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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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So what the fuck, does it bend to the side or not?  If it's an upward or downward bend, that's an asset. 

If it bends to the side, you have to train the fucker.  Whenever you masturbate, bend it really hard in the other direction and hold it like that for a bit.  Then twist it clockwise and counter clockwise for a while and bend it against the curve some more.  It's just flesh, it can be made to bend to your will.

I straightened my schlong out pretty successfully doing this.  Mine was curved to the left and I usually use my left.  I also started using both hands equally.  Also, I don't get down to the frequent marijuana induced tantric masturbation sessions like I used to.

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
Anonymous #9 said:
so you would fuck someone with a lazy eye?


Why yes, I would.


lazy eyes are actually pretty damn sexy if you ask me  :smirk:

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Well obviously you can train your penis. I once had a straight penis, and then it changed direction like it had a mind of its own. In any case, I was able to masturbate at a certain degree where it straightened back out.

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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anon#13 and 16 you guys have given me hope :sun:




lol marijuana induced tantric masturbation sessions :facepalm:


no, that facepalm is about me, not you

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Glad I could help :smilingpuppy:

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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and always move your dick to the opposite side that it's bending to in your pants.

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
anon#13 and 16 you guys have given me hope :sun:




lol marijuana induced tantric masturbation sessions :facepalm:


no, that facepalm is about me, not you



:foreheadslap:

me too...



....


:shrug::lol:

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous #13 said:
Does it bend to one side?  If it bends to the right, let me guess, you jerk off with your right hand (and vice versa).  Am I right?


QFT. Whatever side your dick bends to, just start jerking off with the opposite hand. It'll straighten up within a few sessions, depending on the severity of the curvature.

If however, when you go pee, it goes behind your back, there's no hope for you.

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