5143850 - 01/05/06 04:37 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well ok see i feel differently about this. When i ask someone if i look fat in what i'm wearing it's cause i want an honest answer. Becuase to be honest some clothes are flattering and some clothes aren't. it's good to get a second opinion on it. Then again i rarely ever ask men that question cuase i usually have no men to ask.. heh... but you can never go wrong with giving a weird look and saying "hmmm a little bit, try something else on" or "well what else were you thinking about wearing? lets see how that works"
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HippieChick
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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: Aninator]
#5144616 - 01/05/06 08:11 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd say , " No , your ass makes the pants look small , lol . "
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Re: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" [Re: HippieChick]
#5144750 - 01/05/06 08:48 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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do these pants make my ass look fat?no that ass make those pants look fat
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