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"The woman who knew that I had dyslexia ? I never interviewed her." ?George W. Bush, responding to a magazine article claiming he suffered from dyslexia, Orange, Calif., Sept. 15, 2000

"Our priorities is our faith." ?George W. Bush, Greensboro, N.C., Oct. 10, 2000

"They misunderestimated me." ?George W. Bush, Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

"It's your money. You paid for it." ?George W. Bush, LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." ?George W. Bush, Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002

"Our country puts $1 billion a year up to help feed the hungry. And we're by far the most generous nation in the world when it comes to that, and I'm proud to report that. This isn't a contest of who's the most generous. I'm just telling you as an aside. We're generous. We shouldn't be bragging about it. But we are. We're very generous." ?George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 16, 2003

"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question." ?George W. Bush, in response to a question about whether he wished he could take back any of his answers in the first debate. Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000

"You've also got to measure in order to begin to effect change that's just more ? when there's more than talk, there's just actual?a
paradigm shift." ?George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 1, 2003

"Now, there are some who would like to rewrite history?revisionist historians is what I like to call them." ?George W. Bush, Elizabeth, N.J., June 16, 2003

"Laura and I are proud to call John and Michelle Engler our friends. I know you're proud to call him governor. What a good man the Englers are." ?George W. Bush, Nov. 2000

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program." ?George W. Bush, Nov. 2, 2000

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."  ?George W. Bush, Dec. 20, 2000

"In other words, I don't think people ought to be compelled to make the decision which they think is best for their family." ?George W. Bush, on smallpox vaccinations, Washington, D.C., Dec. 11, 2002

"The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law." ?George W. Bush, Austin, Texas, Nov. 22, 2000

"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will." ?George W. Bush, speaking about Saddam Hussein, Manchester, N.H., Oct. 5, 2002
 

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"When Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal."  ?George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 22, 2003

"I think war is a dangerous place." ?George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003

"We ended the rule of one of history's worst tyrants, and in so doing, we not only freed the American people, we made our own people more secure." ?George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, May 3, 2003

"I don't bring God into my life to ? to, you know, kind of be a political person." ?George W. Bush, interview with Tom Brokaw aboard Air Force One, April 24, 2003

"You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order ? order out of chaos. But we will." ?George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2003

"Perhaps one way will be, if we use military force, in the post-Saddam Iraq the U.N. will definitely need to have a role. And that way it can begin to get its legs, legs of responsibility back." ?George W. Bush, the Azores, Portugal, March 16, 2003

"Now, we talked to Joan Hanover. She and her husband, George, were visiting with us. They are near retirement ? retiring ? in the process of retiring, meaning they're very smart, active, capable people who are retirement age and are retiring." ?George W. Bush, Alexandria, Va., Feb. 12, 2003

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"I think the American people ? I hope the American ?  I don't think, let me ? I hope the American people trust me." ?George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2002

"I know something about being a government. And you've got a good one." ?George W. Bush, campaigning for Gov. Mike Huckabee, Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 4, 2002

"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you." ?George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002

"See, we love ? we love freedom. That's what they didn't understand. They hate things; we love things. They act out of hatred; we don't seek revenge, we seek justice out of love." ?George W. Bush, Oklahoma City, Aug. 29, 2002

"I'm thrilled to be here in the bread basket of America because it gives me a chance to remind our fellow citizens that we have an advantage here in America ? we can feed ourselves." ?George W. Bush, Stockton, Calif., Aug. 23, 2002
 

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"Do you have blacks, too?" ?George W. Bush, to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Nov. 8, 2001, as reported in an April 28, 2002, Estado Sao Pauloan column by Fernando Pedreira, a close friend of President Cardoso

"And so, in my State of the ? my State of the Union ? or state ? my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation ? I asked Americans to give 4,000 years ? 4,000 hours over the next ? the rest of your life ? of service to America. That's what I asked ? 4,000 hours." ?George W. Bush, Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002

"The trial lawyers are very politically powerful. ? But here in Texas we took them on and got some good medical ? medical malpractice." ?George W. Bush, Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

"I firmly believe the death tax is good for people from all walks of life all throughout our society." ?George W. Bush, Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

"My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific." ?George W. Bush, who apparently forgot about a little something called World War II, Tokyo, Feb. 18, 2002

"He [Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi] said I want to make it very clear to you exactly what I intend to do and he talked about non-performing loans, the devaluation issue and regulatory reform and he placed equal emphasis on all three." ?George W. Bush, who had meant to say "the deflation issue" rather than "the devaluation issue," and accidentally sent the Japanese Yen tumbling, Tokyo, Feb. 18, 2002

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That was funny as hell when that happened. He also has not left stains on anyone's dress.

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That was funny as hell when that happened. He also has not left stains on anyone's dress.

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How do you know that? Do you actually believe he wouldnt cheat on his wife?

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