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InvisibleLeftyBurnz
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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: CMACD]
    #7824715 - 01/02/08 06:25 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

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CMACD said:
what's "leftysurprise" mean? I think it's cool, cause if I was a boxer, I'd want to develop a quick devastating left hook, and have my nickname be "leftysurprise" cause it will be like

"just when you thought you had it won, LEFTYSURPRISE"


and he will be knocked the fuck out, teeth ripped out with his mouthguard, broken jaw, broken orbital bone, concussion, crying, etc...

Sorry.




haha, thats quite a rant you had there :smile:

actually its an old nickname i was given because i lost my right testicle to cancer. SURPRISE!

and actually, i do have a pretty mean left hook. i grew up right handed, but for the past 5 years or so ive been training myself to be as ambidextreous as possible. my right arm and leg are still a little more powerful, but im closing that gap.


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7824805 - 01/02/08 06:40 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

so you only have one nut


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Robo]
    #7826150 - 01/03/08 01:03 AM (16 years, 30 days ago)

I know a guy who only has one nut because he litteraly busted the other one trying to grind a hand-rail on rollerblades. Ouch.

Back on the topic of stealing... I used to steal fireworks from the fireworks stands when I was a kid, other than that I never did much shoplifting.
I did get caught stealing a box of Coricidon when I was 16 though.


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: RobMarley420]
    #7826526 - 01/03/08 06:51 AM (16 years, 29 days ago)

You should only steal from your employer.


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7826563 - 01/03/08 07:18 AM (16 years, 29 days ago)

I saw a bumper sticker once that said, "You shouldn't steal, the government hates competition."  :lol:


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Robo]
    #7828547 - 01/03/08 06:00 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

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Omni said:
so you only have one nut




that is correct.


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Re: so i got caught stealing last night [Re: Newbie]
    #7828557 - 01/03/08 06:02 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

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NewbieShroomie said:
I saw a bumper sticker once that said, "You shouldn't steal, the government hates competition."  :lol:




i had one of those. until the sun bleached the letters off.


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