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Public Restrooms.
    #7604375 - 11/06/07 08:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I know a lot of people think public restrooms are disgusting and full of disease.

Even more people would never, have never, or hope to never again have to experience a time when they had to take a shit in a public restroom.

Me, i generally dont like to pop out a brown kid in a public restroom but i wouldnt hesitate if i really had to let him out to breathe.
The only thing that really gets me is if theres a bunch of people already in there. If theres nobody there and im all alone in a peaceful state, then its no problem. But people there and kids running around makes me want to smash my head in.

How do you guys-and girls, of course- feel about shittin in a public restroom?
Are you fine with shitting in a public restroom?
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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: thoughts]
    #7604393 - 11/06/07 08:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

No Stal, invalid poll, Shroomery LAWS, nigs.

Therefore, I will publically shit on your post.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: thoughts]
    #7604399 - 11/06/07 08:11 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I poop only in toilets familiar to me.

The last thing I need is a horrible disease.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7604401 - 11/06/07 08:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

So i have to make it end? is what youre slayin?


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: thoughts]
    #7604414 - 11/06/07 08:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Pay no mind to him.

It is customary to have an "I am Sir-Tokes-A-Lot" option on shroomery polls, but hey.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7604415 - 11/06/07 08:14 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

What's the big deal?  Why be intimidated by such a natural behavior?  Everybody does it.

And where's STAL?  :confused:


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #7604433 - 11/06/07 08:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Oh.  is this a magical hero ive never heard of? or just an infatuation with an ordinary fellow that periodically shows his grace to certain people in the forum?:confused:


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: thoughts]
    #7604442 - 11/06/07 08:19 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Sir Tokes A Lot is far too lazy to qualify as a "hero."

He never quite gets around to saving anyone from dragons.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: thoughts]
    #7604457 - 11/06/07 08:22 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Its better than shit'en in your pants


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #7604473 - 11/06/07 08:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Haha, im sure he can save you from having too much leftovers from Thanksgiving.:drooling:


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: KaptKid]
    #7604477 - 11/06/07 08:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i don't mind shitting in certain bathrooms on campus because i spend so much time here. i like to find bathrooms that are completely unoccupied and a bit out of the way. i also like reading the bathroom stall walls.

i don't shit if there are other people in there. and i don't shit in any other public restrooms.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7604513 - 11/06/07 08:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah man.

Hah!  theres one virgin! point and laugh. :haha:


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: thoughts]
    #7604529 - 11/06/07 08:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I cant poo in a public bathroom unless its to the point where its coming out whether I like it or not. And even then, I try to make it as quick as possible.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: xaeviax]
    #7604560 - 11/06/07 08:39 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I never took a shit at school all the way through high school, but I have a couple times when I was at work or if I really had to shit.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: Caribou_Lou]
    #7604592 - 11/06/07 08:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

It's gross, but when I have to poop, I poop. I don't care where.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7604643 - 11/06/07 08:53 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

one time i was on hate street in san fran and i had been sleeping in a car for like 2 days and it was like the third day and we were walking up the hate. well all of a sudden i had to take a dump.
well it was so early that the only place really open was mc donalds. well i had to run half way down the street to get there, and when i did i ran to the door and it was locked!!!! and im talking im geting this diaria feeling so the locked door wasnt on the plan list.

so then i ran to the counter and was trying to get the attention of a worker to get the key and they were just ignoring me and i was basicly like 4th in line.

so at this point i need to find a bowl and asa fuckin p. so i have some idea that they wont lock the chicks bathrooms cause they cant use a bush so i run to the girls bathroom and its unlocked so i sneak in.

so im made it into a both with out beeing seen and im siting about to make some noise when a girl comes in the bathroom. so im like damn it i need to drop a dump thats gonna make nosie and i dont want her to get suspicious. well she ended up making some weird noises so when she flushed i just started droping. and it was funny cause after she left i just had to go dump crazy with sounds.

another time comeing from up north i had to stop at some gas station and drop and duce. the funny part was i was in there so long that the light turned off on me and i wasnt even ready to leave.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #7605089 - 11/06/07 10:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I used to never use public restrooms besides for pissin'. Then I got a job, and, well, shit happens. It's no big deal anymore.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: Gill]
    #7605100 - 11/06/07 10:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i like reading graffiti while i get my business done,
public rooms are the only way for me to do that.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: thoughts]
    #7605146 - 11/06/07 10:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

your crapping in public tix :apestheclown:


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: igwna]
    #7605188 - 11/06/07 10:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

skcorrelyt said:
i like reading graffiti while i get my business done,
public rooms are the only way for me to do that.



you need to buy a graffiti magazine
http://
/ thats what i do but at home. if im in a public restroom its more likly im doing graffiti then droping a duce lol.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: igwna]
    #7605194 - 11/06/07 10:56 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

skcorrelyt said:
i like reading graffiti while i get my business done,
public rooms are the only way for me to do that.



you need to buy a graffiti magazine
http://www.cloutdistribution.com/
/thats what i do,but at home. if im in a public restroom its more likly im doing graffiti then droping a duce. i just notice i might be simulating a public bathrooms feel when i read graff mags in my home restroom lol.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #7605195 - 11/06/07 10:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

LosAngelesGraff said:
Quote:

skcorrelyt said:
i like reading graffiti while i get my business done,
public rooms are the only way for me to do that.



you need to buy a graffiti magazine
http://www.cloutdistribution.com/
/thats what i do,but at home. if im in a public restroom its more likly im doing graffiti then droping a duce. i just notice i might be simulating a public bathrooms feel when i read graff mags in my home restroom lol.





hahaha AWESOME! i'm definitally gonna look into this! thanks man.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: Gill]
    #7605198 - 11/06/07 10:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Gill said:
I used to never use public restrooms besides for pissin'. Then I got a job, and, well, shit happens. It's no big deal anymore.




Yerp same here.  I used to refuse to take a shit in a public restroom, but then I decided to be outgoing and take a shit at school (I think i was like 16) and discovered that shitting at school/work is a whole other experience :cool:


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #7605200 - 11/06/07 10:59 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Pay no mind to him.

It is customary to have an "I am Sir-Tokes-A-Lot" option on shroomery polls, but hey.




I always thought that was just in OTD?


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #7605397 - 11/07/07 12:19 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Doesn't bother me in the slightest


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: thoughts]
    #7605597 - 11/07/07 03:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

yeah i never have to take a shit in public, and if i do on a rare occasion i will put toilet paper on the seat although theres really no possible way your gonna get a disease from someones legs. Penn & Teller had a whole episode about public restrooms.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: SheerTerror]
    #7605613 - 11/07/07 04:25 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I used to hold my shit for work years ago - i got some sense of satisfaction at taking a huge dump on the job.

now, not so much.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7605626 - 11/07/07 04:50 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

what about if you use the bathroom at break and you cant stop going.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #7605679 - 11/07/07 05:41 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i routinely shit in public bathrooms because then i get to use free toilet paper, and not stink up my own toilet/leave shit streaks.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: pong]
    #7605778 - 11/07/07 07:09 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i could never hold my shits in as a child so i was forced to get used to using public restrooms.

now it doesnt bother me. HOWEVER- i dont know why but i ALWAYS feel like motherfuckers are lookin through the cracks of the door (i know they dont). it's an internal phobia i have.

weird.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: memes]
    #7605783 - 11/07/07 07:10 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

lol, i look through the cracks to make sure the person is actually shitting, not waiting to peek at me haha


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: pong]
    #7605799 - 11/07/07 07:19 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I used to have a huge problem with using public restrooms, and never ever thought I'd use one.

But one day I just said "This is stupid, let's just shit". Now I'm a firm believer in public toilets. Unless they are crawling with maggots or something wicked.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: memes]
    #7605907 - 11/07/07 08:22 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

when i was younger i had a huge phobia of using ANY bathrooms outside of my own and maybe close family members. i would actually go all the way home to shit if i had to. it was pretty ridiculous now that i think about it lol.

being in sports and having to be out of town alot, that kinda broke me of the phobia, but i still hated it. i only did when absolutely necessary. when i started working in construction about 5 years ago, that really broke my phobia, having to use disgusting port o potties filled to the brim with maggots and the such..... today i have no problem shitting anywhere.

hell if theres no toilet nearby and i have to go at work, ill shit in the goddamned bushes if i have to. done that plenty of times :smile:


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #7607558 - 11/07/07 04:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I only end up using a public toilet for a shit when i'm really

It's always awkward when people are walking around outside of the cubicle and im making lovely 'plopping' sounds!  :grin:


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: memes]
    #7607993 - 11/07/07 05:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

meams said:
HOWEVER- i dont know why but i ALWAYS feel like motherfuckers are lookin through the cracks of the door (i know they dont). it's an internal phobia i have.

weird.




Just don't tap your feet or cough. Else you might get some GOP-style non-gay restroom love.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: thoughts]
    #7614809 - 11/09/07 11:34 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

You can shit standing up. It's like dropping a bomb from a plane. It usually leaves a "chalk mark" on the inside of the bowl, though.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: JunkFood]
    #7614832 - 11/09/07 11:39 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I can't shit if there is someone else in there. Unfortunately at times that means I end up sitting in the cubicle for a while.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #7614845 - 11/09/07 11:42 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

You are FAR more likely to get disease from the door handle on your way out than using the shitter. I HATE to crap anywhere but home, but when visiting a public rest room I fear handles the most. After finishing, wash hands, turn off water (if not auto) using paper towel or back of hand, open door to exit using paper towel. Done.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: antiPock]
    #7614884 - 11/09/07 11:51 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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turn off water




Most people call that "flushing". Where are you from? By the way, your foot is a good method, too.


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Re: Public Restrooms. [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #8336469 - 04/28/08 01:25 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

haha its been awhile..

i was wondering if you know of any of these magazines that come monthly!?


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