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Black Belt Brown Shoes
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My fucking stupid ass friend tried to wear this combo out to the bar tonight. I told him I wouldn't be caught dead with him looking like that and insisted that he borrow one of my brown belts. He took it really personally and said he wouldn't put on anything that I picked out because my "fashion taste is dog shit." That's when I blew my gasket. I cussed him out and told him to "see his way to the door" (we were in my house at the time). He left in a fury and said he wouldn't bother coming back. I feel like dog shit right now. :facepalm:

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Re: Black Belt Brown Shoes [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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i hope you are a very superficial, vain female....

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Re: Black Belt Brown Shoes [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Over fashion?
There are so much more important things to worry about, wtf is wrong with you.
This world is so fucked. :lol:

Fucking wake up man, this is ridiculous. Materialism is controlling your every thought.

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Re: Black Belt Brown Shoes [Re: Anonymous #3]
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I know, I should have never made an issue out of it. Once I started arguing with him my emotions took over and it was like I lost control. I want to call him and apologize but I'm embarrassed and scared he would just ignore me.

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Re: Black Belt Brown Shoes [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Hahaha you're both idiots.
Anyway, shoulda let him wear what he wants. Get to the bar- then tease him mercilessly for it. Woulda been a great pick up line, "Scuse me miss, could you settle a dispute for us?"

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Re: Black Belt Brown Shoes [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Yeah, and maybe if he got lucky she'd settle that dispute by saying it doesn't matter what color the belt is, as it is going to be coming off anyway. :headboard:

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Re: Black Belt Brown Shoes [Re: Anonymous #5]
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black belt brown shoes? that fucker got what he deserved

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Re: Black Belt Brown Shoes [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I know, right? That's like rule #1 of fashion. I'm torn between being really pissed off at his stupidity/reactionary sensitivity and hating myself for making such a big deal out of it.

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Re: Black Belt Brown Shoes [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Funniest threat ever.... :rofl:

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Re: Black Belt Brown Shoes [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Never mess with a black belt, especially the Shaolin masters. I can throw a smoke bomb and pluck 100 bells off of an opponent without making a sound or disturbing the fabric. Once you master these tactics you can walk around listening to Little Drummer Boy in August and women will start putting belladonna in their eyes if you're a true drugstore cowboy.

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Re: Black Belt Brown Shoes [Re: Anonymous #8]
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It's OP's fault for even associating with someone with such an awful sense of fashion. It's pretty fucking inconsiderate of your friend to expect you to be seen in public with him. It will ruin any social credibility any of you have.

Seriously though, whats the point of dressing up to go out if your going to do it wrong, and make yourself and your friends look like fools. You were even nice enough to offer him a different belt. Some people just don't have any class.

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Re: Black Belt Brown Shoes [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
It's OP's fault for even associating with someone with such an awful sense of fashion. It's pretty fucking inconsiderate of your friend to expect you to be seen in public with him. It will ruin any social credibility any of you have.

Seriously though, whats the point of dressing up to go out if your going to do it wrong, and make yourself and your friends look like fools. You were even nice enough to offer him a different belt. Some people just don't have any class.


Well said. QFTMFT nigga

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Re: Black Belt Brown Shoes [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
Never mess with a black belt, especially the Shaolin masters. I can throw a smoke bomb and pluck 100 bells off of an opponent without making a sound or disturbing the fabric. Once you master these tactics you can walk around listening to Little Drummer Boy in August and women will start putting belladonna in their eyes if you're a true drugstore cowboy.


lmfao. That's the funniest thing I've read in a while

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Re: Black Belt Brown Shoes [Re: Anonymous #10] * 1
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You must not read very often.

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Re: Black Belt Brown Shoes [Re: Anonymous #1]
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blow it out yer ass, Fashion Police  :cookiemonster:

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Re: Black Belt Brown Shoes [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Is that you, Paw?

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Re: Black Belt Brown Shoes [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
black belt brown shoes? that fucker got what he deserved


This. Some people just don't get it.

A friend of mine wanted to wear plaid on plaid (mismatched and multi-dircetional, ofc) out one night when he was really desperate to get some pussy. I warned him not to do it but he ignored me and said I didn't know what I was talking about.

At the end of the night when every girl he approached snubbed him, finally this loud drunk bitch at a fast food restaurant sees him and goes, "OMG, PLAID ON PLAID? WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!" :lol:

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Re: Black Belt Brown Shoes [Re: Anonymous #11]
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What a stupid ass. Plaid shorts or pants should not be worn period, let alone with a plaid top, :lol:.

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Re: Black Belt Brown Shoes [Re: Anonymous #1]
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It's always blown my mind when people talk about clothes "matching". I guess I'm to cool to have ever given a shit. Never once have I concerned myself with what I'm wearing.

You pussies need to learn how to not give a fuck.

OP/ thread was way funny but this pussy above me talking about plaid on plaid etc ? dude is actually serious.

Buncha hollister fanboys:lol: Make sure those lucky jeans have the new flashy wear and tear marks boys.

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Re: Black Belt Brown Shoes [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
It's always blown my mind when people talk about clothes "matching".


I can't believe what I'm reading. Are you telling me you would wear green and red together?

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