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Masturbating while driving on acid.
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So the other day I'm tripping sack on 3 paper hits.  This chick at a bar clings to me all night and asks to stay with me and take her home in the morning.....I tell her I'm tripping and it better be worth my time to drive all fucked up at 5 am.


It wasn't.



Bitch passed out at like 12 drunk as hell on the couch.....

So being the non date rape type that I am, I just chill with some buddies and get high and jam, the usual.


5 am rolls around and I wake this ho up, she bitches the whole way home ( while I'm still tripping face might I add ) and I drop her off with not even so much as a kiss........what a hoe huh?


Well on the way home I need to relieve some much desired orgasm.  I don't even wanna wait....

SO I whip it out while I'm doing 70 down the freeway hallucinating slightly.

Talk about a fucking thrill.



Orgasms while driving on acid = Da Bomb

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Re: Masturbating while driving on acid. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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thats gotta be intense! i hope you have good tint on your car, lol.

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Re: Masturbating while driving on acid. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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i would love to do that!!!

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Re: Masturbating while driving on acid. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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so the orgasm is more intense you would say on acid then just sober? or was it just the excitement of jerking it while driving?

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Re: Masturbating while driving on acid. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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im not the op
but i can tell you that beating off on acid is the shit
actually fucking is even better

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Re: Masturbating while driving on acid. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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I've done it too. It's weird, lasts a long time. Not the best way to spend a trip, really, but it can be fun.

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Re: Masturbating while driving on acid. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Yuck, spermy steering wheel
:sperm:

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Re: Masturbating while driving on acid. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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This is the op.

Sex on acid is phenomenal, I've even spent 8 solid hours fucking before.


Jerking off while driving was extremely intense in that as I'm having a great acid orgasm, I'm also driving 60 miles an hour in the dark while everythings going crazy, quite a feet to behold.

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Re: Masturbating while driving on acid. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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fucking on acid is fun and weird...kinda like acid.  I fucked for a long ass time and when I came, I seriously heard "blooop" and there it was.  Kinda looked like a palm tree coming out of a jungle.

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Re: Masturbating while driving on acid. [Re: Anonymous #8]
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That is the funniest shit ever. I dont know y its gotta be anonymous-lol.

a cupl years back I bought a high-class porno mag, a gram of speed and a $50 of weed. I wanked my way to the new years pary (3 hour drive) while dipping into my baggie, and stopping at the occasional service station to have a bong or 2.

The whackest shit was, that 10mins after hitting the new years party I had scored myself a 3some. The host grabbed my date and we all started kissing (just as the ecstasy pill kicked in-lol).

I dunno- I give all the credit to that wonderfully freeing drug affected masturbation:) Magick ahoy!

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Re: Masturbating while driving on acid. [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Cause if it's not annymous I get 20 puber fages tellin me how awful I am for driving on acid, and I'd rather focus on how kickass I am for beatin off while driving on acid.

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Re: Masturbating while driving on acid. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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that would be funny to see on an episode of cops...

"we've got an acid whacker. car speed aprox 75mph. hands clocked at 200mph"

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Re: Masturbating while driving on acid. [Re: Anonymous #10]
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I can't ever recall being horny on acid or shrooms but the times I've jerked off while on x or opiates was amazing~

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Re: Masturbating while driving on acid. [Re: Anonymous #11]
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I can still remember the first time I had sex on acid.  I'd swear his dick kept getting bigger and then smaller while I was holding it.  Don't know if it really was or if it was me. 

I can't have sex on shrooms.  I get the giggles everytime.  But I do like to just get naked and touch.

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Re: Masturbating while driving on acid. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I ate my ex's pussy for literally 3.5 hours on acid.  I had zits the next morning :lol:

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Re: Masturbating while driving on acid. [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Driving on the cid?
While jerking it and havin a kid?
Did your cum fractalate into
a thousand pieces of goo?
Did your urethra and steering wheel
meet to make a sinister deal?
Trippin, ha, drivin, haha
Broham you betta watch out, GAH!

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Re: Masturbating while driving on acid. [Re: Anonymous #14]
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LOL.

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Re: Masturbating while driving on acid. [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous said:
I ate my ex's pussy for literally 3.5 hours on acid.  I had zits the next morning :lol:


nice one:super:

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Re: Masturbating while driving on acid. [Re: Anonymous #15]
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LoL my X use to give me blow jobs while driving home from raves while i was still rolling. OMG!  It was great but really difficult to drive.

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Re: Masturbating while driving on acid. [Re: Anonymous #16]
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I have shot heroin while driving now that shit is hard shooting coke is way worse though I could never drive and do taht shit

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