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is there a way to straighten my penis?
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it sort of hooks downward when erect. please, only constructive comments. remember the reason for this forum.

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Re: is there a way to straighten my penis? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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prob not

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Re: is there a way to straighten my penis? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Put a splint on it?

Damn dude that sounds kinda weird, my penis and most I've seen in porn curve upwards, not down..

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Re: is there a way to straighten my penis? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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mine used to curve upwards, but now its straight.  it was curved when i whacked off every day, and now i dont.  maybe thats why. 

elementary dear watson

if all else fails, take your shorts off only in the dark
???
Profit!!

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Re: is there a way to straighten my penis? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Your penis is telling you your gay by trying to bend toward your butthole.  :gayflag:

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Re: is there a way to straighten my penis? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous said:
Your penis is telling you your gay by trying to bend toward your butthole.  :gayflag:


:septemberlol:

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Re: is there a way to straighten my penis? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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lol, i've always heard that Vitamin E will straighten it out, but have never tried it myself. i should probably quit choking the chicken so much and try some, my dick is just like a banana.

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Re: is there a way to straighten my penis? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Hammer, hard surface and some gin

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Re: is there a way to straighten my penis? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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there's only about 800 articles on it when you search

information explosion nigga! fuck you morons!

except for banana dick, you're cool.

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Re: is there a way to straighten my penis? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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YAY FOR BANANA DICK

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Re: is there a way to straighten my penis? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Use starch

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Re: is there a way to straighten my penis? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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I ironed mine

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Re: is there a way to straighten my penis? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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quit wearing tighty whities

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Re: is there a way to straighten my penis? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Wow my curves to my left, i thought i was the only one. But someone said Vitamin E, why not its worth a shot. Thanks and maybe i could stop wanking it.

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Re: is there a way to straighten my penis? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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i wonder why it curves to the left and not the right?

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Re: is there a way to straighten my penis? [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Somehow i saw a solution for your problem with this pic ...

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Re: is there a way to straighten my penis? [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Anonymous said:
i wonder why it curves to the left and not the right?


Damn lefties ...

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Re: is there a way to straighten my penis? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Isn't that kind of cool tho? I mean, I imagine you can bang in some unusual positions with that thing.

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Re: is there a way to straighten my penis? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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personally i would like mine to follow the straight and true path....

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Re: is there a way to straighten my penis? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I've wondered if this is possible too. I've also wondered the cause. Mine curves upward slightly, which is fine, girls like that.

But it also curves to the left a bit, which seems to get worse when I'm single (aka jacking off more often). It's hardly noticeable but I want it straight, damnit :crankey:

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