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Offlinespooky_D
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my boa constrictors evil :/
    #1874621 - 09/02/03 05:23 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

hey guys, just got back from the hospital, my 5 year old boa constrictor was a little bit pissy and nearly took off my bottom lip. But 17 stitches later and some tylonol 3 im doin pretty good.


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Offlineemanonx
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Re: my boa constrictors evil :/ [Re: spooky_D]
    #1874688 - 09/02/03 05:40 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

ahh that sucks!!

we had a little python but after he bit my boys face we decided maybe it was time for a new home - turned out our Him was a Her and a zoo wanted her for breeding


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Re: my boa constrictors evil :/ [Re: spooky_D]
    #1874712 - 09/02/03 05:46 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

What's your question?

Edit: but good to hear you're still alive...  :smile:


Edited by Annom (09/02/03 05:49 PM)


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OfflineRespectTheFungus
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Re: my boa constrictors evil :/ [Re: Annom]
    #1874805 - 09/02/03 06:14 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Damn sorry to hear that spooky. Hope you heal up real quick, tell ur snake to stop pmsing! Peace man, shroom on.


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Offlinespooky_D
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Re: my boa constrictors evil :/ [Re: RespectTheFungus]
    #1875023 - 09/02/03 07:20 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

well, im not really worried about my lip, or my whole body for that matter with these tylonol3 (STRONG SHIT!). i did cheer up/get depressed all at the same time, only 1 out of my 10 jars has started colonizing, albeit just a little pin prick :/


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Re: my boa constrictors evil :/ [Re: spooky_D]
    #1877386 - 09/03/03 02:44 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

My Burmese Python was an insane-o also. She was also around six and a half feet long, so we decided to get rid of her before she got any bigger.


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Re: my boa constrictors evil :/ [Re: voodoo_lady]
    #1877630 - 09/03/03 03:45 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Guh, these are SNAKES people....What do you expect?  :shake: 


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OfflinePurple Haze
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Re: my boa constrictors evil :/ [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #1878725 - 09/03/03 08:46 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

pet them and get them to answer the phone and order pizza?


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Re: my boa constrictors evil :/ [Re: Purple Haze]
    #1880256 - 09/04/03 04:41 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I love my burm and my red tail very much. although they sometimes show calmness around me, i never mistake it for returned love. to do so would be utter fooleshness! As much as it pains me to say ir, reptiles do not feel emotions as we humans do. they know not the feeling of love and they dont know hate either. My burm is around 12 foot, maybe i can pull out the pic of her and my bong from when i got them both.

Oh look! Great for me i had it hosted here! Isn't she cute? I think she was only 34 inches there.
Either way i love them both. snakes and bongs are great!


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Re: my boa constrictors evil :/ [Re: four20snakeman]
    #1880258 - 09/04/03 04:45 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

BTW i am truly sorry that your snake decided to bite you.


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Re: my boa constrictors evil :/ [Re: spooky_D]
    #1880293 - 09/04/03 05:07 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

tarantulas make nice, boring display pets, much like snakes. only most species of tarantula are about as likely to bite you as your family pooch.

you don't need to handle a tarantula, ever. as you know, with a snake you must handle them regularly if you are not to have an extremely difficult time when it comes to maintaining the creature. with tarantulas, or spiders in general, all that is required to move them is some sort of transport container and something to manipulate them inside with.

oh yeah, you can also forget to feed your "pet" tarantula for a month or more and it will still be in good health as long as it was in good health before your period of neglect.

yes, there is no better pet than a giant spider.


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OfflineHarvestTheBrain
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Re: my boa constrictors evil :/ [Re: voodoo_lady]
    #1880510 - 09/04/03 09:24 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

my brother had a burmese python too...my uncle owned a pet store and had the momma bermese, she was fuckin huge! my brother got one of her babies for free, and it grew to be about that same size, 6 1/2 feet, until we had to get rid of it...it was such an awsome snake. I want one, but my g/f doesnt cuz it eats animals and she'll freak out if she sees it feeding


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Re: my boa constrictors evil :/ [Re: spooky_D]
    #1880746 - 09/04/03 11:51 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

hey guys, just got back from the hospital, my 5 year old boa constrictor was a little bit pissy and nearly took off my bottom lip.

Did you ever consider that an exotic animal kept as a pet is not living out it's life the way it was supposed to? Yes there are exceptions like domesticated cats and dogs but a boa constrictor? you cage yourself for 5 years and tell me how "pissy" you feel.



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Re: my boa constrictors evil :/ [Re: chodamunky]
    #1881973 - 09/04/03 07:14 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

it wasnt caged per-say, i took it out every day after i got off work, it is a pretty mellow snake, it would usualy either sit on my back or curl up on my lap, id keep it out untill it was time for bed, so it wasnt caged all the time. now i know why it bit me, the snake was starting to shed, i.e. his eyes were clouded over, i usualy notice this, since i used to work on a snake farm, but evidently, i didnt :smile: so his eyes were clouded, and it couldnt see who the fuck was messing with it. so that was my fault for not noticing his eyes. but oh well, i got some tylonol3 out of the whole deal, so kickass :smile:


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Re: my boa constrictors evil :/ [Re: spooky_D]
    #1882298 - 09/04/03 08:22 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

my boa is evil too...it almost made my girlfriend pregnat.


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Re: my boa constrictors evil :/ [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #1882435 - 09/04/03 08:51 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

rofl, my boa got shot by a paintball 4 years ago. :frown: but it still works........ish


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Re: my boa constrictors evil :/ [Re: spooky_D]
    #1882516 - 09/04/03 09:10 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I once had a garder snake. It got lost in my house :shocked: 


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Re: my boa constrictors evil :/ [Re: Ripple]
    #1882731 - 09/04/03 10:05 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

man, you think having a garder snake loose is bad, you should try ferrets. theivin little bastards, i hate em because there so cute, but i love them because they find things for me, lol


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Offlineemanonx
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Re: my boa constrictors evil :/ [Re: spooky_D]
    #1882866 - 09/04/03 10:40 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

lol we have ferrets - theyre the greatest :smile: they terrorize our poor cats, all three of them gang up on our big fat cat and try to play with him, and he just sits there are shreiks in his best "little cat in a big body" shreik.


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Re: my boa constrictors evil :/ [Re: emanonx]
    #1883005 - 09/04/03 11:11 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

lol, i like it when my 2 find things that have been lost in the sofa, or under the bed for over a year, and im like "SO THATS WHERE IT WAS!!"


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