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fuck you fucking tourists * 1
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fucking tourists man, you know you can visit a new place without being a stereotypical tourist right? :herpderp:

living so close to rocky mountain national park i have realized the summer is going to mean a lot of slow, out of state drivers who dont give a fuck about whats going on behind them

its like people think that because they wanna look at shit they can stop in the middle of the fucking road....DUDE THERE IS A PULL OFF 100FT AHEAD, AND ANOTHER ONE 500FT IN FRONT OF THAT, SPECIFICALLY MADE FOR THIS PURPOSE

then they see the elk....jesus h fuck...OMG THERES A BIG DEER, LET ME STOP HALFWAY AROUND THIS BLIND TURN ON A 50MPH ROAD SO I CAN TAKE A PICTURE.....come on dude, theres thousands more within a 5 mile radius of where you are, im sure youll see more, you dont have to stop in the middle of the god damn road

then its like dude, this road is 20 miles without a passing lane, there are mad signs saying slower traffic pull off to allow people to pass, and mad pull offs.....but na, these tourists are too good for that shit...instead they rock out goin 35 on a 55mph road. GO KILL YOURSELF.

normal ass people are goin about their everyday lives, just cause your on vacation and wanna do 5mph doesnt mean the line of 50 cars behind you feels the same way

then you have 2 lane fucking roads....DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND...DRIVE IN THE RIGHT LANE, PASS IN THE LEFT....fuck me, i pull up in the left lane behind a car and they happen to do the same speed as the car in the right lane...its like come on you selfish fuck, just move over and let me past like a thoughtful human being

people are fucking inconsiderate dicks...next time you visit a new place to take in the sights and such, try to do so without being an inconsiderate dick, maybe think to yourself, if i was a local, would this piss me off?

/rant

that :feelsgoodman:


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Re: fuck you fucking tourists [Re: trippinballs420]
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I know how you feel. I live in a touristy area, and it's the same fucking thing. Pull offs out the ass and people still decide to go 35 in a 55 and not get out of your way. Even when there are 6+ cars stacked behind them.

Makes me want to get a deer killer bumper and just rear-end their sorry asses.


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Re: fuck you fucking tourists [Re: Aser]
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Stoping in the middle of the road and not obaying traffic laws in one thing, and just outright dangers in near the rockeys...

But dont complain about not going THE SPEED LIMIT. It says Limit for a reason. Meaning you DONT HAVE to go that fast.

I live in florida so i know how you feel. but get over it dude. you haven't gotten used to it by now?

Edited by swope904 (06/01/13 09:30 PM)

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Re: fuck you fucking tourists [Re: trippinballs420]
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That's when I put my brights on and tailgate you with unrelenting horn.

There is a simple method.

5+ over the speed limit = no problems
Doing the speed limit = I'll let it slide
5 under the speed limit = I understand you're near death or really stoned so I forgive you
10 under the speed limit = Immediate road rage
10- under = Using my .40 cal to kindly wave you off the road


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Re: fuck you fucking tourists [Re: swope904]
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It's just as illegal to go 35 in a 55 as it is to go 75 in the same 55.

OP, yeah that shit drives me nuts. The road are for getting somewhere, not sitting around twirling your cock. You need to handle that shit like an east coaster.


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Re: fuck you fucking tourists [Re: Ren]
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this is exactly why i bought a motorcycle.
can blow the doors off anything with 4 wheels at any speed.

i don't ride outside of my ability,
but definitely outside of the law.


....haven't gotten caught yet

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Re: fuck you fucking tourists [Re: Dark_Star]
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Dark_Star said:
It's just as illegal to go 35 in a 55 as it is to go 75 in the same 55.

OP, yeah that shit drives me nuts. The road are for getting somewhere, not sitting around twirling your cock.



lawl, not illegal at all. fyi

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Re: fuck you fucking tourists [Re: swope904]
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Ren said:
That's when I put my brights on and tailgate you with unrelenting horn.

There is a simple method.

5+ over the speed limit = no problems
Doing the speed limit = I'll let it slide
5 under the speed limit = I understand you're near death or really stoned so I forgive you
10 under the speed limit = Immediate road rage
10- under = Using my .40 cal to kindly wave you off the road



dude this is exactly how i feel....like spot the fuck on

swope904 said:
Stoping in the middle of the road and not obaying traffic laws in one thing, and just outright dangers in near the rockeys...

But dont complain about not going THE SPEED LIMIT. It says Limit for a reason. Meaning you DONT HAVE to go that fast.

I live in florida so i know how you feel. but get over it dude. you haven't gotten used to it by now?



dude ive lived here for like 4 months and its just starting to get to be hardcore tourist season here, so no i havent gotten used to it in the past 2 weeks

but its not the people close to the speed limit that are my problem, its the ones that are far under the speed limit because they are obviously looking at the scenery...pointing things out...shit like that

if you come around a blind turn at 60 on a 55mph speed limit road, and theres someone doing 30, thats not too safe :shrug:

theres also a minimum speed limit, it says limit for a reason, meaning you HAVE to go that fast


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Re: fuck you fucking tourists [Re: trippinballs420]
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Haha, cross me off - in Michigan we're known for driving fast! And we do


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Re: fuck you fucking tourists [Re: trippinballs420]
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trippinballs420 said:
Ren said:
That's when I put my brights on and tailgate you with unrelenting horn.

There is a simple method.

5+ over the speed limit = no problems
Doing the speed limit = I'll let it slide
5 under the speed limit = I understand you're near death or really stoned so I forgive you
10 under the speed limit = Immediate road rage
10- under = Using my .40 cal to kindly wave you off the road



dude this is exactly how i feel....like spot the fuck on

swope904 said:
Stoping in the middle of the road and not obaying traffic laws in one thing, and just outright dangers in near the rockeys...

But dont complain about not going THE SPEED LIMIT. It says Limit for a reason. Meaning you DONT HAVE to go that fast.

I live in florida so i know how you feel. but get over it dude. you haven't gotten used to it by now?



dude ive lived here for like 4 months and its just starting to get to be hardcore tourist season here, so no i havent gotten used to it in the past 2 weeks

but its not the people close to the speed limit that are my problem, its the ones that are far under the speed limit because they are obviously looking at the scenery...pointing things out...shit like that

if you come around a blind turn at 60 on a 55mph speed limit road, and theres someone doing 30, thats not too safe :shrug:

theres also a minimum speed limit, it says limit for a reason, meaning you HAVE to go that fast



i agree its not safe. and i here you seeing how you just moved there. maybe try not going 60 in a 55 around a turn you cant see around might make it safer? just a simple solution.

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Re: fuck you fucking tourists [Re: swope904]
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swope904 said:
Dark_Star said:
It's just as illegal to go 35 in a 55 as it is to go 75 in the same 55.

OP, yeah that shit drives me nuts. The road are for getting somewhere, not sitting around twirling your cock.



lawl, not illegal at all. fyi



lawl actually completely illegal in some places...most places probably.

its called a mandatory minimum speedlimit

aka do it or GTFO the road

darkstar i feel the same way, im from baltimore so its like you drive to get somewhere, not finger fuck yourself in traffic while you go whatever speed you please as the cars stack up behind you


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Re: fuck you fucking tourists [Re: swope904]
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swope904 said:
Dark_Star said:
It's just as illegal to go 35 in a 55 as it is to go 75 in the same 55.

OP, yeah that shit drives me nuts. The road are for getting somewhere, not sitting around twirling your cock.



lawl, not illegal at all. fyi



:lol: Yeah it is. It's disrupting the flow of traffic. Maybe not in the granny state of Florida, but try pulling that shit up here & you'll be pulled over faster than someone going 10 over.


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Re: fuck you fucking tourists [Re: swope904]
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yeah, maybe a 5mph difference, but say im doing 55 and they are doing 25? its the same shit....i just find it baffling that people pay so little attention to whats going on around them, and are so inconsiderate and just overall dumb and terrrible drivers :shrug:


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Re: fuck you fucking tourists [Re: trippinballs420]
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I've got no problems with slow drivers...as long as they follow common courtesy and pull off the road when many drivers stack up behind them.

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Re: fuck you fucking tourists [Re: Dark_Star]
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i gotta salute west VA in this instance,

there are lots of twisty two lane mountain roads,
and state law says if more than 3 cars are backed up behind you because you're going slow, you gotta pull over and let them go

awwwwww yea- dat feel when you can mash on the gas after piddling along behind granny for 10 miles

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Re: fuck you fucking tourists [Re: Dark_Star]
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hahaha you must have never been to florida.... everyone literally flys threw 30mph neighborhoods doing 50 with kids playing and shit.. so... yeah... get your facts straight.

but yeah. its not illegal here. i dont know about your state. but its deff not illegal.

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Re: fuck you fucking tourists [Re: eastcoastremedy]
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Re: fuck you fucking tourists [Re: swope904]
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concerning florida

Quote:
Driving Too Slowly is also Against the Law

Drive with the flow of traffic (within the speed limit). You should not drive so slowly that you block other vehicles moving at normal, safe speeds. You can be issued a ticket for driving too slowly. When the posted speed limit is 70 mph, the minimum speed limit is 50 mph.



http://www.123driving.com/flhandbook/flhb-speed-limits.shtml

Quote:
Most motorists know the maximum speed limit on Interstate 95 outside of construction zones in most of Palm Beach County is 65 mph, even if they don't always obey it.

But how slow can you go?

According to the Florida Department of Transportation, the minimum speed limit is 40 mph in a 65-mph zone and 50 mph where the posted speed limit is 70 mph on I-95 north of PGA Boulevard.So why has the minimum speed been covered up on I-95 signs from Boca Raton to Boynton Beach?

In the newly widened stretch of I-95 between Boynton Beach and Lake Worth, new speed-limit signs don't include minimum speeds.

The state is no longer posting minimum speed limits on interstates in District 4, which stretches from Broward County to Vero Beach. The decision was made last summer, DOT spokeswoman Barbara Kelleher said.

"Any of the new projects don't have signs with the minimum speed limits," Kelleher said. "It's still a law. ... We discussed it with the Florida Highway Patrol and they said the signs really didn't help them. We didn't have a problem with people driving too slowly."



http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2006-06-25/news/0606240387_1_interstates-speed-limit-maximum-speed

how well do you know your state laws?


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Re: fuck you fucking tourists [Re: Dark_Star]
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HAH - I can totally emphasize with the 'omg deer!' thing, even though I lived around the poconos and catskills and should be used to deer :facepalm:. I just hadn't seen any in like a year and recently was driving with some friends and saw a whole shitload in a field(not a very unusual thing for most parts of PA) and got really excited/geeked out, slammed the breaks, and very excitedly pointed it out to my friends, who haven't spent the past couple years living in a city, and were very unimpressed.


Sometimes I can be a really lazy driver(like put my hazards on just so I can go 40 in the right lane on the turnpike, type of driver) but on most days I am going about 10 over, and I try reeeeally hard not to tail gate(...roadrage, is bad, mmkay?, but I just can't stand it when you have someone going 30 in a 45 who insists on brake-checking you multiple times the moment you get vaguely close to them.

And I've driven through South Florida from Miami to the Keys, I'd say the further outside of Miami you get the slower it'll get...and in the keys err'one seems to want to do the speed limit, I'm guessing because the cops down there are all over it - most people on route 1 were fine to me, maybe a little slower in the sense that they did the speed limit.

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Re: fuck you fucking tourists [Re: swope904]
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It appears that you are the one who needs to get his facts straight.


http://www.nhtsa.gov/people/injury/enforce/speedlaws501/toc/flspeed.pdf


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