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zeta
Stranger

Registered: 05/24/02
Posts: 3,972

Fortunately Unfortunately

#1804682 - 08/12/03 04:42 AM (23 years, 2 months ago)

Rules:
I'll start by making some random comment.
And somebody else will say "unfortunately.." to counter the comment. Then somebody will say "fortunately.." to counter the unfortunately comment.
Got it? Cool.

Here we go..

I was rolling a blunt today.

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PDU
travel kid vs.amerika

Registered: 12/03/02
Posts: 10,675
Loc: beautiful BC
Last seen: 11 years, 27 days

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

[Re: zeta]
#1804705 - 08/12/03 04:58 AM (23 years, 2 months ago)

unfortunately i only had 2.2grams of kind White widow x NL#5, and it wasnt as fat as i was hoping.

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PJDIDDLE

Registered: 10/17/02
Posts: 2,837

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[Re: PDU]
#1804766 - 08/12/03 05:41 AM (23 years, 2 months ago)

Post deleted by Script

Reason for deletion: .

Edited by PJDIDDLE (06/08/10 06:19 PM)

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FreakQlibrium
Son of Uncle Meat

Registered: 06/06/02
Posts: 19,058
Loc: Toronto Canada

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

[Re: PJDIDDLE]
#1804847 - 08/12/03 07:17 AM (23 years, 2 months ago)

Unfortunately the carrier got busted and admitted to the cops he was bringing it to YOUR address :grin:

:grin:

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"Being crazier than a shithouse rat is not sufficient grounds for banishment"

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OCT
Head of theJoint Committee

Registered: 07/03/03
Posts: 110
Loc: Hyperspace
Last seen: 22 years, 27 days

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

[Re: FreakQlibrium]
#1804855 - 08/12/03 07:24 AM (23 years, 2 months ago)

Fortunately Dunkin' Donuts was having a huge sale and the cops forgot all about you

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FreakQlibrium
Son of Uncle Meat

Registered: 06/06/02
Posts: 19,058
Loc: Toronto Canada

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

[Re: OCT]
#1804857 - 08/12/03 07:26 AM (23 years, 2 months ago)

lmao! good one! :smile:

:smile:

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"Being crazier than a shithouse rat is not sufficient grounds for banishment"

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FreakQlibrium
Son of Uncle Meat

Registered: 06/06/02
Posts: 19,058
Loc: Toronto Canada

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

[Re: FreakQlibrium]
#1804863 - 08/12/03 07:32 AM (23 years, 2 months ago)

UNFORTUNATELY the cops were suddenly called away right in the middle of their dunk fest to an elelmenatry school where a heavily armed crazy psychotic loon was holding a helpless group of children hostage

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"Being crazier than a shithouse rat is not sufficient grounds for banishment"

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Stubaby
crosseyed andpainless

Registered: 12/09/02
Posts: 156
Loc: Dudley's Kitchen
Last seen: 18 years, 7 months

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

[Re: FreakQlibrium]
#1805051 - 08/12/03 09:43 AM (23 years, 2 months ago)

Fortunately, the cops instict to shoot first, shoot second, and not ask questions at all saved the children

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Well everybody's dancin in a ring around the sun
Nobody's finished, we ain't even begun
So take off your shoes child, and take off your hat
Try on your wings and find out where it's at.

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FreakQlibrium
Son of Uncle Meat

Registered: 06/06/02
Posts: 19,058
Loc: Toronto Canada

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

[Re: Stubaby]
#1805056 - 08/12/03 09:47 AM (23 years, 2 months ago)

Unfortunatly, while the heroic officers were being swarmed by media hounds to give their interpretation of the drama, the school kids noticed tht the cops had left the door to their cruiser unlocked and promptly helped themselves to all the weed that was sitting unprotected on the back seat :smile:

:smile:

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"Being crazier than a shithouse rat is not sufficient grounds for banishment"

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Stubaby
crosseyed andpainless

Registered: 12/09/02
Posts: 156
Loc: Dudley's Kitchen
Last seen: 18 years, 7 months

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

[Re: FreakQlibrium]
#1805079 - 08/12/03 09:57 AM (23 years, 2 months ago)

Fortunately, little Johhny had brought his bubbler to school with him

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Well everybody's dancin in a ring around the sun
Nobody's finished, we ain't even begun
So take off your shoes child, and take off your hat
Try on your wings and find out where it's at.

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FreakQlibrium
Son of Uncle Meat

Registered: 06/06/02
Posts: 19,058
Loc: Toronto Canada

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

[Re: Stubaby]
#1805104 - 08/12/03 10:08 AM (23 years, 2 months ago)

Unfortunately, the evil weed was laced with strychninne, arsenic and a whold shit load of other toxic chemicals that were originally intended to poison and kill Script :frown:

:frown:

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"Being crazier than a shithouse rat is not sufficient grounds for banishment"

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Ripple
Ripple

Registered: 05/16/02
Posts: 21,014
Loc: the timbers of Fennario

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

[Re: FreakQlibrium]
#1805143 - 08/12/03 10:25 AM (23 years, 2 months ago)

Fortunately, the children all lived on a super fund site and were immune to the effects of the evil weed laced with strychnine and arsenic!

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The bus came by and I got on that's when it all began!

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FreakQlibrium
Son of Uncle Meat

Registered: 06/06/02
Posts: 19,058
Loc: Toronto Canada

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

[Re: Ripple]
#1805150 - 08/12/03 10:28 AM (23 years, 2 months ago)

You REALLY know how to ruin a good thread Ripple! :mad:

:mad:

:smile:

btw,

:wtf:

IS a "super fund site" seriously?

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Ripple
Ripple

Registered: 05/16/02
Posts: 21,014
Loc: the timbers of Fennario

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

[Re: FreakQlibrium]
#1806413 - 08/12/03 03:58 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

Sorry....hate to see the little ones get hurt! :grin:

:grin:

Super fund site = toxic waste land

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The bus came by and I got on that's when it all began!

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Ripple
Ripple

Registered: 05/16/02
Posts: 21,014
Loc: the timbers of Fennario

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

[Re: FreakQlibrium]
#1806425 - 08/12/03 04:00 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

Fortunately Freak Q loves Ripple and continues to add mind expansive posts to this thread :grin:

:grin:

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The bus came by and I got on that's when it all began!

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FreakQlibrium
Son of Uncle Meat

Registered: 06/06/02
Posts: 19,058
Loc: Toronto Canada

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

[Re: Ripple]
#1806475 - 08/12/03 04:12 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

OKay Ripple, well i must admit i am now hearing the lyrics "toxic wasteland" to the tune of the old Who song: teen age wasteland(even though the real name might me "baba O'reilly"......i'll have to put some thought into something that will continue this wonderful tale :wink:

:wink:

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"Being crazier than a shithouse rat is not sufficient grounds for banishment"

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FreakQlibrium
Son of Uncle Meat

Registered: 06/06/02
Posts: 19,058
Loc: Toronto Canada

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

[Re: FreakQlibrium]
#1812698 - 08/14/03 07:26 AM (23 years, 1 month ago)

UNFOTUNATELY the combined immunity these children had to the toxins contained in the weed combined with the toxins that had been placed IN with the weed produced the strongest stone from smoking weed that ANYone in the human species had ever experienced :smile:

:smile:

THIS resulted in the children agreeing amongst themselves that they were the ones chosen to lead modern civilization out of a morass of social as well as environmental decay!(pls, do not ask me HOW this could be unfortunate, i get confused easily) :grin:

:grin:

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