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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: donteatasians]
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a friend of mine sucked my dick once when I was maybe 6 or 7..

he was a boy.

i didn't return the favor (i was supposed to) because it wierded me out :lol:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
a friend of mine sucked my dick once when I was maybe 6 or 7..

he was a boy.

i didn't return the favor (i was supposed to) because it wierded me out :lol:


:sissies:  :lol: Im surprised how many of these there have been.

I used to suck my thumb until i was like 10 or 11

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: pfxtc]
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Back when I was still in a virgin in 9th grade I smoked weed for maybe the 5th time in my life with an old friend of mine. When we were high he had the idea that we should watch some porn. I remember he got us blankets so we could jerk off "privately," but then he started putting his hand on my dick over the blanket. Through sheer horniness i jerked him off as he jerked me off and then I came first and was instantly weirded out. One of the most convincing moments of my life about how I truly am straight. Though I wouldn't mind trying casual sex with a guy again simply for the experience, I'm just really not into men emotionally or physically. Its kind of one of those, "Well I already crossed that barrier." :shrug:

Even thinking about it though, I know it would never happen. I can't even imagine myself kissing a guy. It's just way too weird for me.

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: HeaDiEs RusH] * 4
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HeaDiEs RusH said:
Back when I was still in a virgin in 9th grade I smoked weed for maybe the 5th time in my life with an old friend of mine. When we were high he had the idea that we should watch some porn. I remember he got us blankets so we could jerk off "privately," but then he started putting his hand on my dick over the blanket. Through sheer horniness i jerked him off as he jerked me off and then I came first and was instantly weirded out. One of the most convincing moments of my life about how I truly am straight. Though I wouldn't mind trying casual sex with a guy again simply for the experience, I'm just really not into men emotionally or physically. Its kind of one of those, "Well I already crossed that barrier." :shrug:


the cliffnotes version: "I jerked my friend off, so I must be straight. I am so totally straight, if any other dudes want to jerk off with me, just send me a PM"


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: koods]
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Lol yeah sure you can take it that way. Feel free to make an assumption of my life based off of a post I made on a forum. And goddam if I get any PM's because of this wtf...

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Asante]
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I use to live in the eastbay. my buddy lived next to the freeway. we use to spend hours throwing rocks into the traffic. big ones too. some times we would throw a handfull of pebbles, we called these "russian frags". we also would make palestine fashion slings and rain down rocks upon the apartments across the freeway. thank gos no one was ever seriously hurt.

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: HeaDiEs RusH] * 1
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Me and my little brother and this other kid all touched weeners when I was like 5.:feelsweirdman:


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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: HeaDiEs RusH]
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Lol yeah sure you can take it that way. Feel free to make an assumption of my life based off of a post I made on a forum. And goddam if I get any PM's because of this wtf...


well you just did say you wouldnt mind banging a dude just because.nothings wrong with that but those were your words.did you remain friends or was it too akward?

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: HeaDiEs RusH]
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HeaDiEs RusH said:
Lol yeah sure you can take it that way. Feel free to make an assumption of my life based off of a post I made on a forum. And goddam if I get any PM's because of this wtf...


Dude, it is all good natured ribbing. Like this:

RonaldFuckingPaul said:
Me and my little brother and this other kid all touched weeners when I was like 5.:feelsweirdman:


So, you molested your little brother and his friend.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

Edited by koods (12/06/12 01:58 AM)

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: BarbraStriesand]
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BarbraStriesand said:
Lol yeah sure you can take it that way. Feel free to make an assumption of my life based off of a post I made on a forum. And goddam if I get any PM's because of this wtf...


well you just did say you wouldnt mind banging a dude just because.nothings wrong with that but those were your words.did you remain friends or was it too akward?


I get annoyed when people make condescending comments.

In response to you, its more that I've just considered it, but like I said, I really don't ever see it ever happening. I'm just not into guys like that. And the more I think about it the more the idea just turns me off. And yeah no we're not friends anymore that was just way too weird hahaha. It doesn't bother me what happened per se, just it being my friend was probably the worst part.

Edited by HeaDiEs RusH (12/06/12 02:33 AM)

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: HeaDiEs RusH]
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When I was about 16, I jerked off in my aunt's newly remodeled bathroom shower. It wasn't just any shower in the house, it was the master bedroom bathroom shower. But I just didn't jerk it and wash off, I jizzed onto the outside of the shower curtain that had folded in to the shower, and left it there.

For a few days after going back home, I was a bit scared that she would find it and get it tested for DNA. Then I remembered she collected thimbles for a living and I quickly forgot about it. It was pretty fucked up at the time, which is why I did it, but now I just laugh.


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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: koods] * 1
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koods said:
HeaDiEs RusH said:
Lol yeah sure you can take it that way. Feel free to make an assumption of my life based off of a post I made on a forum. And goddam if I get any PM's because of this wtf...


Dude, it is all good natured ribbing. Like this:

RonaldFuckingPaul said:
Me and my little brother and this other kid all touched weeners when I was like 5.:feelsweirdman:


So, you molested your little brother and his friend.


It's all good man, the internet sucks for sarcasm. There really needs to be an italics 2.0 for that shit.

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: MilkdudTitties]
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MilkdudTitties said:
pfxtc said:
a friend of mine sucked my dick once when I was maybe 6 or 7..

he was a boy.


:sissies:  :lol: Im surprised how many of these there have been.


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Edited by Sheekle (12/06/12 02:55 AM)

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Sheekle] * 2
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Mt uncle's second wife's daughter and I started playing "you show me yours and ill show you mine" at the age of 8 or 9 and it progressed and continued until we were about 18 or 19. I would prob still hook up with her if i had the chance :shrug:


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                That sucks you into feelin' like this."

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: koods]
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koods said:
HeaDiEs RusH said:
Lol yeah sure you can take it that way. Feel free to make an assumption of my life based off of a post I made on a forum. And goddam if I get any PM's because of this wtf...


Dude, it is all good natured ribbing. Like this:

RonaldFuckingPaul said:
Me and my little brother and this other kid all touched weeners when I was like 5.:feelsweirdman:


So, you molested your little brother and his friend.


I was 5 dumbass.  I didn't even have sexual urges at that age.


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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul] * 4
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RonaldFuckingPaul said:
koods said:
HeaDiEs RusH said:
Lol yeah sure you can take it that way. Feel free to make an assumption of my life based off of a post I made on a forum. And goddam if I get any PM's because of this wtf...


Dude, it is all good natured ribbing. Like this:

RonaldFuckingPaul said:
Me and my little brother and this other kid all touched weeners when I was like 5.:feelsweirdman:


So, you molested your little brother and his friend.


I was 5 dumbass.  I didn't even have sexual urges at that age.


:facepalm:


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: koods]
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i used to steal money from my parents and use it to buy copious ammounts of candy and sweets at the local corner shop, and then stash them away where no one could find them and feast on them myself


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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Soulidarity]
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kids are fucking hilarious :lol:


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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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claraclairvoyant said:
Looking back on that it almost seems like a dream but I'm positive it happened.



This is a little like that:
My brother and I used to love playing 'cameras' whenever our mum went up the road to visit our aunt. We'd been warned to "never touch the camera, it's expensive, and, NOT a toy" so,
obviously, whenever she went out we'd sneak the camera out of her drawer to play "cameras".

One time one of us had the bright idea to mix playing "cameras" with another game, being rude little boys. We dropped our shorts and played at taking pictures of each others bums and winkles.

Mum returned from a shopping trip x days later and turned the air blue, a number of buggers, bloodies and sods were thrown at us, along with a few slaps no doubt, can't remember. One of her errands while out had been to pick up the photo's from boots the chemist she'd put in for developing, you can probably guess, our last game of "camera's" had involved a camera that had film in it. :lol:

Luckily, this took place in the mid sixties. Can imagine the to-do (fuss) that would occur if this happened today.

Sorry mum :blush:


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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: deucedbi9]
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deucedbi9 said:
Luckily, this took place in the mid sixties. Can imagine the to-do (fuss) that would occur if this happened today.

Sorry mum :blush:


The fuss would go something like this: "we stopped developing film 5 years ago"

Congrats to OP, this thread has revealed that nearly everyone does something "gay" at some point in their lives.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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