Soulidarity said:

man i've done more embarassing shit then this at parties



i was hammer drunk at this party once, we were chilling in this dudes basement with like 10-20 people. anyways it had a low lying plywood roof, and people were saying " theres no way you could break through that ", i thought to my inebriated self- "Challenge accepted". i jumped up and headbutted the roof. and i broke the roof.




so the party continued on and i was oblivious to how obnoxiously wasted i was. anyways next the topic of deoderant burning when sprayed on your balls came up. and people were saying " dude it makes your balls burn when you spray it on your balls ". i again thought- "Challenge accepted". i jumped up and said " nah man thats bullshit, it doesn't burn man, watch ". whipped out my full cock and balls infront of a room of 20 people, sprayed my balls all up with Lynx deoderant. and stood there for 15 seconds saying " see man, it doesnt burn, your all retards ". then i sat down, and about a minute later, i'm like " OH SHIT......THIS SHIT IS STARTING TO BURN MAN....". i looked around for some sort of salvation, and all i could see was a cold 1.25litre bottle of coke. so i poured this onto my balls, while sitting on this guys couch. it was temporary relief . at this point the owner of the house had just had enough and just 'ed. but alas, as the coke drained off my balls i again felt the burning sensation, the next sign of relief i could see was to sprint over to his mothers car and rest my balls up on the cold metal exterior to cool them off.


that shit is way more awkward then what your describing. i don't think it was ever spoken of again. but who cares man people forget about it eventually. you just gotta laugh about shit and make the most of it. if you really want to you can just play it off as " oh i was so drunk i don't know what happened " etc etc

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Bovice said:

Hahah so last update, turns out my roommate was blackout drunk hours before I was, doesn't even remember getting home or anything after that hahah, so looks like I'm in the clear. Some of these stories on here are much worse than my situation so I'm lucky in that aspect, definitely got some good laughs out of this thread

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You two could have plowed each other all night, and nobody will ever know.

sVs said:

I threw up on my wife once.
Shit happens.

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koods said:

Bovice said:

Hahah so last update, turns out my roommate was blackout drunk hours before I was, doesn't even remember getting home or anything after that hahah, so looks like I'm in the clear. Some of these stories on here are much worse than my situation so I'm lucky in that aspect, definitely got some good laughs out of this thread

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You two could have plowed each other all night, and nobody will ever know.

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I_was_the_walrus said:

I worked at a bar for nearly 6 years. Yall don't even know the meaning of embarrassment.

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sVs said:

I threw up on my wife once.
Shit happens.

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I had a roommate once that would rub one out a lot, while I was in the top bunk trying to sleep.

Bovice said:

Hahaha iwasaclown that is literally worst case scenario, porn pops up when your female roomates and friend are staring straight at your phone hahahah seriously nightmare status. With the patents tho, omg haha terrible

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