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Anonymous #4

Re: I am better than you

[Re: Anonymous #15]
#8542337 - 06/19/08 11:00 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

You are right. You are immesurably superior to all of us. and not just this site, no.

Make sure to take this attitude everywhere you go.

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Anonymous #15

Re: I am better than you

[Re: Anonymous #4]
#8542384 - 06/19/08 11:13 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Don't worry, i do. Its worked out really well so far. Whenever i start a new job i strut around the office intimidating people with my rock hard abs and biceps. Most people don't have the mental strength to get rock hard abadaba's like mine. If any makes eye contact with me i start pushing them around and calling them a bitch until they cower in fear of my awesomeness.

I also march around examining the work everyone is doing and make sure they understand how much better and faster i could do it. I don't actually do any work of my own, because my mere presence is enough to improve the overall efficiency of the workplace. My boss won't dare fire me because he knows that I'm superior and will fuck him if he trys.

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Anonymous #16

Re: I am better than you

[Re: Anonymous #15]
#8542421 - 06/19/08 11:23 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Wow, you ARE better than me.
Oh, wait, what's this?

Anonymous said:

i strut around the office intimidating people with my rock hard abs and biceps. i start pushing them around and calling them a bitch
My boss won't dare fire me because he knows that I'm superior and will fuck him if he trys.

In addition to mis-spelling TRIES, you seem kinda like an ass pirate.
Have you been in prison????

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Anonymous #15

Re: I am better than you

[Re: Anonymous #16]
#8542431 - 06/19/08 11:25 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Violent sodomy is the only way to prove your dominance in the modern work environment.

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Anonymous #17

Re: I am better than you

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#8544226 - 06/20/08 02:22 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Anonymous said:

I am mentally and physically superior to everyone on this site.

My penis is bigger than yours.

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Anonymous #1

Re: I am better than you

[Re: Anonymous #17]
#8544863 - 06/20/08 05:11 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

I am mentally and physically superior to everyone on this site.

My penis is bigger than yours.

op here, and no way jose

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Anonymous #18

Re: I am better than you

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#8545747 - 06/20/08 11:35 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I disagree, cos I'm the motherfuckin shiiiiit. I'm get it on with 2 chicks at the same time, AGAIN.

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Anonymous #3

Re: I am better than you

[Re: Anonymous #18]
#8546680 - 06/21/08 09:35 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Perhaps you would be the "shiiiiit" if you learnt to speak English properly. In the meantime, no matter how many chicks you lay at once, you are an idiot.

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Anonymous #19

Re: I am better than you

[Re: Anonymous #15]
#8546716 - 06/21/08 10:00 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Anonymous said:

Im the smartest, most strongest, most physically fit. But nobody seems to realize it.

Gee I wonder why?

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Anonymous #17

Re: I am better than you

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#8546768 - 06/21/08 10:30 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

I am mentally and physically superior to everyone on this site.

My penis is bigger than yours.

op here, and no way jose

My penis is still bigger than yours, because I don't speak foriegn. Take your little clit dick out of my sight and go cry to your spainard friends.

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Anonymous #3

Re: I am better than you

[Re: Anonymous #17]
#8546964 - 06/21/08 11:49 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

You don't really speak English very well either do you? Take your oversized penis out of my sight and go back to school.

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Anonymous #20

Re: I am better than you

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#8549898 - 06/22/08 07:47 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I Am better than everyone on this site! I have read all of Carlos Castaneda books form cover to cover, taken LSD and AM A SHAMEN! I AM ENLIGHTENED!

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Anonymous #21

Re: I am better than you

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#8550026 - 06/22/08 09:27 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Anonymous said:

I am mentally and physically superior to everyone on this site.

Shouldn't be too hard... :grin:

:grin:

Ha! not really. some of you seem like a pretty switched on people :sun:

:sun:

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Anonymous #4

Re: I am better than you

[Re: Anonymous #20]
#8550326 - 06/22/08 12:52 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

AM A SHAMEN!

Shamen you then!

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Anonymous #17

Re: I am better than you

[Re: Anonymous #3]
#8550549 - 06/22/08 02:40 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Anonymous said:

You don't really speak English very well either do you? Take your oversized penis out of my sight and go back to school.

Fuck. I got owned.

I guess you are the better man. But my penis is still bigger than yours.

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