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Anonymous #1

is there a way to straighten my penis?

#8718026 - 08/02/08 11:43 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

it sort of hooks downward when erect. please, only constructive comments. remember the reason for this forum.

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Anonymous #2

Re: is there a way to straighten my penis?

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#8718043 - 08/02/08 11:50 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

prob not

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Anonymous #3

Re: is there a way to straighten my penis?

[Re: Anonymous #2]
#8718064 - 08/03/08 12:02 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Put a splint on it?

Damn dude that sounds kinda weird, my penis and most I've seen in porn curve upwards, not down..

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Anonymous #4

Re: is there a way to straighten my penis?

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#8718067 - 08/03/08 12:04 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

mine used to curve upwards, but now its straight. it was curved when i whacked off every day, and now i dont. maybe thats why.

elementary dear watson

if all else fails, take your shorts off only in the dark
???
Profit!!

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Anonymous #5

Re: is there a way to straighten my penis?

[Re: Anonymous #3]
#8718070 - 08/03/08 12:05 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Your penis is telling you your gay by trying to bend toward your butthole. :gayflag:

:gayflag:

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Anonymous #6

Re: is there a way to straighten my penis?

[Re: Anonymous #5]
#8718102 - 08/03/08 12:17 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Anonymous said:

Your penis is telling you your gay by trying to bend toward your butthole.

:septemberlol:

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Anonymous #7

Re: is there a way to straighten my penis?

[Re: Anonymous #6]
#8718404 - 08/03/08 02:37 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

lol, i've always heard that Vitamin E will straighten it out, but have never tried it myself. i should probably quit choking the chicken so much and try some, my dick is just like a banana.

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Anonymous #8

Re: is there a way to straighten my penis?

[Re: Anonymous #7]
#8718690 - 08/03/08 07:01 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Hammer, hard surface and some gin

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Anonymous #1

Re: is there a way to straighten my penis?

[Re: Anonymous #8]
#8718789 - 08/03/08 09:20 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

there's only about 800 articles on it when you search

information explosion nigga! fuck you morons!

except for banana dick, you're cool.

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Anonymous #5

Re: is there a way to straighten my penis?

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#8719253 - 08/03/08 12:50 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

YAY FOR BANANA DICK

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Anonymous #9

Re: is there a way to straighten my penis?

[Re: Anonymous #5]
#8719780 - 08/03/08 03:27 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Use starch

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Anonymous #9

Re: is there a way to straighten my penis?

[Re: Anonymous #9]
#8720516 - 08/03/08 07:17 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I ironed mine

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Anonymous #10

Re: is there a way to straighten my penis?

[Re: Anonymous #9]
#8720541 - 08/03/08 07:23 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

quit wearing tighty whities

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Anonymous #11

Re: is there a way to straighten my penis?

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#8720564 - 08/03/08 07:27 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Wow my curves to my left, i thought i was the only one. But someone said Vitamin E, why not its worth a shot. Thanks and maybe i could stop wanking it.

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Anonymous #12

Re: is there a way to straighten my penis?

[Re: Anonymous #11]
#8720609 - 08/03/08 07:36 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

i wonder why it curves to the left and not the right?

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Anonymous #13

Re: is there a way to straighten my penis?

[Re: Anonymous #12]
#8720630 - 08/03/08 07:41 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Somehow i saw a solution for your problem with this pic ...

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Anonymous #13

Re: is there a way to straighten my penis?

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#8720634 - 08/03/08 07:43 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Anonymous said:

i wonder why it curves to the left and not the right?

Damn lefties ...

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Anonymous #14

Re: is there a way to straighten my penis?

[Re: Anonymous #13]
#8721385 - 08/03/08 10:32 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Isn't that kind of cool tho? I mean, I imagine you can bang in some unusual positions with that thing.

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Anonymous #12

Re: is there a way to straighten my penis?

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#8723470 - 08/04/08 12:17 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

personally i would like mine to follow the straight and true path....

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Anonymous #15

Re: is there a way to straighten my penis?

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#8724232 - 08/04/08 03:09 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I've wondered if this is possible too. I've also wondered the cause. Mine curves upward slightly, which is fine, girls like that.

But it also curves to the left a bit, which seems to get worse when I'm single (aka jacking off more often). It's hardly noticeable but I want it straight, damnit :crankey:

:crankey:

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