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most embarrassing thing to happen to me, ever.
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So last night I got black out drunk. I was drinking from about 3pm until the latest I can remember, which was like 2am. Don't remember falling asleep or anything up until I made a pb&j at a little after 2. Had crazy dreams, and woke up a little after three. I do remember my dreams tho, they were awesome. So I went on my lunch break at work two hours ago(I work nights) and clicked on internet explorer on my phone to read some news. This porno pops up and I'm like wtf I don't remember this shit at all. Like literally had no memory of it what so ever. So I went to my history to see when I watched it and it was last night. My whole face filled up with blood and I started getting dizzy cause me and my roommate sleep on the couch in the living room( two separate couchs VERY close though). So I am literally freaking out cause I have no memory of this AT ALL. So I text my roommate this exact message ' Super embarrassing ? , did you see me naked last night?' He replys 'No' but then texts right after ' Bit then again maybe i represed that memory'. He totally saw me whip out my pecker and fap one off. I think this because I said sorry blah blah blah and he never replied. I was so embarrassed I threw up. What do you guys think? Do you think I actually just whipped it out and jacked one off? I am so embarrassed I don't know what to say now or do

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Re: most embarrassing thing to happen to me, ever. [Re: Bovice]
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who knows what you did blackout drunk. the only wya youll find out is from your roommate, he could be fucking with you. but its in the past brah who cares, you didnt know what you were doing anyway :shrug:

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Re: most embarrassing thing to happen to me, ever. [Re: plasma21] * 4
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:shrug:
I threw up on my wife once.
Shit happens.


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Re: most embarrassing thing to happen to me, ever. [Re: Bovice]
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lol it's fine man. i have a friend who shamelessly does that shit all the time and he is a cool guy. you were drunk. all dudes jerk it. no biggie at all. really. stop worrying about it and make sure next time you pick up instead of crash on the couch :wink:

believe me there are MUCH worse drunk stories out there. honestly this is hardly worth batting an eyelid at.


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Re: most embarrassing thing to happen to me, ever. [Re: something super extreme]
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sounds hot


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Re: most embarrassing thing to happen to me, ever. [Re: quinn]
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In retrospect, it might of been pretty hot.
For some reason, my memory of the event is a bit blurred.


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Re: most embarrassing thing to happen to me, ever. [Re: Bovice]
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So?

The only embarrassing thing is to not ask your roommate to participate. It's just common courtesy to offer a reach around and a circle jerk.  :nono:


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Re: most embarrassing thing to happen to me, ever. [Re: quinn] * 5
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Do you guys ever play Nightcrawlers?


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Re: most embarrassing thing to happen to me, ever. [Re: koods]
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I'm thinking now I kinda overreacted. I honestly think he is just messing with me, regardless I feel like an idiot. You guys helped me chill out tho, literally the most embarrassed I've ever been ever

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Re: most embarrassing thing to happen to me, ever. [Re: Bovice] * 2
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man i've done more embarassing shit then this at parties



i was hammer drunk at this party once, we were chilling in this dudes basement with like 10-20 people. anyways it had a low lying plywood roof, and people were saying " theres no way you could break through that ", i thought to my inebriated self- "Challenge accepted". i jumped up and headbutted the roof. and i broke the roof.

:feelsgoodman:


so the party continued on and i was oblivious to how obnoxiously wasted i was. anyways next the topic of deoderant burning when sprayed on your balls came up. and people were saying " dude it makes your balls burn when you spray it on your balls ". i again thought- "Challenge accepted". i jumped up and said " nah man thats bullshit, it doesn't burn man, watch ". whipped out my full cock and balls infront of a room of 20 people, sprayed my balls all up with Lynx deoderant. and stood there for 15 seconds saying " see man, it doesnt burn, your all retards ". then i sat down, and about a minute later, i'm like " OH SHIT......THIS SHIT IS STARTING TO BURN MAN....". i looked around for some sort of salvation, and all i could see was a cold 1.25litre bottle of coke. so i poured this onto my balls, while sitting on this guys couch. it was temporary relief :feelsgoodman:. at this point the owner of the house had just had enough and just :facepalm:'ed. but alas, as the coke drained off my balls i again felt the burning sensation, the next sign of relief i could see was to sprint over to his mothers car and rest my balls up on the cold metal exterior to cool them off.


that shit is way more awkward then what your describing. i don't think it was ever spoken of again. but who cares man people forget about it eventually. you just gotta laugh about shit and make the most of it. if you really want to you can just play it off as " oh i was so drunk i don't know what happened " etc etc


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Re: most embarrassing thing to happen to me, ever. [Re: koods]
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koods said:
Do you guys ever play Nightcrawlers?










:awehigh:


That sucks, but don't sweat it. It's perfectly natural and if your roommate wasn't also blackout drunk or sleeping(which I think he might be suggesting based on his answer) regardless, I'm pretty sure he'll get over it.

Also, you work the night shift and I wouldn't worry about getting a response late at night.


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Re: most embarrassing thing to happen to me, ever. [Re: Bovice]
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Quote:
  My whole face filled up with blood and I started getting dizzy
I was so embarrassed I threw up.



Dont do that, its not healthy to be that embarrassed! As people said, shit happens, especially when you're on a blackout. Don't kick yourself over it, just make sure you never have a blackout again.


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did you see me naked last night?' He replys 'No' but then texts right after ' Bit then again maybe i represed that memory'. He totally saw me whip out my pecker and fap one off. (..) I think this because I said sorry blah blah blah and he never replied.



I do not reach the same conclusion, I think in this case no means no, or he would have said something like "dude WTF?"


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Re: most embarrassing thing to happen to me, ever. [Re: Asante] * 3
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I worked at a bar for nearly 6 years. Yall don't even know the meaning of embarrassment.

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Re: most embarrassing thing to happen to me, ever. [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
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I spray deodorant on my balls ALL THE TIME man. It doesn't burn mine, and they smell great. :feelsgoodman:


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Re: most embarrassing thing to happen to me, ever. [Re: innerspace]
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saw you whip one off?
:mygodthehorror: :girlishjoy:


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Re: most embarrassing thing to happen to me, ever. [Re: Spacerific]
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Just got off work, but soulidarity that is soo funny I'm sorry because I can't imagine how embarrassed you were the next day. Especially infront of that many homies.

I really appreciate all the positive vibes from you all though, really really helped calm me down. I'm going to take a break from the sauce and fappage now tho, real eye opener hahah.

Wiccan your post most of all calmed my nerves, really appreciate the positive vibes and the straight logic brother!!

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Re: most embarrassing thing to happen to me, ever. [Re: Soulidarity]
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soulidarity :rofldrunk: omg :thumbup:


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Re: most embarrassing thing to happen to me, ever. [Re: I_was_the_walrus] * 1
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OP, i honestly doubt your homies cares (if he even saw anything, which i doubt)

I_was_the_walrus said:
I worked at a bar for nearly 6 years. Yall don't even know the meaning of embarrassment.


any good stories hahaha?

try taking some xanax, blackout on benzo's OP, thennnnnnn tell me about embarrassing moments.


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Re: most embarrassing thing to happen to me, ever. [Re: Legend]
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legit27 said:
OP, i honestly doubt your homies cares (if he even saw anything, which i doubt)

I_was_the_walrus said:
I worked at a bar for nearly 6 years. Yall don't even know the meaning of embarrassment.


any good stories hahaha?

try taking some xanax, blackout on benzo's OP, thennnnnnn tell me about embarrassing moments.


I know I was probably tripping. Any good stories to share yourself? Benzo's are f'king crazy, time destroyers

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Re: most embarrassing thing to happen to me, ever. [Re: Bovice]
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I've had some embarrassing moments with porn.

Just the other day I was trying to show my female roomate and another friend a cool video on my phone and some porn starts playing instead. Soon as I heard a moan I kinda spazzed.:lol:

I also had my parents walk in on me more than once in high school.
But then I walked in on my mom giving my dad head in the kitchen.:awedisgust:


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