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Masturbation is my heroin
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I wonder if anyone could compare masturbation to heroin? Like wanking off for a few hours and then feeling good for most of the day, but not cumming at all. If you did cum it would be like highly intense for a moment and then you go cold turkey, feeling irritated and frustrated and probably even depressed. Then the next day you do it again, and again, and again, and again. Perhaps if I keep this up the police might end up chopping my wiener for possession of a controlled boner. What do you fuckwads think?

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Re: Masturbation is my heroin [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:dudewtf:

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Re: Masturbation is my heroin [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
:dudewtf:


don't act like you don't know.

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Re: Masturbation is my heroin [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
:dudewtf:


No, seriously, we don't. :justdontknow:

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Re: Masturbation is my heroin [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
:dudewtf:


No, seriously, we don't. :justdontknow:


Anonymous #3 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
:dudewtf:


No, seriously, we don't. :justdontknow:


Doesn't really matter anyway. I'm going to go jerk off to some porno right now. bye

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Re: Masturbation is my heroin [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #3 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
:dudewtf:


No, seriously, we don't. :justdontknow:


Anonymous #3 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
:dudewtf:


No, seriously, we don't. :justdontknow:


Doesn't really matter anyway. I'm going to go jerk off to some gay porno right now. bye


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Re: Masturbation is my heroin [Re: Anonymous #3]
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i love getting blowjobs on heroin :coaster:

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Re: Masturbation is my heroin [Re: Anonymous #4]
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you are gay

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Re: Masturbation is my heroin [Re: Anonymous #5]
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i'm bisexual guys, but i'd rather pump to lesbian porno. By the way I came just now.

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Re: Masturbation is my heroin [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I hope you're the only one that uses your keyboard. :nonono:

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Re: Masturbation is my heroin [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
I hope you're the only one that uses your keyboard. :nonono:


I cum on the walls of my dorm, sometimes on the ground or on my keyboard. At times in my bed whenever I feel like cumming or on my bed sheets.

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Re: Masturbation is my heroin [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You live in a dorm? With other people? :sick:

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Re: Masturbation is my heroin [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
You live in a dorm? With other people? :sick:


with one guy, i have two other room mates but I hardly get to see them. We just share the bathroom, I pee in the water sink sometimes and even leave my pubic hair on it because I was cutting my hair one time and some fuck from the other room bitched at me when there was my hair all over the sink.

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Re: Masturbation is my heroin [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:lol:

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Re: Masturbation is my heroin [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Just recently when I was taking a shower I decided to scoop up some toilet water with a cup that belonged to my next door room mates and dipped some in front of my other room mates' door. About a few minutes after coming out I heard so guy from the other room go "Fucking sick! There's fucking water everywhere!" But at the end when I'm leaving to sign up for an apartment I'm going to take a small shit on toilet flusher just to make ends meet.

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Re: Masturbation is my heroin [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:rofl2:, you sick animal, you!

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Re: Masturbation is my heroin [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
:rofl2:, you sick animal, you!


:cheech: WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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Re: Masturbation is my heroin [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I wonder if anyone could compare masturbation to heroin? Like wanking off for a few hours and then feeling good for most of the day, but not cumming at all. If you did cum it would be like highly intense for a moment and then you go cold turkey, feeling irritated and frustrated and probably even depressed. Then the next day you do it again, and again, and again, and again. Perhaps if I keep this up the police might end up chopping my wiener for possession of a controlled boner. What do you fuckwads think?


I'm stuck in the cycle of masturbation and I want out :frown: is there some kind of AA meetings for people addicted to wanking?

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Re: Masturbation is my heroin [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
I wonder if anyone could compare masturbation to heroin? Like wanking off for a few hours and then feeling good for most of the day, but not cumming at all. If you did cum it would be like highly intense for a moment and then you go cold turkey, feeling irritated and frustrated and probably even depressed. Then the next day you do it again, and again, and again, and again. Perhaps if I keep this up the police might end up chopping my wiener for possession of a controlled boner. What do you fuckwads think?


I'm stuck in the cycle of masturbation and I want out :frown: is there some kind of AA meetings for people addicted to wanking?


I have no idea, i don't think I want to leave. Masturbation is certainly a drug I cannot escape, cause I will always have my penis.

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Re: Masturbation is my heroin [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Turn gay. :shrug:

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